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FussyJosh wrote:
Maybe I'm just not up on my slang, but isn't spanking the monkey a euphemism for masturbation?I remember once...
My mum was having an affair with her boss, I walked home from a friends across the street, walked upstairs. Saw the spanking the monkey then my mums boss dived for the door. I ran away!
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Queen Nicole wrote:
Only if you'll let me share it with you. 😘☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Oh heck yes!! Come to Wisconsin. Pretty sure our water has vodka in it.Queen Nicole wrote:
They make whipped cream with alcohol in it?Never walked in, but did find their stash of "toys and alcoholic whipped cream." Realized my mom and I had one of the same toys. I proceeded to throw mine out the next day.
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My grandpa was rubbing his butthole while he was jacking off. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖My grandpa was rubbing his butthole while he was jacking off. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
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Cobra !! wrote:
It was like a lemon party for one. I will never forget that god awful image.☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖My grandpa was rubbing his butthole while he was jacking off. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
You definitely win.Cobra !! wrote:
It was like a lemon party for one. I will never forget that god awful image.☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖My grandpa was rubbing his butthole while he was jacking off. It was the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
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Last week.😘😘😘😘😘😘
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I probably have, but dont know exactly when, but my son has walked in on me and my wife "wrestling" naked a few times! Lol
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Jack Aubrey wrote:
Yes🍆👋😖=🐒👋FussyJosh wrote:
Maybe I'm just not up on my slang, but isn't spanking the monkey a euphemism for masturbation?I remember once...
My mum was having an affair with her boss, I walked home from a friends across the street, walked upstairs. Saw the spanking the monkey then my mums boss dived for the door. I ran away!
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Any new stories?
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I've never walked in, but about a month ago, I brought my girlfriend home from our date and her parents locked both locks on the trailer door and she didn't have a key to the dead bolt. I asked her why not. She said because the trailer has thin walls....it's their anniversary. Her mom opened the door about 10 minutes later.
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I was at a friends sleeping over when I was younger(think about 9-10) I woke up in the middle of the night to go use the rest room. I heard moaning and yelling from his parents room and then someone hit the door really hard. I thought there was a robber in their room so I sprinted to the door and yanked it open. To my complete surprise they had been doing up against the door and when it opened they feel to the floor right at my feet naked and just...uh. I never went back to his house after that....
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Once with my brother, it was dark but ik what i saw, after that i was pretending i never saw nothing the next morning.
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☁STRΛTΘSPHΣRΣ⚡ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂I was at a friends sleeping over when I was younger(think about 9-10) I woke up in the middle of the night to go use the rest room. I heard moaning and yelling from his parents room and then someone hit the door really hard. I thought there was a robber in their room so I sprinted to the door and yanked it open. To my complete surprise they had been doing up against the door and when it opened they feel to the floor right at my feet naked and just...uh. I never went back to his house after that....
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Queen Nicole wrote:
They make whipped cream with alcohol in it?Never walked in, but did find their stash of "toys and alcoholic whipped cream." Realized my mom and I had one of the same toys. I proceeded to throw mine out the next day.
They still do
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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
I heard them once,I used to have alone time watching my dads secret stash...quite a collection of 70's videos with extremely hairy lady gardens,I'm surprised the actors didn't get tangled and fused together
Yeah, I remember those days looking at hairy muffs...........picking up the local drunken talent and having your younger sister coming in your bedroom while you're balls deep.....!!! She took quite a few photos let me tell you 😱
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Queen Nicole wrote:
That's has to be one of the oddest things I think I have ever heard.Never walked in, but did find their stash of "toys and alcoholic whipped cream." Realized my mom and I had one of the same toys. I proceeded to throw mine out the next day.
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Master Zillo wrote:
You heard it? I read it but hey ...Queen Nicole wrote:
That's has to be one of the oddest things I think I have ever heard.Never walked in, but did find their stash of "toys and alcoholic whipped cream." Realized my mom and I had one of the same toys. I proceeded to throw mine out the next day.
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тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Siri's getting pretty advancedMaster Zillo wrote:
You heard it? I read it but hey ...Queen Nicole wrote:
That's has to be one of the oddest things I think I have ever heard.Never walked in, but did find their stash of "toys and alcoholic whipped cream." Realized my mom and I had one of the same toys. I proceeded to throw mine out the next day.
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Brad Lovegrove wrote:
Point taken.тʊʀғᵃ wrote:
Siri's getting pretty advancedMaster Zillo wrote:
You heard it? I read it but hey ...Queen Nicole wrote:
That's has to be one of the oddest things I think I have ever heard.Never walked in, but did find their stash of "toys and alcoholic whipped cream." Realized my mom and I had one of the same toys. I proceeded to throw mine out the next day.
That brings me to my next question.
How awkward would it be to walk in and find Siri bumping uglies with your old Nokia or Motorola? 😳 -
Was mid act with the missus when the youngest walked in. Thank god for covers. Just slowed the pace and when she left continued.
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I went to my grandfather's house and saw him on his computer 💻 looking at porn pictures. When he noticed me 😳 he clicked a solitaire tab and told me "Wow! pop-ups 😨 these days."
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I was four and someone lied and those are not balloons. Thank goodness someone else explained it to me when I got older. 😳
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😡ҝعყʂعཞ😈Տöƶع😡 wrote:
23 minutes later and I just figured out what you were talking about. 😧I was four and someone lied and those are not balloons. Thank goodness someone else explained it to me when I got older. 😳
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😡ҝعყʂعཞ😈Տöƶع😡 wrote:
LolI was four and someone lied and those are not balloons. Thank goodness someone else explained it to me when I got older. 😳
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What up fags .
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
It took me only a little less than 23 minutes 😞😡ҝعყʂعཞ😈Տöƶع😡 wrote:
23 minutes later and I just figured out what you were talking about. 😧I was four and someone lied and those are not balloons. Thank goodness someone else explained it to me when I got older. 😳
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Lampy wrote:
Fixed.Give me attention please.
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I was asked to retrieve this thread.
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When I was 9 or so my brothers and I went to a friends Bday sleep over a few streets over. About 15 neighborhood kids being watched by a couple older sisters of the kids. Well I happen to get sick and puke. When my parents didn't answer the phone one of the girls took me back to the house to get fresh clothes or stay home if my parents were there. Not paying attention to the 10 cars scattered outside we walked in since it happened to be unlocked. All hell broke out. The kids party was a cover for a swinger party. I saw my dad laying pipe to my best friends mom and a bunch of other parents naked in other acts. I didn't see my mom but when she came out of a bedroom with 2 guys I just started puking all over again. Needless to say the whole neighborhood was ackward for years after that.
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