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Things Women Can't Do *sarcasm alert*

• 〓 ᎦᏨ⌖ЯᎮ 〓 Jan 13, 2013

  ★PΛЯΛDЭøfCHΛØS★ wrote:

  22. Can't work the remote! For example, change the directv to watch a DVD,and turn on the surround sound or listen to music on the iPod/ CD player.
  

  Amen to that 100% or like she will like to say "I like the old system just turn on the TV"
• eviltink Jan 13, 2013

  5,678: Can't stay silent during movies. (courtesy of my son...we're watching a movie).
• dragonblood II Jan 13, 2013

  Say foop. They can't say foop.
• eviltink Jan 13, 2013

  dragonblood II wrote:

  Say foop. They can't say foop.
  

  I feel really stupid sitting here saying "foop."
• rojo2017 Jan 13, 2013

  Tell time. They say just a minute, and next thing to know its been three hours.
• nobestpony Jan 13, 2013

  They can't drive cars well
• eviltink Jan 13, 2013

  9,763: Can't share the closet.
• eviltink Jan 13, 2013

  mango12 wrote:

  I'll just end this. They can't do anything right
  

  You, sir, may need to see JO about a nice 💃 to change your mind on at least one or two things. 😂
• ☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jan 13, 2013

  ★PΛЯΛDЭøfCHΛØS★ wrote:

  ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:

  Do it in the butt without saying "it hurts".
  

  You can?

  😂😂😂😂
• М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ Jan 13, 2013

  I'm surprised no one has said "make a sandwich" yet.
• ☠ðůﾅ⌖ʟḁẘ☠ Jan 13, 2013

  М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ wrote:

  I'm surprised no one has said "make a sandwich" yet.
  

  The topic is things they "can't" do .When it comes to making a sandwich they are ninjas. 😂😂
• Novas Jan 13, 2013

  💀༄्ཧ़ཀंེབ།༨ཛყ༄💀 wrote:

  М།ИᎠФVཇЯМДᎢᎢཇЯ wrote:

  I'm surprised no one has said "make a sandwich" yet.
  

  The topic is things they "can't" do .When it comes to making a sandwich they are ninjas. 😂😂

  Lol
• la negra Jan 13, 2013

  Laughing like crazy!
  One more: we do constantly ask if we are as fat as the woman that just walked in front of us; specially at the beach (not me of course, I'm tall and thin and perfect LOL)
• Terfwarrior Jan 13, 2013

  mango12 wrote:

  I'll just end this. They can't do anything right
  

  Hahaha
• iBoBBy Jan 14, 2013

  Resist shopping
• iBoBBy Jan 14, 2013

  Oops

  19. Resist shopping
• eviltink Jan 14, 2013

  crazyB wrote:

  Oops

  19. Resist shopping
  

  Oh so true. Guilty as charged. I don't actually set foot in stores anymore. Except for food. And even then I'm accompanied by my 7yo narc. The same one that says "the speed limit is five five and mommy you are going six three." Men...they start early. 😝
• ᏚᴡᴀᴍᴘᎠᴏɴᴋᴇʏ Jan 14, 2013

  While me and my woman was out in the woods hunting wild board, she said "I wish I could just whip it out and pee while standing up."
• eviltink Jan 14, 2013

  ★SWΛMPDONKΞY★ wrote:

  While me and my woman was out in the woods hunting wild board, she said "I wish I could just whip it out and pee while standing up."
  

  I'm with her!!! That shit is just unfair. I've been bitter about it since I was first dragged into the woods as a child. Srsly. F-ing. Bitter.
• Willy da kid Jan 14, 2013

  Truthfully say "I'll be ready in 5 minutes
• ★MΛΥΗΞΜ★ Jan 14, 2013

  Directions.
• 〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Jan 14, 2013

  ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:

  ★SWΛMPDONKΞY★ wrote:

  While me and my woman was out in the woods hunting wild board, she said "I wish I could just whip it out and pee while standing up."
  

  I'm with her!!! That shit is just unfair. I've been bitter about it since I was first dragged into the woods as a child. Srsly. F-ing. Bitter.

  They make an apparatus that allows a woman to pee standing up.
• Jack Aubrey Jan 14, 2013

  ★SWΛMPDONKΞY★ wrote:

  While me and my woman was out in the woods hunting wild board, she said "I wish I could just whip it out and pee while standing up."
  

  What's the difference between wild and and tame board? Is the wild board all cross-grained? 😉
• Jack Aubrey Jan 14, 2013

  ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:

  crazyB wrote:

  Oops

  19. Resist shopping
  

  Oh so true. Guilty as charged. I don't actually set foot in stores anymore. Except for food. And even then I'm accompanied by my 7yo narc. The same one that says "the speed limit is five five and mommy you are going six three." Men...they start early. 😝

  You have to take at least some of the responsibility. The kid isn't raising himself. 😉
• ཌརཀཀཔུזнєཥརསངĦ Jan 14, 2013

  Not capable of rational thinking.
• eviltink Jan 14, 2013

  Jack Aubrey wrote:

  ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:

  crazyB wrote:

  Oops

  19. Resist shopping
  

  Oh so true. Guilty as charged. I don't actually set foot in stores anymore. Except for food. And even then I'm accompanied by my 7yo narc. The same one that says "the speed limit is five five and mommy you are going six three." Men...they start early. 😝

  You have to take at least some of the responsibility. The kid isn't raising himself. 😉

  Believe me. This one I'm raising but he's a reincarnation of my brother.
• eviltink Jan 14, 2013

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:

  ★SWΛMPDONKΞY★ wrote:

  While me and my woman was out in the woods hunting wild board, she said "I wish I could just whip it out and pee while standing up."
  

  I'm with her!!! That shit is just unfair. I've been bitter about it since I was first dragged into the woods as a child. Srsly. F-ing. Bitter.

  They make an apparatus that allows a woman to pee standing up.

  Sounds messy. Lean back on a tree and its just like all the weird W.C.'s you see in most of Europe and Asia. Only we are challenged in the aiming dept.
• 〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Jan 14, 2013

  ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  ℰ℣ɪℒ👿Ƭɪℵ₭ wrote:

  ★SWΛMPDONKΞY★ wrote:

  While me and my woman was out in the woods hunting wild board, she said "I wish I could just whip it out and pee while standing up."
  

  I'm with her!!! That shit is just unfair. I've been bitter about it since I was first dragged into the woods as a child. Srsly. F-ing. Bitter.

  They make an apparatus that allows a woman to pee standing up.

  Sounds messy. Lean back on a tree and its just like all the weird W.C.'s you see in most of Europe and Asia. Only we are challenged in the aiming dept.

  I'll see if I can find a link when I get home. It's weird.
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jan 14, 2013

  Ʈɧḛ Ƥuɳḭʂђeŗ wrote:

  Well not sure about all girls out there, but ill just say what my wife can't do (some she use to do until I said The dreaded words of "I Do".

  1) Clean
  2) Cook
  3) Open anything
  4) discipline the kids
  5) work
  6) turn on the tv
  7) get the remote that's 3 feet away from her
  8) exercise
  9) read anything that isn't on her phone
  10) watch anything on TV but LMN

  Now for the things she does so well

  1) sleep
  2) eat
  3) go to the bathroom
  4) play FarmVille
  5) sleep
  6) sleep
  7) did I mention sleep?

  Yea I got the best wife out there :/ I hate my life.
  

  My ol lady won't discipline kids either. They'll be kicking me in the nuts and shit and she'll just sit there playing with her phone. I'll turn them devil children over my knee one of these days.
• ☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ Jan 14, 2013

  ★SWΛMPDONKΞY★ wrote:

  While me and my woman was out in the woods hunting wild board, she said "I wish I could just whip it out and pee while standing up."
  

  I saw this girl lift her shit up one time and piss. It can be done.

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