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Talk to me nice Oct 26, 2013

kinnen21 wrote:
When I was 9 or so my brothers and I went to a friends Bday sleep over a few streets over. About 15 neighborhood kids being watched by a couple older sisters of the kids. Well I happen to get sick and puke. When my parents didn't answer the phone one of the girls took me back to the house to get fresh clothes or stay home if my parents were there. Not paying attention to the 10 cars scattered outside we walked in since it happened to be unlocked. All hell broke out. The kids party was a cover for a swinger party. I saw my dad laying pipe to my best friends mom and a bunch of other parents naked in other acts. I didn't see my mom but when she came out of a bedroom with 2 guys I just started puking all over again. Needless to say the whole neighborhood was ackward for years after that.

😂 Lol. That's so bad.
🐕Travdog70🐕 Oct 26, 2013

My son was about 4 or 5 when he burst through my unlocked door" dumbass me" at which time I fell of the bed and help slaps me on the ass and says what cha doing dad? Wtf?
『тӈԑ•ʟɛɢɪɵɳ』 Oct 27, 2013

kinnen21 wrote:
When I was 9 or so my brothers and I went to a friends Bday sleep over a few streets over. About 15 neighborhood kids being watched by a couple older sisters of the kids. Well I happen to get sick and puke. When my parents didn't answer the phone one of the girls took me back to the house to get fresh clothes or stay home if my parents were there. Not paying attention to the 10 cars scattered outside we walked in since it happened to be unlocked. All hell broke out. The kids party was a cover for a swinger party. I saw my dad laying pipe to my best friends mom and a bunch of other parents naked in other acts. I didn't see my mom but when she came out of a bedroom with 2 guys I just started puking all over again. Needless to say the whole neighborhood was ackward for years after that.

Oooooooooooouch 😣😣😣😣😣
ƵΔǤ Oct 27, 2013

No😖🙏🙏🙏🙏
Roman Legionar Oct 27, 2013

kinnen21 wrote:
When I was 9 or so my brothers and I went to a friends Bday sleep over a few streets over. About 15 neighborhood kids being watched by a couple older sisters of the kids. Well I happen to get sick and puke. When my parents didn't answer the phone one of the girls took me back to the house to get fresh clothes or stay home if my parents were there. Not paying attention to the 10 cars scattered outside we walked in since it happened to be unlocked. All hell broke out. The kids party was a cover for a swinger party. I saw my dad laying pipe to my best friends mom and a bunch of other parents naked in other acts. I didn't see my mom but when she came out of a bedroom with 2 guys I just started puking all over again. Needless to say the whole neighborhood was ackward for years after that.

That is awesome
MAL👊 Oct 27, 2013

‡℟ɸɱⱥɲ☧ɭɇɠɩɸɳ‡ wrote:
kinnen21 wrote:
When I was 9 or so my brothers and I went to a friends Bday sleep over a few streets over. About 15 neighborhood kids being watched by a couple older sisters of the kids. Well I happen to get sick and puke. When my parents didn't answer the phone one of the girls took me back to the house to get fresh clothes or stay home if my parents were there. Not paying attention to the 10 cars scattered outside we walked in since it happened to be unlocked. All hell broke out. The kids party was a cover for a swinger party. I saw my dad laying pipe to my best friends mom and a bunch of other parents naked in other acts. I didn't see my mom but when she came out of a bedroom with 2 guys I just started puking all over again. Needless to say the whole neighborhood was ackward for years after that.

That is awesome

Can't imagine anyone will top this.
4nick8r Oct 27, 2013

kinnen21 wrote:
When I was 9 or so my brothers and I went to a friends Bday sleep over a few streets over. Well I happen to get sick and puke. When my parents didn't answer the phone one of the girls took me back to the house to get fresh clothes or stay home if my parents were there. Not paying attention to the cars scattered outside we walked in since it happened to be unlocked. All hell broke out. The kids party was a cover for a swinger party. I saw my dad laying pipe to my best friends mom and a bunch of other parents naked in other acts. I didn't see my mom but when she came out of a bedroom with 2 guys I just started puking all over again. Needless to say the whole neighborhood was ackward for years after that.

Wow, you have grown up so much I almost didn't recognize you. How's your mom doing? My buddy & I haven't talked to her in years; like you pointed out, sort of awkward. Glad to hear you are doing well. Tell your mom we said hi. 👋
P😈Loco(E771) Oct 28, 2013

Heard multiple times but never walked in. My sister walking in on my grandma and her boyfriend once lmao. I ran in one my brother (not junior) and his wife and started to slap his ass as hard as I could before i ran 😂. Awkwardly I think my bros wife liked it because she brings it up and leaves hints from time to time 😳
shamastay Oct 28, 2013

I never walked in on my mom and dad, but I let my friend stay at my house a bit ago...and I woke up to him on my couch, with a hooker sticking ice in his ass and blowing on it...I threw out that couch...and him with it...he apologized later because at that time my kid still lived with me..and I didn't want to explain that..
Dad why was a strange women licking uncle Petes pooper hole

O.o" *shivers*
⌖kɪɴɴӭɴ😱ᵙǥͨ Oct 28, 2013

4nick8r wrote:
kinnen21 wrote:
When I was 9 or so my brothers and I went to a friends Bday sleep over a few streets over. ✂️✂️✂️The kids party was a cover for a swinger party. I saw my dad laying pipe to my best friends mom and a bunch of other parents naked in other acts. I didn't see my mom but when she came out of a bedroom with 2 guys I just started puking all over again. Needless to say the whole neighborhood was ackward for years after that.

Wow, you have grown up so much I almost didn't recognize you. How's your mom doing? My buddy & I haven't talked to her in years; like you pointed out, sort of awkward. Glad to hear you are doing well. Tell your mom we said hi. 👋
My older bro has hair and eyes to match mom. I have same as my dad. My little brother has red hair and hazel eyes. Running joke was he was the mailman's kid. Took a new meaning after this fiasco. 😖😖😖
✞€ℍ₳ℙ╚₳ł₦✞ Oct 29, 2013

7yrs old, heard my mother moaning. Thought dad was hurting her so I rushed into the room with a bat! No one hurts my mom! Dad never looked at me the same way again.
FRΞΞ☠ΜΛSΟΠ Oct 29, 2013

✞€ℍ₳ℙ╚₳ł₦✞ wrote:
7yrs old, heard my mother moaning. Thought dad was hurting her so I rushed into the room with a bat! No one hurts my mom! Dad never looked at me the same way again.

lol
Scarbutt Oct 29, 2013

My friend found a VHS (back in the day) of his mom spread eagle. There was probably more but he wouldn't show me.

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