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This is a maaaaassive VAGENDA!!!
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I see what you did there, you drunken PUSSY!!!This is a maaaaassive VAGENDA!!!
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Sabasaul wrote:
😂😂😂I think Sab has has done the good work for ya!Don't listen to these chuckle heads.
Brochure about Puerto Rico = heavy petting
Brochure about Hawaii = blow job
Brochure about some other place he's looking info = hand job with some tit grabage
Brochure about Hawaii = blow job followed by a great reverse cowgirl
Brochure about someplace he's interested in = titty fuck and some ball fondlingHow many brochures do you think he's gonna want to look at before he is booking those Hawaii tix and celebrating with some hardcore redeo action with some bonus hole action for the win?
Including the way to work it 👏👏👏👏 -
Sabasaul wrote:
Devious bastard!!!! So care to break it down to work it the other way. Might need to work this on my gf soon. LOLDon't listen to these chuckle heads.
Brochure about Puerto Rico = heavy petting
Brochure about Hawaii = blow job
Brochure about some other place he's looking info = hand job with some tit grabage
Brochure about Hawaii = blow job followed by a great reverse cowgirl
Brochure about someplace he's interested in = titty fuck and some ball fondlingHow many brochures do you think he's gonna want to look at before he is booking those Hawaii tix and celebrating with some hardcore redeo action with some bonus hole action for the win?
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
It is. I need to pull out the big guns for this vagenda.This is a maaaaassive VAGENDA!!!
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Icy Guy wrote:
A friend suggested Puerto Rico.. I'm not discounting cruises. I've been on one cruise 11 years ago & I thought it was fun. I was looking at European cruises, just for fun & EVERY land "excursion" on a list of 90 was just sightseeing. Of course a European vacation would be rad, but JUST sightseeing sounds sooo boring.Ahhh, the fine art of compromise is what you need here.
You need to get what you want, while appearing to give him what he wants.
Have you considered San Juan, Puerto Rico?
There are museums, restaurants and sightseeing oppurtunities for him, and waterfalls, caving and ziplines for you.
You don't need a passport to go to Puerto Rico.
Air fare is really reasonable too.Also, don't rule out a cruise.
You really get the best of both worlds. A traveling city with all the amenities and an adventure waiting at every port. -
Man, anything without passport stamps, foreign language/currency, not to mention the vague threat of getting kidnapped, already sounds like more of a suburban joyride than a honeymoon to me. And that's before the sex trade floor is open for biz.
If he's such a sex god as you purport, I vote for Saba's extra back hole. Or bring a copy of "The Economist". Both can open new horizons for you.
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I don't recommend PR, and I'm Rican. It's too crowded, and it's hard to get away and unwind. Unless you want to see gas stations riddled with bullet holes. Then, maybe it's the place for you. 😄
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Since you obviously didn't like my previous suggestion, the bottom line is that this is both of your honeymoon, which means choosing a spot that has what both of you want. You could split locations - island hop in Hawaii - as someone suggested? If you just want adventure, maybe PR is your place. Rent a car and drive those roads during rush hour, and boom, there's your adventure! Have you considered San Diego? I hear it's nice this time of year.
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Why would you choose to discuss your sex life in a public forum like this.? Very weird....
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😈Darth~Sidious😈 wrote:
Because actual grown ups can talk about stuff like this and act mature (kind of) about it. If you don't like it, don't read. Simple.Why would you choose to discuss your sex life in a public forum like this.? Very weird....
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Mixed feelings on this one
But to start off with, are you both getting married?? Presuming yes, then it makes it his "special day" (and HM) too and on that basis you need to take his choices/desires into consideration. The reality is, from then on in yr life should be a mixture of compromises, some times u end up with long straw, others the short straw but hopefully for the better of both of you.
Anyway on that basis gonna have to go with maybe Katie's answer 👍
But really if yr heart is so set, then, as Saba explained, it is easy and not even sure u need to "train him" yet. For this one all you need to do is ask him the question at exactly the right time, u'll need to work out timing but if you ask a man at the right time he'll say yes to almost anything
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Of course a compromise would be ideal. But on the chance that we can't figure one out, I wanted him to get on board AND be excited about my idea. ;) It may not be his ideal trip off the top of his head, but I think he'd have a complete blast.
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✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:
Yeah, San Diego! Man, that sounds great. What should we do while we're there?! Taking all suggestions!!Since you obviously didn't like my previous suggestion, the bottom line is that this is both of your honeymoon, which means choosing a spot that has what both of you want. You could split locations - island hop in Hawaii - as someone suggested? If you just want adventure, maybe PR is your place. Rent a car and drive those roads during rush hour, and boom, there's your adventure! Have you considered San Diego? I hear it's nice this time of year.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
😂😂😂✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:
Yeah, San Diego! Man, that sounds great. What should we do while we're there?! Taking all suggestions!!Since you obviously didn't like my previous suggestion, the bottom line is that this is both of your honeymoon, which means choosing a spot that has what both of you want. You could split locations - island hop in Hawaii - as someone suggested? If you just want adventure, maybe PR is your place. Rent a car and drive those roads during rush hour, and boom, there's your adventure! Have you considered San Diego? I hear it's nice this time of year.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:
Yeah, San Diego! Man, that sounds great. What should we do while we're there?! Taking all suggestions!!Since you obviously didn't like my previous suggestion, the bottom line is that this is both of your honeymoon, which means choosing a spot that has what both of you want. You could split locations - island hop in Hawaii - as someone suggested? If you just want adventure, maybe PR is your place. Rent a car and drive those roads during rush hour, and boom, there's your adventure! Have you considered San Diego? I hear it's nice this time of year.
Glad you asked. You can go to the SD Zoo, have sex on the skyway tram, then go home & have sex. Look up Jayo Felony & smoke sherm & have sex, then go home & have sex. Super cheap honeymoon!
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✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:
Suuuper cheap! Already got the zoo passes covered. Hell, we could make that honeymoon last all year!ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Yeah, San Diego! Man, that sounds great. What should we do while we're there?! Taking all suggestions!!
Glad you asked. You can go to the SD Zoo, have sex on the skyway tram, then go home & have sex. Look up Jayo Felony & smoke sherm & have sex, then go home & have sex. Super cheap honeymoon!
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
I'm guessing the significant other might not share the same opinion about discussing personal matters. Still weird...😈Darth~Sidious😈 wrote:
Because actual grown ups can talk about stuff like this and act mature (kind of) about it. If you don't like it, don't read. Simple.Why would you choose to discuss your sex life in a public forum like this.? Very weird....
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✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:
😝😝😝😝😝😝😝ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
✮⇚❹☠❶☠❺⇛✮ wrote:
Yeah, San Diego! Man, that sounds great. What should we do while we're there?! Taking all suggestions!!Since you obviously didn't like my previous suggestion, the bottom line is that this is both of your honeymoon, which means choosing a spot that has what both of you want. You could split locations - island hop in Hawaii - as someone suggested? If you just want adventure, maybe PR is your place. Rent a car and drive those roads during rush hour, and boom, there's your adventure! Have you considered San Diego? I hear it's nice this time of year.
Glad you asked. You can go to the SD Zoo, have sex on the skyway tram, then go home & have sex. Look up Jayo Felony & smoke sherm & have sex, then go home & have sex. Super cheap honeymoon!
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😈Darth~Sidious😈 wrote:
I see your viewpoint, but with all due respect, my guess is that you haven't been here long enough to realize the family that is the Turf Wars community. Some of these people and I can talk (& have) about anything. I got into TW largely because of the personalities here. I'm pretty open & honest because I like people to understand my personality. I hope that makes sense.༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
I'm guessing the significant other might not share the same opinion about discussing personal matters. Still weird...😈Darth~Sidious😈 wrote:
Because actual grown ups can talk about stuff like this and act mature (kind of) about it. If you don't like it, don't read. Simple.Why would you choose to discuss your sex life in a public forum like this.? Very weird....
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If you liked going on a cruise and possibly seeing a city. Wife and I did a week to Bermuda (no exchange of money, take US dollars and they speak english. clubs are fun) and a week in NY (cruise out of New York). Only major problem is flight to start the trip
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key wrote:
That's an idea! I'll look into Bermuda... Thanks Key! Hope you and the fam (the RL one & the BAIC one) are doing well.If you liked going on a cruise and possibly seeing a city. Wife and I did a week to Bermuda (no exchange of money, take US dollars and they speak english. clubs are fun) and a week in NY (cruise out of New York). Only major problem is flight to start the trip
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You should make a list of his interests and hobbies and cross them with a location of your choosing. That way you both get a little bit of what you want. Plan it together while surfing the Internet (use your feminine persuasion with some "video presentation" of what you wanna do in said location) and I'm sure he will be down!
Or you can invite him into our pillow fort treehouse for a romantic honeymoon getaway. Just tell him not to cum on the drapes.... 😖
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Follow my suggestions above and it's a slam dunk.
What the Hawaii travel brochure really says:The People of Hawaii Would Like to Share Their Islands with You.
The fresh, floral air energizes you. The warm, tranquil waters refresh you. The breathtaking, natural beauty renews you. Look around. There’s no place on earth like Hawaii. Whether you're a new visitor or returning, our six unique islands offer distinct experiences that will entice any traveler. We warmly invite you to explore our islands and discover your ideal travel experience.
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What he'll hear after a few rounds of Bella conditioning:
Bella in Hawaii Would Like to Share Her Sexual Utopia with You.
Her fresh, sensual, neatly groomed nether regions energizes you. Her warm, moist mouth excites you. The breathtaking, natural beauty of her heaving bussoms renews you. Look around. There’s no place on earth like Bella in Hawaii. Whether you're a newly wed or returning swinger, our sex unique islands offer distinct experiences in debauchery that will entice any traveler. We warmly invite you to explore her wildest sexual fantasies and discover your ideal travel experience.
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😈Darth~Sidious😈 wrote:
👆 This. I'm afraid of sex too. The whole topic makes me feel funny inside.༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
I'm guessing the significant other might not share the same opinion about discussing personal matters. Still weird...😈Darth~Sidious😈 wrote:
Because actual grown ups can talk about stuff like this and act mature (kind of) about it. If you don't like it, don't read. Simple.Why would you choose to discuss your sex life in a public forum like this.? Very weird....
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4nick8r wrote:
Try using a condom.😈Darth~Sidious😈 wrote:
👆 This. I'm afraid of sex too. The whole top of it makes me feel funny inside.༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
I'm guessing the significant other might not share the same opinion about discussing personal matters. Still weird...😈Darth~Sidious😈 wrote:
Because actual grown ups can talk about stuff like this and act mature (kind of) about it. If you don't like it, don't read. Simple.Why would you choose to discuss your sex life in a public forum like this.? Very weird....
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Sabasaul wrote:
😳 I see what u did there. Lol4nick8r wrote:
Try using a condom.😈Darth~Sidious😈 wrote:
👆 This. I'm afraid of sex too. The whole top of it makes me feel funny inside.༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
I'm guessing the significant other might not share the same opinion about discussing personal matters. Still weird...😈Darth~Sidious😈 wrote:
Because actual grown ups can talk about stuff like this and act mature (kind of) about it. If you don't like it, don't read. Simple.Why would you choose to discuss your sex life in a public forum like this.? Very weird....
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4nick8r wrote:
Lol!Sabasaul wrote:
😳 I see what u did there. Lol4nick8r wrote:
Try using a condom.😈Darth~Sidious😈 wrote:
👆 This. I'm afraid of sex too. The whole top of it makes me feel funny inside.༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
I'm guessing the significant other might not share the same opinion about discussing personal matters. Still weird...😈Darth~Sidious😈 wrote:
Because actual grown ups can talk about stuff like this and act mature (kind of) about it. If you don't like it, don't read. Simple.Why would you choose to discuss your sex life in a public forum like this.? Very weird....
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Philippines is all islands, good place to take a shit.
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