😏ok wat GUYS ccant do
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★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ wrote:
Men can't flirt 🙋or 😢cry our way out of a traffic violation. Men can't put the seat down when it is up. Men can't do any of the honey do list while any sporting event of any kind is on. (TG4ESPN)
Tru bwt th flrrtg oet of a traffic stop. I mentnd tthat on anotr thred 😉
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Guys can't give a girl a full body massage without the interruption from sex...
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༺☪ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩƨƨɪƈ☪༻ wrote:
And to take it just a little further -ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Man commandment #2:Man commandment #1:
Thou shalt not taketh a shit in public
Unless held with no other option, DO NOT take a urinal next to another man, even if that means going in a stallThree in a row is a BIG NO NO 👀🍆👀. 🙈🙈
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duair wrote:
Of course Du.. I'll make you some soup, a sammich, and I'll take care of your mob for you too while your under the weather 😜🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:
Cough cough 😷will you make me some soup osu? 😔Can't take care of themselves while they're sick 😷 crybabies!
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★ʗℝ₳ℤㄚℝㅌⅆℕⅇʗҜ★ wrote:
Oh yeah they can, they just have to keep thinking they are giving the mother in law the actual massage...Guys can't give a girl a full body massage without the interruption from sex...
( ill bet its going to be the shortest one ever giving haha)
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duair wrote:
What an awesome thought nurse 🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹🔫ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀĮЯŁ🌹 wrote:
Cough cough 😷will you make me some soup osu? 😔Can't take care of themselves while they're sick 😷 crybabies!
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Wear high heels, not sure how women balance on those things
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Put a trash bag in the can after taking it out.
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Boner Jams '03 wrote:
I'm still trying to figure out how she does that. My iPhone won't let me misspell anything.Jihad Warrior wrote:
You're new, so we will let that slide. Don't talk shit about her spelling in the future.But we can spell!
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༺☪ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩƨƨɪƈ☪༻ wrote:
Or take a quick peek, giggle then laugh like a horse.YOU wrote:
Man Commandment #3:ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ wrote:
Man commandment #2:Man commandment #1:
Thou shalt not taketh a shit in public
Unless held with no other option, DO NOT take a urinal next to another man, even if that means going in a stall
If you are ever in a situation where must take a urinal next to another man, always have your head straight forward, DO NOT look around until finished and you leave the urinal -
❎❎~REVENGE~❎❎ wrote:
You can turn off autocorrectBoner Jams '03 wrote:
I'm still trying to figure out how she does that. My iPhone won't let me misspell anything.Jihad Warrior wrote:
You're new, so we will let that slide. Don't talk shit about her spelling in the future.But we can spell!
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Hey guys, sorry. I didnt realize SkyTheLimit had a condition, i was just told. Hope you can forgive me? 😅
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Ʈɧḛ Ƥuɳḭʂђeŗ wrote:
We actually tried leaving the seat up. More guys here, ya know. We all eventually fell in. Mass hysteria. It was ugly. 😂ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
Guys are messy it's when women pick it up that's when we don't know we're it is. And as far as TP goes I always put a new roll on :) even put down the seat. Wish woman would put it back up when they are done.Awesome, sky! I almost did this one, too!
They can't find ANYTHING. Especially their shoes if their shoes are in the closet (where they belong).
They can't put a new roll of TP on the TP holder.
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༺☪ℐʊͣʀͩѧͩƨƨɪƈ☪༻ wrote:
I am a guy and am very good at hula hooping,
But something we can't do is cross our legs while we sit
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