🎀How to make a proper sex deal
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Here's the situation:
As many of you know, I'm in the midst of planning a wedding and the 2 of us can't agree on a honeymoon location. If we're even lucky enough to get to take a honeymoon, I decided that I want to go to Kauai. I know Hawaii is so played out for honeymoons, but I feel like most people go to Oahu, Maui or the Big Island, which I've been to & are so touristy. Leaving the US would be cool, but this just seems easier. It's only a 5 hour plane ride, don't have to worry about getting passports (I know, it's kinda lame that we don't already have them), worry about not knowing the language or getting around or have to exchange currency. He says he doesn't want to go somewhere tropical & humid, something about not wanting to be a sweaty mess (which sounds like a bullshit pansy excuse) and something about being a "city guy", blah blah blah. -
My thinking is that I want to go somewhere where we can have adventures & shit. I don't want to go anywhere where we're just sightseeing, eating, drinking & fucking or sitting on a beach all day being lame. I wanna zip line through a rainforest. I wanna ride an ATV to a waterfall. I wanna hike up an f'n volcano & then kayak down it. Oh yeah, then go do it in the hotel.
Thus far, my verbal powers of persuasion haven't gotten me too far. How do I craft the perfect sex deal - sex incentive, if you will - to get my way? I don't think sex ultimatums are good or healthy for anyone, so I don't think I should make any threat of taking it away.
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Zraygo, Johnny, Saba, Viper & Tek- I'm especially looking for you to answer. Yes, that is because you're horny bastards.
I wish you could tag people on tw.
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Wow, that's a tough one kiddo. You are talking a one-time type vacation... I'm not sure you'll be able to negotiate this one hun. Now that being said, if you have maybe 2-3 hot friends that would take a bullet for ya, you might be able to win the debate by offering quantity/variety. This might work if you use the "this is the ONE time you'll be able to do this with my permission" claim.... Hope that helps, lol.
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🔥⌖ Viper ⌖🔥 wrote:
But i would potentially be okay with that down the line. HIS monogamy bone is bigger than mine.Wow, that's a tough one kiddo. You are talking a one-time type vacation... I'm not sure you'll be able to negotiate this one hun. Now that being said, if you have maybe 2-3 hot friends that would take a bullet for ya, you might be able to win the debate by offering quantity/variety. This might work if you use the "this is the ONE time you'll be able to do this with my permission" claim.... Hope that helps, lol.
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Why not plan for a lay-over in a city somewhere, get the best of both? Half of the honeymoon in a city somewhere, half on the island... My guess is that you'll be having sex in both locations😜
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👆 I like this line of thought but I don't know how Bella is gonna feel about it. No matter how open...eh...minded she is, it is her honeymoon. Kind of sets the tone & grounf rules for the rest of the marriage.
Maybe start by performing looking at places on line together. When you see places you are interested in, make sure you deviate from looking & start screwing around a bit. Subtly is the key. Holding back isn't gonna do it but giving it up more when often when you're looking at your choices may just do the trick. Men are like pavlov's dogs. We're easily conditioned & it won't be long before he starts associating your location with great sex. Hawaii here you come. -
Sabasaul wrote:
Literally laughing out loud. I love it. 😂👆 I like this line of thought but I don't know how Bella is gonna feel about it. No matter how open...eh...minded she is, it is her honeymoon. Kind of sets the tone & grounf rules for the rest of the marriage.
Maybe start by performing looking at places on line together. When you see places you are interested in, make sure you deviate from looking & start screwing around a bit. Subtly is the key. Holding back isn't gonna do it but giving it up more when often when you're looking at your choices may just do the trick. Men are like pavlov's dogs. We're easily conditioned & it won't be long before he starts associating your location with great sex. Hawaii here you come. -
Whatever you do, do not go on a cruise !
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Excelsior mafia wrote:
I agree. A cruise is fun for about 15 minutes...Whatever you do, do not go on a cruise !
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🔥Maybe⌖Katie🔥 wrote:
Whaaa? Cruises are amazing!Excelsior mafia wrote:
I agree. A cruise is fun for about 15 minutes...Whatever you do, do not go on a cruise !
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When we vacationed in Hawaii, we stayed on Oahu for 3 days to do the tourist stuff, see the sights, Pearl Harbor, fancy restaurants, shop, etc., then 4 days on Kaui for hiking, swimming, snorkeling, helicopter ride (a must do!), sailing. Of course, having sex everywhere we could. Best vacation EVER! 😄👍
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"If we go to Hawaii ill make sure to make it worth your while."
Heavily laden with lust and a look that has sex written all over it. That comment done right should make him start to get hard.
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Weirdest post I think I've made here lol. -
We had so much fun in Jamaica. And the zip lining was awesome. So many other excursions you can do too. Hope you win this battle of wills
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✯ᎷᎪᎠᎠᎻᎪᎢᎢᎬᏒ✯ wrote:
I mean, the word "honeymoon" itself insinuates you're gonna do it till you can't walk for 2 days. I'm thinking this has to be something that happens leading up to then."If we go to Hawaii ill make sure to make it worth your while."
Heavily laden with lust and a look that has sex written all over it. That comment done right should make him start to get hard.
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Weirdest post I think I've made here lol. -
Go to Dubai!!! Best of both worlds. It's a city fully air conditioned everywhere. Plus you can go out into the desert, do a camel ride or go 4x4 or quad biking
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seller wrote:
Lol fuck thatGo to Dubai!!! Best of both worlds. It's a city fully air conditioned everywhere. Plus you can go out into the desert, do a camel ride or go 4x4 or quad biking
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Hmmmm. I like Vipers hot friend deal.
"Oh my goodness R, best friends gonna be in Kauai right after our wedding! Ya know if we go to Kauai we could have that 3some you've always wanted!"
R doesn't yet know the first rule of being married, "happy wife equals happy life."
Start playing that phrase over and over again while he sleeps.
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I'm eagerly awaiting Tek's response!!!
Hey, she could be your third!!
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ZRAYGO wrote:
Who's to say she hasn't already been?I'm eagerly awaiting Tek's response!!!
Hey, she could be your third!!
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Sabasaul wrote:
True, true.ZRAYGO wrote:
Who's to say she hasn't already been?I'm eagerly awaiting Tek's response!!!
Hey, she could be your third!!
Hey Bella....promise him you'll wear the Lesbian Pirate Costume!
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Oh Bella, you naughty, sexy lady... I have complete faith in you. No one could figure this one out better than you!
Congrats btw.
Go to Costa Rica. I went in Jan. I did all the things you want to do. Best place I've ever been to. -
Schmidty wrote:
I second that. Did Costa Rica 6 years ago. Fuckin Amazing! The only thing that was missing when I was there was...SchmidtyOh Bella, you naughty, sexy lady... I have complete faith in you. No one could figure this one out better than you!
Congrats btw.
Go to Costa Rica. I went in Jan. I did all the things you want to do. Best place I've ever been to. -
👆 Lol
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👋✋ hey KK. How ya been?
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Since you don't have passports, go to the US Virgin Islands. St John is one of the most beautiful places you'll see. Went scuba diving and water is so clear you could see the prop at 70 feet. Megan's Bay is consistently rated a top 5 beach in the world. And, they don't care about drinking and driving!
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Ahhh, the fine art of compromise is what you need here.
You need to get what you want, while appearing to give him what he wants.
Have you considered San Juan, Puerto Rico?
There are museums, restaurants and sightseeing oppurtunities for him, and waterfalls, caving and ziplines for you.
You don't need a passport to go to Puerto Rico.
Air fare is really reasonable too.Also, don't rule out a cruise.
You really get the best of both worlds. A traveling city with all the amenities and an adventure waiting at every port. -
Don't listen to these chuckle heads.
Brochure about Puerto Rico = heavy petting
Brochure about Hawaii = blow job
Brochure about some other place he's looking info = hand job with some tit grabage
Brochure about Hawaii = blow job followed by a great reverse cowgirl
Brochure about someplace he's interested in = titty fuck and some ball fondlingHow many brochures do you think he's gonna want to look at before he is booking those Hawaii tix and celebrating with some hardcore redeo action with some bonus hole action for the win?
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Sabasaul wrote:
FTW lolololDon't listen to these chuckle heads.
Brochure about Puerto Rico = heavy petting
Brochure about Hawaii = blow job
Brochure about some other place he's looking info = hand job with some tit grabage
Brochure about Hawaii = blow job followed by a great reverse cowgirl
Brochure about someplace he's interested in = titty fuck and some ball fondlingHow many brochures do you think he's gonna want to look at before he is booking those Hawaii tix and celebrating with some hardcore redeo action with some bonus hole action for the win?
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So 1 thing is for sure gonna happen no matter where you go, SEX will happen ! BOOM
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Sabasaul wrote:
Been good. How about yourself?👋✋ hey KK. How ya been?
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