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Jack Aubrey wrote:
I have actually seen a friend of mine kiss a bare ass on a bet☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмiт☁ wrote:
Clearly you've never worked in a bureaucracy. I have known many men who are accomplished ass-kissers.Gviv brrth
Hula hoopAss kiss👉 ( | ) 💋
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Awesome, sky! I almost did this one, too!
They can't find ANYTHING. Especially their shoes if their shoes are in the closet (where they belong).
They can't put a new roll of TP on the TP holder.
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ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
We can, we choose not to😉Awesome, sky! I almost did this one, too!
They can't find ANYTHING. Especially their shoes if their shoes are in the closet (where they belong).
They can't put a new roll of TP on the TP holder.
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ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
We can't find our shoes in the closet cuz u women have 30 pairs all on top of our shoes cuz u had to try on 30 pairs before u picked the same ones u always wearAwesome, sky! I almost did this one, too!
They can't find ANYTHING. Especially their shoes if their shoes are in the closet (where they belong).
They can't put a new roll of TP on the TP holder.
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ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
The men I know can't apparently control that. When they have to 💩 its a state emergency. They cant think, talk, or be reasonable if there's one coming down the pike. If I have a bathroom emergency they look at me and make this noise like pffft!Man commandment #1:
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♛Çąŋժूƴɱąŋ♛ wrote:
I did admit that on the other thread. I'm totally guilty of slowly but surely swallowing up more than my share of the closet. I had to give a drawer up to my son the other day and it was painful. Painful, I tell you!!!!ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
We can't find our shoes in the closet cuz u women have 30 pairs all on top of our shoes cuz u had to try on 30 pairs before u picked the same ones u always wearAwesome, sky! I almost did this one, too!
They can't find ANYTHING. Especially their shoes if their shoes are in the closet (where they belong).
They can't put a new roll of TP on the TP holder.
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ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
The truth comes out...😈ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
We can, we choose not to😉Awesome, sky! I almost did this one, too!
They can't find ANYTHING. Especially their shoes if their shoes are in the closet (where they belong).
They can't put a new roll of TP on the TP holder.
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Say "no" to sex
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5,674. We can't get as close to the kitchen sink, like a woman can with her small feet.
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Jaw👄Dropper wrote:
Once again... we can, we just choose not toSay "no" to sex
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Devils 3 way
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*Without making eye contact
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ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
yucky. could never look th guy in the eye again.Devils 3 way
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We can't put the toilet seat down. Seriously, unless we need to shit.
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Men can't flirt 🙋or 😢cry our way out of a traffic violation. Men can't put the seat down when it is up. Men can't do any of the honey do list while any sporting event of any kind is on. (TG4ESPN)
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ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
I like my toilet paper sitting out so that I can easily get it off the roll and wipe my ass standing up. That's probably the case with most men.Awesome, sky! I almost did this one, too!
They can't find ANYTHING. Especially their shoes if their shoes are in the closet (where they belong).
They can't put a new roll of TP on the TP holder.
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It appears you all CAN make a jillion excuses, though. 😂
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ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
Shoes belong next to the door when it's warm and under the woodstove when it's cold otherwise 👋😫👋😖Awesome, sky! I almost did this one, too!
They can't find ANYTHING. Especially their shoes if their shoes are in the closet (where they belong).
They can't put a new roll of TP on the TP holder.
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Can't take care of themselves while they're sick 😷 crybabies!
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🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:
Cough cough 😷will you make me some soup osu? 😔Can't take care of themselves while they're sick 😷 crybabies!
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🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:
I was gonna say this one 😅Can't take care of themselves while they're sick 😷 crybabies!
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🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:
Yeah? I'm not allowed to be sick, I don't have time for it 😜Can't take care of themselves while they're sick 😷 crybabies!
My dad and brother, on the other hand, fit this particular one to the letter
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Definitely.🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:
I was gonna say this one 😅Can't take care of themselves while they're sick 😷 crybabies!
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ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
I'm a guy and I have to always change it at work and at home. Drives me insane.They can't put a new roll of TP on the TP holder.
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We can't watch films in health class without laughing or giggling
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Jack Aubrey wrote:
O th ass kiss ws my sig fr ths beeign an ansr to th "wat girls cnant do" thred 😄☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмiт☁ wrote:
Clearly you've never worked in a bureaucracy. I have known many men who are accomplished ass-kissers.Gviv brrth
Hula hoopAss kiss👉 ( | ) 💋
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ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
Guys are messy it's when women pick it up that's when we don't know we're it is. And as far as TP goes I always put a new roll on :) even put down the seat. Wish woman would put it back up when they are done.Awesome, sky! I almost did this one, too!
They can't find ANYTHING. Especially their shoes if their shoes are in the closet (where they belong).
They can't put a new roll of TP on the TP holder.
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BuckDuck wrote:
You're*༺☪ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩƨƨɪƈ☪༻ wrote:
I wanna add to that-- you've obviously never taken spelling class, either that or your some little girl borrowing an iPad, or a foreigner. Also, I don't know if that was a joke or not but props on seeing a guy kiss bare ass.Jack Aubrey wrote:
I have actually seen a friend of mine kiss a bare ass on a bet☁ᎦkyᎢнєᏝiмiт☁ wrote:
Clearly you've never worked in a bureaucracy. I have known many men who are accomplished ass-kissers.Gviv brrth
Hula hoopAss kiss👉 ( | ) 💋
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Som do luv tto hide
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men: having to put up with your shit
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