Once Upon A Time..... (The last year....)
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  I learned recently at the Wild Things park outside of Monterrey, CA that a type of Hyena ( I forget which type ) has the second strongest bite in the world only to the Nile Crocodile. It also can run as fast backwards as it can forwards, although I don't know for what reason. 
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  Confucius wrote: Cool, I didn't know that shit. 👍 Must be different to me though I have a toothache and every time I try to run backwards I trip over... 😿I learned recently at the Wild Things park outside of Monterrey, CA that a type of Hyena ( I forget which type ) has the second strongest bite in the world only to the Nile Crocodile. It also can run as fast backwards as it can forwards, although I don't know for what reason. 
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  Hyena wrote: I'm imagining a hyena running backwards, but I can't help wondering what's so difficult about turning around?Confucius wrote: Cool, I didn't know that shit. 👍 Must be different to me though I have a toothache and every time I try to run backwards I trip over... 😿I learned recently at the Wild Things park outside of Monterrey, CA that a type of Hyena ( I forget which type ) has the second strongest bite in the world only to the Nile Crocodile. It also can run as fast backwards as it can forwards, although I don't know for what reason. 
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  The attempt to hijack this thread is in veign and propper authorities have been informed to come stick a gorilla finger up the ( ⭕ ). If however, the above mentioned finger would not fit, it will be forced in hard and dry. This beeing said. Epic story hyena, nice read and congrats on the anniversary... 
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  SeñoritaMafioso wrote: OMF 😳In other news, did you know that a female hyena has to bite through themselves to give birth from a large, penislike external uterus thingy? 😖 
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