😏ok wat GUYS ccant do
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Gviv brrth
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remember things
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I am a guy and am very good at hula hooping,
But something we can't do is cross our legs while we sit
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Understand women.
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rojo2017 wrote:
Boom.Understand women.
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rojo2017 wrote:
Or listen to them?Understand women.
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But we can spell!
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rojo2017 wrote:
👆😳👊Understand women.
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Do the splits
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Jihad Warrior wrote:
You're new, so we will let that slide. Don't talk shit about her spelling in the future.But we can spell!
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We can't bleed for seven days straight and not die
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༺☪ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩƨƨɪƈ☪༻ wrote:
I can cross my legs while I sit. Just gotta do it right. Don't split and cross. Ya gotta slide to ensure 🍆🍒 are pushed up, then cross 😂I am a guy and am very good at hula hooping,
But something we can't do is cross our legs while we sit
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∞ $ℰℰḲ€ℜ ∞ wrote:
I always push mine down, pressed fruit bowl style!༺☪ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩƨƨɪƈ☪༻ wrote:
I can cross my legs while I sit. Just gotta do it right. Don't split and cross. Ya gotta slide to ensure 🍆🍒 are pushed up, then cross 😂I am a guy and am very good at hula hooping,
But something we can't do is cross our legs while we sit
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Take friends with them to the restroom.
Ask for directions.
Drink a wine cooler without getting picked on.
Watch an attractive woman eat a banana or an ice cream cone without having dirty thoughts. -
Boner Jams '03 wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂Jihad Warrior wrote:
You're new, so we will let that slide. Don't talk shit about her spelling in the future.But we can spell!
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Man commandment #1:
Thou shalt not taketh a shit in public -
ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Man commandment #2:Man commandment #1:
Thou shalt not taketh a shit in public
Unless held with no other option, DO NOT take a urinal next to another man, even if that means going in a stall -
༺☪ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩƨƨɪƈ☪༻ wrote:
👆👆👍ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Man commandment #2:Man commandment #1:
Thou shalt not taketh a shit in public
Unless held with no other option, DO NOT take a urinal next to another man, even if that means going in a stall -
☝And if there are three urinals empty, don't be an ass and pick the middle. Someone else will show up and you will be faced with this dilemma.
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༺☪ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩƨƨɪƈ☪༻ wrote:
this should be posted in public restrooms.ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Man commandment #2:Man commandment #1:
Thou shalt not taketh a shit in public
Unless held with no other option, DO NOT take a urinal next to another man, even if that means going in a stall -
YOU wrote:
Man Commandment #3:ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Man commandment #2:Man commandment #1:
Thou shalt not taketh a shit in public
Unless held with no other option, DO NOT take a urinal next to another man, even if that means going in a stall
If you are ever in a situation where must take a urinal next to another man, always have your head straight forward, DO NOT look around until finished and you leave the urinal -
Resist making dumb games were the goal is to get hurt or hurt someone elce.
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Guys can't watch lifetime
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Guys aren't capable of being right. 🙍
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We are physically incapable of making our own sandwiches. 😜
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Maintain eye contact in the presence of boobs
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We can't lift the toilet seat up when we pee.(because we are such great shots 😏) Then again you have those few that pee sitting down.😳😳😳
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
Yeah and it's just the fact that it takes A LOT of willpower. I mean you really have to force yourself.We are physically incapable of making our own sandwiches. 😜
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We can't go into Victoria secret unaccompanied by female. Without acting/looking like weirdos.
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
👆👆👆👆Jihad Warrior wrote:
You're new, so we will let that slide. Don't talk shit about her spelling in the future.But we can spell!
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☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмiт☁ wrote:
Clearly you've never worked in a bureaucracy. I have known many men who are accomplished ass-kissers.Gviv brrth
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