Things Women Can't Do *sarcasm alert*
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MͣUͩRͩDA (‡_ಠ) wrote:
I SWEAR it wasn't me.20) Light farts 💨🔥
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ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
😂😂😂😂MͣUͩRͩDA (‡_ಠ) wrote:
I SWEAR it wasn't me.20) Light farts 💨🔥
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Well not sure about all girls out there, but ill just say what my wife can't do (some she use to do until I said The dreaded words of "I Do".
1) Clean
2) Cook
3) Open anything
4) discipline the kids
5) work
6) turn on the tv
7) get the remote that's 3 feet away from her
8) exercise
9) read anything that isn't on her phone
10) watch anything on TV but LMNNow for the things she does so well
1) sleep
2) eat
3) go to the bathroom
4) play FarmVille
5) sleep
6) sleep
7) did I mention sleep?Yea I got the best wife out there :/ I hate my life.
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Let me guess Punisher, since you said "I do" she started to wear more clothes in bed? 😋
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Ʈɧḛ Ƥuɳḭʂђeŗ wrote:
I bet she doesn't play turf wars. 😂😂 or else you would be like 😰😰😰 after posting this lolWell not sure about all girls out there, but ill just say what my wife can't do (some she use to do until I said The dreaded words of "I Do".
1) Clean
2) Cook
3) Open anything
4) discipline the kids
5) work
6) turn on the tv
7) get the remote that's 3 feet away from her
8) exercise
9) read anything that isn't on her phone
10) watch anything on TV but LMNNow for the things she does so well
1) sleep
2) eat
3) go to the bathroom
4) play FarmVille
5) sleep
6) sleep
7) did I mention sleep?Yea I got the best wife out there :/ I hate my life.
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💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
I tell her all the time of her "talents".Ʈɧḛ Ƥuɳḭʂђeŗ wrote:
I bet she doesn't play turf wars. 😂😂 or else you would be like 😰😰😰 after posting this lolWell not sure about all girls out there, but ill just say what my wife can't do (some she use to do until I said The dreaded words of "I Do".
1) Clean
2) Cook
3) Open anything
4) discipline the kids
5) work
6) turn on the tv
7) get the remote that's 3 feet away from her
8) exercise
9) read anything that isn't on her phone
10) watch anything on TV but LMNNow for the things she does so well
1) sleep
2) eat
3) go to the bathroom
4) play FarmVille
5) sleep
6) sleep
7) did I mention sleep?Yea I got the best wife out there :/ I hate my life.
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Lol
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🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:
Lmfao, too funnyMͣUͩRͩDA (‡_ಠ) wrote:
... The dark!ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
😂😂 you can always counter with "...I found something you won't look fat in......the distance!Oh oh oh...the best one...
17. Can't stop asking, "Does this make me look fat?" 😂
... Heritage for the blind!
... The Aquarium!
... A gorilla suit!
... An F350!
... An X-Ray!
... My bed, after 20 Jamesons! -
༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
My best mate and I both have fiancé's of this calibre 😞💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
Ah ok I misunderstood that one. Yeah I had an ex that was bad about that. If we were eating in a restaurant and there was a table nearby with a relatively attractive woman sitting there, instantly I'd get an earful.༺☠Ꮹཞ༏ཀཀ☠༻ wrote:
That's the problem,no one is looking.💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:
If you're with your wife/GF/significant other, why are you looking at other women so obviously that she has to give you the death stare? That's relationship 101.Can't go without giving us guys the death stare,when a hot girl passes by.
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3. Is wrong. Some women can wear condoms
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20. Drink alcohol in excessive amounts! 😳
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21. Women cannot take a dump. It's true. 💩
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Mine cant back outta the driveway w/o crashing into mailman's car !!!
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If its one thing a women can do its winning an argument.
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I love my wife to death, but some things she cannot do are...
Not poke me on facebook
Not be on pinterest for less then 3 hours a day from which a hunny do list stems the size of a small building
Not be able to sum up her day in less then 67426 words
Not able to not state the obvious
Not able to sit in a quiet space without having to fill it up with some sort of noiseBut, she is still the most amazing thing to happen to me
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21. CAN'T KILL BUGS!
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★PΛЯΛDЭøfCHΛØS★ wrote:
21. CAN'T KILL BUGS!
YES! I'm scared o spiders to, haha.
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whette fartze wrote:
I stand corrected. I was thinking more run-of-the-mill. Trying not to get grapic. I should know better in this crowd.3. Is wrong. Some women can wear condoms
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ANARCHY 13 wrote:
I was going to add "can't back up a vehicle." Beat me to it.Mine cant back outta the driveway w/o crashing into mailman's car !!!
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47. (Whatever #) Can't really operate a grill. We just pass the raw meat through the sliding glass door.
48. Can't start a fire (on purpose). On accident? Different story...
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Do it in the butt without saying "it hurts".
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ནཝཇངᎯངᎿཔᎦ༽༨རསཁྭ wrote:
Def not regularly scheduled ones. Coffee, 7a, Paper, 7:30, earth-shattering bowel movement with crossword puzzle, 8:30. That stuff amazes me.21. Women cannot take a dump. It's true. 💩
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ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:
Lol sorrywhette fartze wrote:
I stand corrected. I was thinking more run-of-the-mill. Trying not to get grapic. I should know better in this crowd.3. Is wrong. Some women can wear condoms
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
You can?Do it in the butt without saying "it hurts".
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22. Can't work the remote! For example, change the directv to watch a DVD,and turn on the surround sound or listen to music on the iPod/ CD player.
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Punisher ur wife has been cloned and I have her !!!
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I'll just end this. They can't do anything right
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★PΛЯΛDЭøfCHΛØS★ wrote:
I believe the exact phrase you're looking for is, "How do you work this."22. Can't work the remote! For example, change the directv to watch a DVD,and turn on the surround sound or listen to music on the iPod/ CD player.
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Um I'm female and well I can do most things on that first list ...
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littlesis127 wrote:
As can I. Hence the *sarcasm alert.*Um I'm female and well I can do most things on that first list ...
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