Take your damn beer and leave
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🍻🍺🍺 now get the hell out.
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🍺cool thanks, (take beer stranger tom gives me) yay for being underage!
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Now leave
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Can I use the restroom?
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Bam Bam Bam he shoots the beer kicks him with a roundhouse and suddenly he finds himself face to face with chick norris But as soon as Chuck is about to punch him Mr T comes and says I pity you fool and chuck suddenly dies but then Nick bans him because he was a hacker so everyone starts a V against Nick and momo starts to buy don points but it just makes Nick more and more powerful!!! What will happen!!!
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But I want more!!!
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I want whiskey.
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One Ginger ale and you'll never see me again.
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Dammit why the hell does bar tending have to be so damn conplicated *kicks lolcats out before he starts his stoner story, zraygo no you cant,gives mac whiskey with pride cuz thats a real mans drink, and gives bullyman a ginger ale*
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Oh and here ya go .45 caliber 🍺🍺🍻
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Was that polar bear on the bottle you just poured this from???
Oh hell
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I've been into the Wild turkey honey liqure latley. Got any of that?
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BullyMan wrote:
lookout for those darn drop bears. Visious little fucks they areWas that polar bear on the bottle you just poured this from???
Oh hell
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1 sambuka please followed up by a bottle of ouzo
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Do you give out cute little umbrellas with your drinks?
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MR. Tom wrote:
please don't think all stoners are like lolcats, it insults the rest of us!! Thx 4 the beer, I'm out:)Dammit why the hell does bar tending have to be so damn conplicated *kicks lolcats out before he starts his stoner story, zraygo no you cant,gives mac whiskey with pride cuz thats a real mans drink, and gives bullyman a ginger ale*
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-soft voice- I want chocolate milk☺.......😳😥umm -forcefully deepens voice- ON THE ROCKS 😠 DOUBLE TIME LETS GO
😥 -looks around-
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(walks in with revolver) alright nobody move! This is a stick up! (shoots a bullet into the air) now empty the cash register!
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killer 66 wrote:
Pulls p90 out. Back the fuck away. Gives every one there drinks, no choclate milk! And no umbrelas unless your a chick!(walks in with revolver) alright nobody move! This is a stick up! (shoots a bullet into the air) now empty the cash register!
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originalbones wrote:
Understood.MR. Tom wrote:
please don't think all stoners are like lolcats, it insults the rest of us!! Thx 4 the beer, I'm out:)Dammit why the hell does bar tending have to be so damn conplicated *kicks lolcats out before he starts his stoner story, zraygo no you cant,gives mac whiskey with pride cuz thats a real mans drink, and gives bullyman a ginger ale*
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Primo Loco wrote:
Lmao.-soft voice- I want chocolate milk☺.......😳😥umm -forcefully deepens voice- ON THE ROCKS 😠 DOUBLE TIME LETS GO
😥 -looks around-
A tequilla shot please Mr Tom.
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(Lolcats walks in clearly drunk on chocolate milk) Did I tell you abOut the time I...Hey this looks like the bar I was in before.
Mr.Tom:Stfu and get out no cats allowed!
Lolcats:This isn't thel last you've seen of me! (walks out and gets hit by a car) -
Yes sir belted. Lol cats, idk what to say really. And dont cram words in my mouth. Or i will get your ass drunk off choclate milk. Poisend choclate milk.
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*sets unescapable booby trap for when lolcats comes back* "now we wait"
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(Lolcats comes through the back door with a rpg) Now we all die!!!(shoots rpg at the ground)
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Mmmm..... Ya, to bad your a fucking cat amd pull the trigger cuz your a CAT. dumb ass, *pulls out .45 caliber revolver and blows face clean off* oh and nice vendetta. I laughed at it.
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*and cant pull
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MR. Tom wrote:
oh SHIT! (gunfire)killer 66 wrote:
Pulls p90 out. Back the fuck away. Gives every one there drinks, no choclate milk! And no umbrelas unless your a chick!(walks in with revolver) alright nobody move! This is a stick up! (shoots a bullet into the air) now empty the cash register!
💀FATALITY💀 -
MR. Tom wrote:
NNNOOOOOO 😱😱😱😱killer 66 wrote:
Pulls p90 out. Back the fuck away. Gives every one there drinks, no choclate milk! And no umbrelas unless your a chick!(walks in with revolver) alright nobody move! This is a stick up! (shoots a bullet into the air) now empty the cash register!
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YOU wrote:
S--s--sorry b--bout all my b-blood o-on t--t-the f--f--f--f-floorMR. Tom wrote:
oh SHIT! (gunfire)killer 66 wrote:
Pulls p90 out. Back the fuck away. Gives every one there drinks, no choclate milk! And no umbrelas unless your a chick!(walks in with revolver) alright nobody move! This is a stick up! (shoots a bullet into the air) now empty the cash register!
💀FATALITY💀 -
killer 66 wrote:
???? What are you doing??? I drag your dead ass outside and burried you.... Aw fuck zombie -_- ummm lets see... What do all bartenders have behind the counter that can easly kill zombie or man? *slowly pulls out spas12* i know! *cox gun* leave pleaz no zombiesYOU wrote:
S--s--sorry b--bout all my b-blood o-on t--t-the f--f--f--f-floorMR. Tom wrote:
oh SHIT! (gunfire)killer 66 wrote:
Pulls p90 out. Back the fuck away. Gives every one there drinks, no choclate milk! And no umbrelas unless your a chick!(walks in with revolver) alright nobody move! This is a stick up! (shoots a bullet into the air) now empty the cash register!
💀FATALITY💀
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