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I want a Cranberry wit Vodlka, 2 shots of Grey Goose (straight). And keep the drinks comin.
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*gives chula her drinks* enjoy
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British breakfast for breakfast macaroni and cheese for lunch chicken roast for dinner....
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Muahahahahaha that's my decoy cat I'm coming and I'm no cat Ima person!!!!
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MR. Tom wrote:
oh and I'll have a tom Collins if you willkiller 66 wrote:
???? What are you doing??? I drag your dead ass outside and burried you.... Aw fuck zombie -_- ummm lets see... What do all bartenders have behind the counter that can easly kill zombie or man? *slowly pulls out spas12* i know! *cox gun* leave pleaz no zombiesYOU wrote:
S--s--sorry b--bout all my b-blood o-on t--t-the f--f--f--f-floorMR. Tom wrote:
oh SHIT! (gunfire)killer 66 wrote:
Pulls p90 out. Back the fuck away. Gives every one there drinks, no choclate milk! And no umbrelas unless your a chick!(walks in with revolver) alright nobody move! This is a stick up! (shoots a bullet into the air) now empty the cash register!
💀FATALITY💀 -
Martini, shaken not stirred.....
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MR. Tom wrote:
Thanks it was Great! I can go for a cold ass Corona now!*gives chula her drinks* enjoy
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ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
I'll have what she is having...MR. Tom wrote:
Thanks it was Great! I can go for a cold ass Corona now!*gives chula her drinks* enjoy
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⚡NAILZ⚡ wrote:
don't he poisened all the drinks!!!!!!!ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
I'll have what she is having...MR. Tom wrote:
Thanks it was Great! I can go for a cold ass Corona now!*gives chula her drinks* enjoy
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Haha damn buisness has picked up! Alright lets see her: ballin this isnt a diner so get out, killer66 one tom collins. Johnny cage gets a martine (shaken not stirred) and chula gets a cold ass corona. And nailz gets whats chuls having. Drink up and enjoy yall🍺🍺🍻🍹
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*lets see here* and *marini*
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I'll have a chocolate milk
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Can I shot lolcats? I dislike him😜
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warmachine673 wrote:
*shootCan I shot lolcats? I dislike him😜
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warmachine673 wrote:
Please. Be my guest. Hell ill give ya double what ya order and drive your drunk ass home if you can get em out (XD just playn with ya lolcat) STILL NO CHOCLATE MILK THOUGH!Can I shot lolcats? I dislike him😜
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I'm gonna do it😭
🙍🔫(pulls trigger and confetti comes out) you'll never catch me alive!!! -
Here is ur tip!💵
Now if u can give me a drink plus a funny joke wit it u can have my 👙 and 💵! -
Make mine a smithwicks!
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Thanks chula for the tip *tips hat* heres your your drink🍺🍹🍻 and a smithwicks for robo. Drink up.
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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.
After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender, "If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free drinks for the rest of the evening?" The bartender agrees, thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with the rat's music.
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While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog. "Sorry," the man replies, "he's not for sale." The stranger increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. "No," he insists, "he's not for sale." The stranger again increases the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange for the money.
"Are you insane?" the bartender demanded. "That frog could have been worth millions to you, and you let him go for a mere $500,000!" "Don't worry about it." the man answered. "The frog was really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist
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And a joke for chula;) ^^
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Lmao its good!
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Yes!:)
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It's from 15000 jokes
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Actualy i heard it from austin herholz, buddy of mine.
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Herholz lol
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Ya hes korean oh and chula, not to be pushy or anything, but you promised me your 👙 if i made you laugh…
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ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
Here is ur tip!💵
Now if u can give me a drink plus a funny joke wit it u can have my 👙 and 💵! -
MR. Tom wrote:
I'll give u mine 👙💩 whoops forgot to go😼ηєgяιтα✯¢нυℓα wrote:
Here is ur tip!💵
Now if u can give me a drink plus a funny joke wit it u can have my 👙 and 💵!
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