Things Women Can't Do *sarcasm alert*
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Now play nice...this is intended for a laugh. If you can't lauigh at yourself then you need to take your ego down a notch. Here are mine:
1. Open jars.
2. Use power tools
3. Wear a condom
4. Use a purse smaller than a carry-on bag.
5. Go to the bathroom alone in public.
6. Wear the first outfit they try on.
7. Have an argument w/o crying.
8. Shut up during football games.
9. Spend less than an hour (or two) on Pinterest.
10. Get ready in less than 1.5 hours.Now add yours!!
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You got em all. The Pinterest one... My wife spends hours on that site. Some cool stuff on there though tbh.
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Can't admit there wrong
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Agreed on the cool stuff. I've found so many useful things!!You got em all. The Pinterest one... My wife spends hours on that site. Some cool stuff on there though tbh.
But, srsly, it's digital crack. I need therapy. 😳
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11. Carry heavy stuff (kids excluded).
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Lol spot on list.
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Go shopping in less than 30 mins
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Tell us guys how their day went in less than an hour.
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Can't go without giving us guys the death stare,when a hot girl passes by.
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15) Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold."
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
If you're with your wife/GF/significant other, why are you looking at other women so obviously that she has to give you the death stare? That's relationship 101.Can't go without giving us guys the death stare,when a hot girl passes by.
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༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
That's the problem,no one is looking.💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
If you're with your wife/GF/significant other, why are you looking at other women so obviously that she has to give you the death stare? That's relationship 101.Can't go without giving us guys the death stare,when a hot girl passes by.
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MͣUͩRͩDA (‡_ಠ) wrote:
✋Guilty. I am at the moment literally sitting on an electric heating pad.15) Sit in a room for five minutes without saying "I'm cold."
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
Yeah I have friends that are jumpy about that and their guy isn't even looking. All that happened was a girl walked by. Totally an insecure girl thing. Weird.༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
That's the problem,no one is looking.💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
If you're with your wife/GF/significant other, why are you looking at other women so obviously that she has to give you the death stare? That's relationship 101.Can't go without giving us guys the death stare,when a hot girl passes by.
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Hard to phrase this.
16. Can't just use any public restroom. Only particular ones. Mostly when traveling.
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
Ah ok I misunderstood that one. Yeah I had an ex that was bad about that. If we were eating in a restaurant and there was a table nearby with a relatively attractive woman sitting there, instantly I'd get an earful.༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
That's the problem,no one is looking.💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
If you're with your wife/GF/significant other, why are you looking at other women so obviously that she has to give you the death stare? That's relationship 101.Can't go without giving us guys the death stare,when a hot girl passes by.
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Oh oh oh...the best one...
17. Can't stop asking, "Does this make me look fat?" 😂
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ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
😂😂 you can always counter with "...I found something you won't look fat in......the distance!Oh oh oh...the best one...
17. Can't stop asking, "Does this make me look fat?" 😂
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ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
So true my wife will only use chevron washrooms and nothing else when on road tripsHard to phrase this.
16. Can't just use any public restroom. Only particular ones. Mostly when traveling.
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♛Çąŋժूƴɱąŋ♛ wrote:
I go for McDonald's but feel guilty when I don't buy something. *sigh*ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
So true my wife will only use chevron washrooms and nothing else when on road tripsHard to phrase this.
16. Can't just use any public restroom. Only particular ones. Mostly when traveling.
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18. Can't stop being suspicious of guys' night out but girls' night out is sacred.
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19. Can't stop using up all the hot water/can't take fast showers.
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20) Light farts 💨🔥
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There is actually a female condom...
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MͣUͩRͩDA (‡_ಠ) wrote:
... The dark!ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
😂😂 you can always counter with "...I found something you won't look fat in......the distance!Oh oh oh...the best one...
17. Can't stop asking, "Does this make me look fat?" 😂
... Heritage for the blind!
... The Aquarium!
... A gorilla suit!
... An F350!
... An X-Ray!
... My bed, after 20 Jamesons! -
Can't tell time. "Just a second" means at least five to ten minutes.
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Cant watch the final of X-Factor without crying
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🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:
I lol'd four times reading this 😂😂MͣUͩRͩDA (‡_ಠ) wrote:
... The dark!ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
😂😂 you can always counter with "...I found something you won't look fat in......the distance!Oh oh oh...the best one...
17. Can't stop asking, "Does this make me look fat?" 😂
... Heritage for the blind!
... The Aquarium!
... A gorilla suit!
... An F350!
... An X-Ray!
... My bed, after 20 Jamesons! -
ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
Lol.... My wife is on that sight all the time also..༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
Agreed on the cool stuff. I've found so many useful things!!You got em all. The Pinterest one... My wife spends hours on that site. Some cool stuff on there though tbh.
But, srsly, it's digital crack. I need therapy. 😳
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18. cant stop being insecure about looks.
my gf is skinny as they come but is convinced she needs to lose weight. really thinks she should be on biggest loser.
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19. Can't be honest about the whole raging beast PMS thing.
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