Once Upon A Time..... (The last year....)
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Once upon a time, well a little over a year ago a tiny African wildcat started to play a game. It was a fun game where he could claim territory and build and grow turf. There were others who played this game but they mainly ignored this little kitten. The kitten didn't bother with rules or politeness, he just attacked and capped as need be. He acquired Capo's and thought he was lord if his world. Then he discovered meeting places where others who played the game met up, at first he stayed in the invite code forum. He felt safe in the anonymity and could grow in size and strength at the same time.
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One day as he was attack and slashing his way around town he received a PM from a player asking why this kitten was attacking him as they were in the same mob. Spotting a possible improvement to the game he wandered into the suggestions room and suggested that there should be a block on attacking your own mob, or at least a pop up box asking if you were sure you wanted to attack. The wise Mystery quickly chastised the young kitten and sent him on his way with the simple instruction. Mob is a number not an alliance.
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The kitten wanted to impress this wise and beautiful woman so he thought and thought. Then one clear night looking up at the stars he saw a full moon. Entranced he rushed back to suggestions and asked if we could plant turf on the moon. Once again the wisdom of Mystery came down pointing out that there are no roads and no GPS on the moon making it impossible for this game to permit turf on the moon. And once again the kitten left the cavern chastised but wiser for the experience.
The kitten wandered into the help room next and this time just sat back to listen. The kitten noticed that almost every question asked had previously been answered so just by listening he learnt from others mistakes without Wisdom coming down on him again. In time he put his hand up to answer a question or two, sometimes he had it right, and sometimes it was corrected but he was not chastised for it was seen he was growing and trying to help.
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The General Cavern was one of the most intimidating players here were verbose and loud. They shouted and abused each other for their failing. It took time to see when it was done in humour and when it was meant for the interconnectedness of everyone spun an amazing web.
Slowly he put a foot in the water and was welcomed by the beautiful Saelo. Such was her Beauty that many followed her every word hoping for a compliment or a wink of the eye. But all were aware of the Viper behind her if they stepped out of line with this lady, (not that she needed protection).
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The was also where the kitten met a Gritty little boy about the same age but then he realised he was just Grimm. They enjoyed many a chat and exchange. The kitten being in a quieter part of the world was amazed at the battles his new friend was involved in.
The kitten then met a secret agent who he imagined was like Mrs Peel from the Avengers in the leather car suit. She may not have had the size of Mystery or Saelo but she was a warrior though many did not know it.
Having made many friends including a tuft of grass with multiple personality disorder, a VW bus that was older than him, a Big Cat came along and showed him the way of the Yawn. The little kitten being a typical cat loved this idea and immediately signed but with his friend Grimm (This kitten was very saddened when his friend was found to have a bakers turf and hence expelled).
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In the Yawn the kitten met many literate fellows including the Spanish artist, the CEO Mr Seiga and a light who keeps an overly sexual donkey.
Then the kitten met the overlord of TurfWars when he raised a PM directing players to attack another player based on his name. The Nick told him to pull in his head so he did, and deleted his first thread in GD.
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The kitten received a PM from Duair one day encouraging him to grow. Explaining some difficulties he was having obtaining the codes his new friend forwarded lists to him to punch. Seeing him grow Duair introduced the kitten who was growing into a young cat to Cracka. Through Cracka he was introduced to a number of players in PAL and eventually joined CAPO (some members like to keep membership quiet so i won't name them) The cat enjoyed talking with his new friends especially when he hurt his back and was laid up for an extended period.
It was during this time that the cat discovered They. They had always been there and were the guiding light. They were the Wisdom, Beauty and Unknown Warrior. The cat invited others to find They and follow in their footsteps as he did to play a better game.
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One of They was not impressed however the young cat convinced her that she should not judge until she had walked the path. In the end 2 of They became Priests of They. In the end there were close to 20 Priests of They.
The Unknown Warrior became inactive and with a resurgence of applications to walk the path of They a new Unknown Warrior had to be found. It was found in a gorgeous blonde who's battles in real life far exceeded her battles on Turf Wars even though those battles were not fought in a war. Eventually there were about 40 Priests of They.
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The kitten enjoyed playing with his new friends and even made some outside of the Forums in MaxLode, Jackorander, El Chubaneebre and Olsen. We were all of a similar size and a couple of time one or another would feel bullied at which point we would band together. The first time this happened the cat sent a letter to all the big players in the area explaining the situation and our actions. He was hoping to avoid a backlash. By the time the 24 hour countdown had expired and they were ready for revenge every turf had been capped by a bigger player.
The cat was quite happy to have the bigger players assistance as he felt a part of a bigger community.
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The cat also started a long hop from Sydney to Melbourne. Sydney airport was closed by Borg to halt TWFC incursions into the country. 1,235 hops later the cat arrived at Melbourne Airport 1 day after he found a gap at Sydney Airport and had flown out to Beijing.
Whilst having a break from hopping the cat realised those playing this game were like animals and started to categorise them. The most famous animal still found in the forums was named by his friend SenioritaMafioso, the DuMee, oh how those little creatures made this cat laugh.
Ahhhh SenioritaMafioso, how the young cat was starstruck over her. Her lyrics, her imagination, her cheerleader outfit..... He asked her out on 3 TW dates but was stood up each time....
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Then it happened, the Sky had fallen in a friend was at her limit. When all should have been helping she was questioned and abused. Disillusioned the cat walked away.
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For 3 months the cat stayed away, then an opportunity arrived and he had to take it. To own his own private island. To do this he needed turf limit so he tore down excess turf from around the world. Arriving at his new island by boat he proceeded to build a defensive wall to block the port area. Walking around the island he confirmed he could get no telephone or WiFi reception and he proceeded to dig in. He even started to write his name on the Beach for all to see (still to finish the A).
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He immediately noticed a difference, some friends were missing. Their photos were at the front desk with a permanently banned stamp struck across their faces. He started to formulate a plan and then put out the word quietly to his friends. He was going to take this up with the overlord himself and was grateful for the support he got in his Vendetta against nick. He offered Nick a chance to save his Oystahs but no he would not cave so the cat ate the Oystahs. The cat then gave him time to save his wings but no the overlord was too proud and would not cave so the cat ate his wings. Whilst he may not have succeeded in getting his friends back into the cave he was buoyed by the camaraderie with his fellow V members and that they had made a statement. The overlord knows this young cat is watching him now....
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And that is my year in review....
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This is long... LoL but I love the part about meeting me 😜 congrats at a great year Hyena! Hope for many more!
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♨CRACKA wrote:
Cheers boss. 😸This is long... LoL but I love the part about meeting me 😜 congrats at a great year Hyena! Hope for many more!
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Dude.... Fucking great read. Well done. 👍
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♨CRACKA wrote:
You conceited bastage! 😂😂This is long... LoL but I love the part about meeting me 😜 congrats at a great year Hyena! Hope for many more!
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I was confused at African wildcat... You know hyenas are canines, right? O.o
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👏👏👏👏 congrats on a great year hyena ... I shared this story with my kitten... As for your comment black batman I got the shoe polish ready for your new pair 👟
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This is epic Hyena.Great stuff from a classy source.... Hyena.I look forward to more.
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Blackbatman wrote:
Actually, that is a common misconception. We are more closely related to the feline family than canine.I was confused at African wildcat... You know hyenas are canines, right? O.o
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Great novel. New Years resolution: Don't Do 🌿
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You just had to take the wings for yourself huh..
Haha great year you had :) long experience and great learning I see haha you were always such a fuzzy little kitten
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Brilliant story, ya scruffy kitten. Proud to have been a part of it! ✊
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Oh! I'm unbanned. Nice ... thanks Devs! :)
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Turfa standing over a puddle arguing with his reflection...
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Sgt Mayday wrote:
Hey! That's MY puddle! 😡Turfa standing over a puddle arguing with his reflection...
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Congrats on 1 year bud 👏👏👏
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Great thread! I remember the They thread. Altogether though, a good read 👍👍👍
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Hyena wrote:
I'm still sorry 😢The cat also started a long hop from Sydney to Melbourne. Sydney airport was closed by Borg to halt TWFC incursions into the country. 1,235 hops later the cat arrived at Melbourne Airport 1 day after he found a gap at Sydney Airport and had flown out to Beijing.
Whilst having a break from hopping the cat realised those playing this game were like animals and started to categorise them. The most famous animal still found in the forums was named by his friend SenioritaMafioso, the DuMee, oh how those little creatures made this cat laugh.
Ahhhh SenioritaMafioso, how the young cat was starstruck over her. Her lyrics, her imagination, her cheerleader outfit..... He asked her out on 3 TW dates but was stood up each time....
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