🎀How to make a proper sex deal
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#1 mistake here: asking the Internet for advice haha
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the dirtiest place,.i give you immediate.fund.YOU.blow his mind.
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messrine wrote:
Huh? You know I'm not fluent in messrine. I need English.the dirtiest place,.i give you immediate.fund.YOU.blow his mind.
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༄☣βŁιnd☠Łιmιτ☣༄ wrote:
Not sure what this means, but I do love a good dump.Philippines is all islands, good place to take a shit.
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Puerto Rico or Guam,you still wouldn't need a passport.
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
༄☣βŁιnd☠Łιmιτ☣༄ wrote:
Not sure what this means, but I do love a good dump.Philippines is all islands, good place to take a shit.
In that case, Thailand is your place.
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Last night we got home & I was changing & wearing these underwear with palm tree leaves or something on 'em. He drunkenly said something about looking like I was going to the tropics, to which I made a joke about "if we go where I wanna go...something something, I forget" and he looked at me, hugged me and said, "you know I'll go wherever you wanna go. Haven't you figured out you're the boss?"
Whoopsh!! (Is that how you spell the sound a whip makes?) 😂
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Happy wife, happy life!Last night we got home & I was changing & wearing these underwear with palm tree leaves or something on 'em. He drunkenly said something about looking like I was going to the tropics, to which I made a joke about "if we go where I wanna go...something something, I forget" and he looked at me, hugged me and said, "you know I'll go wherever you wanna go. Haven't you figured out you're the boss?"
Whoopsh!! (Is that how you spell the sound a whip makes?) 😂
Sounds like he's got it figured out......
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Booooooo!!!Last night we got home & I was changing & wearing these underwear with palm tree leaves or something on 'em. He drunkenly said something about looking like I was going to the tropics, to which I made a joke about "if we go where I wanna go...something something, I forget" and he looked at me, hugged me and said, "you know I'll go wherever you wanna go. Haven't you figured out you're the boss?"
Whoopsh!! (Is that how you spell the sound a whip makes?) 😂
I'm happy for you and congrats on your honeymoon choice but that screws us. At least make something up and tell us how you seduced him and melted his brain and other body parts with your sexual prowess to get what you wanted. We want DETAILS! -
Maybe you show him some appreciation on the long plane ride to Hawaii.....
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And another falls victim to the Vagenda!
Poor bloke 😝😝😝
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