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• βΣ∠†Σ₫  Sep 14, 2010

  MR. Tom wrote:

  ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:

  Here is ur tip!💵
  Now if u can give me a drink plus a funny joke wit it u can have my 👙 and 💵!
  

  Lol Chula I think Mr Tom wants your panties asap.
• ☠metal militia☠ Sep 15, 2010

  βΣ∠†Σ₫ 💺⚡💀 wrote:

  MR. Tom wrote:

  ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:

  Here is ur tip!💵
  Now if u can give me a drink plus a funny joke wit it u can have my 👙 and 💵!
  

  Lol Chula I think Mr Tom wants your panties asap.

  Preferably asap but i can wiat XD hahaha just kidn. Im a freindly bar tender yall. I just dont take insults to lightly... But im generaly a nice guy
• AttentionWhore Sep 15, 2010

  MR. Tom wrote:

  βΣ∠†Σ₫ 💺⚡💀 wrote:

  MR. Tom wrote:

  ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:

  Here is ur tip!💵
  Now if u can give me a drink plus a funny joke wit it u can have my 👙 and 💵!
  

  Lol Chula I think Mr Tom wants your panties asap.

  Preferably asap but i can wiat XD hahaha just kidn. Im a freindly bar tender yall. I just dont take insults to lightly... But im generaly a nice guy

  i beg to differ
• ☠metal militia☠ Sep 15, 2010

  LolCats🐱🐱🐱 wrote:

  MR. Tom wrote:

  βΣ∠†Σ₫ 💺⚡💀 wrote:

  MR. Tom wrote:

  ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:

  Here is ur tip!💵
  Now if u can give me a drink plus a funny joke wit it u can have my 👙 and 💵!
  

  Lol Chula I think Mr Tom wants your panties asap.

  Preferably asap but i can wiat XD hahaha just kidn. Im a freindly bar tender yall. I just dont take insults to lightly... But im generaly a nice guy

  i beg to differ

  Im just playing with you! Your the one who braught in all the guns and startd the violence anyways! I was just playn around and goin with what you were doin, sorry. I have nothing against you lolcats and if i have offended you i am sincerely sorry
• Johnny Cage Sep 15, 2010

  *Stands up, kicks bar stool away, walks up to Nailz and throws glass against the wall* - What are you looking at?
• ☠metal militia☠ Sep 15, 2010

  Johnny Cage 👊add cage👊 wrote:

  *Stands up, kicks bar stool away, walks up to Nailz and throws glass against the wall* - What are you looking at?
  

  Woah woah, take it outside yall, no need for that in here.
• ☠metal militia☠ Sep 16, 2010

  Last call for alcohol
• killer 66 Sep 16, 2010

  MR. Tom wrote:

  Haha damn buisness has picked up! Alright lets see her: ballin this isnt a diner so get out, killer66 one tom collins. Johnny cage gets a martine (shaken not stirred) and chula gets a cold ass corona. And nailz gets whats chuls having. Drink up and enjoy yall🍺🍺🍻🍹
  

  now what was I doing before I died... OH I remember! Robbing the place! 🔫 oh wait its out of ammo... OH YES! RPG-7! Now hand over that wonga💵!
• Lilrhys [reset] Sep 16, 2010

  1 urm beer for a um... Weedy 13 yr old kid, please good sir

  ☺
• AttentionWhore Sep 16, 2010

  I WANT CHOCO MiLk!!!!!!!
• Mr Big Cat Sep 16, 2010

  Am I too late for last orders? I will take my beer and leave...so long as it's a decent beer! Otherwise I'm gonna complain and start a brawl with Chuck Norris!
• ☠metal militia☠ Sep 16, 2010

  Can do lirhys. Lolcats, your not gona let this go are you? And mr big cat its decent here. Drink up yall
• AttentionWhore Sep 16, 2010

  MR. Tom wrote:

  Can do lirhys. Lolcats, your not gona let this go are you? And mr big cat its decent here. Drink up yall
  

  lol no I won't
• ☠metal militia☠ Sep 16, 2010

  -_- i dont even have it behind the counter though. If i did id give ya some.
• Robo37 Sep 16, 2010

  Leaving happily buzzed.
• ☠metal militia☠ Sep 16, 2010

  Robo37 wrote:

  Leaving happily buzzed.
  

  🚬 my job was done then
• killer 66 Sep 16, 2010

  Hey! I've got a fucking RPG-7 here! Are you going to give me the money?
• AttentionWhore Sep 16, 2010

  killer 66 wrote:

  Hey! I've got a fucking RPG-7 here! Are you going to give me the money?
  

  (pulls out AK-47 and shoots him him repeatedly) always carry an AK.
• Lilrhys [reset] Sep 16, 2010

  MR. Tom wrote:

  Can do lirhys. Lolcats, your not gona let this go are you? And mr big cat its decent here. Drink up yall
  

  W00t nd I'll buy one for my friend lolcats 🐱👊
• Johnny Cage Sep 16, 2010

  Swaggers out of Tom's place, now where can I get a yiros around here?
• originalbones Sep 16, 2010

  I walk in order 2 beer n 12 yagger shots, down them all quick and order the same. Barkeep asks why I'm drinkin sooo fast, I reply "you'd drink fast too if u had what I got!!". (barkeep)"what u got?" (me) "50 cents!!"
• ☠metal militia☠ Sep 17, 2010

  originalbones wrote:

  I walk in order 2 beer n 12 yagger shots, down them all quick and order the same. Barkeep asks why I'm drinkin sooo fast, I reply "you'd drink fast too if u had what I got!!". (barkeep)"what u got?" (me) "50 cents!!"
  

  Hahahahahahaha dude that shits funny! For that. Free drink👍🍻enjoy mate
• ☠metal militia☠ Sep 17, 2010

  killer 66 wrote:

  Hey! I've got a fucking RPG-7 here! Are you going to give me the money?
  

  Na. Lol cats shot ya(thanks) and theres nothin in it... Seems harmless.

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