😖admit it🍆
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Are you sure? Grandpa balls flying all over the place? At least with Saba things were hidden from view.imstealthy1 wrote:
I think Saba still has the lead.☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
You win.I caught my grandpa jacking off one day.
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Depends on which end he confronted.
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Tie for now.Surely somebody has something truly emotionally scaring.
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imstealthy1 wrote:
Tie for now.Surely somebody has something truly emotionally scaring.
*cough* human centipede *cough*
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
😖 great.imstealthy1 wrote:
I think Saba still has the lead.☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
You win.I caught my grandpa jacking off one day.
Def an image that is burned into your mind forever. I even remember what was on TV when I walked in on them. The end credits to the movie AUTHOR, you know, the one with Dudley Moore. Still cringe when the theme song comes on, usually in an elevator or other public place where they've got musak pumped in. Blahhhhh -
I didn't see it but our 7th history teacher put a video on for the class to watch and like twenty minutes into the video it switched to him having sex.
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I think Hillbilly's is the most scarring 😣😣😣😣
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✖₳ɠⅇŋƬ ℱ₳¢ℓøŋ✖ wrote:
Lmao😂I didn't see it but our 7th history teacher put a video on for the class to watch and like twenty minutes into the video it switched to him having sex.
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BIack Dynamite wrote:
😖imstealthy1 wrote:
Tie for now.Surely somebody has something truly emotionally scaring.
*cough* human centipede *cough*
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I had a few instances.
I walked in- dad on mom
My sister in law let me use her laptop, there was a few sites to lesbian, ebony porn.
Then last year I woke up and my best friend was having sex in the same room as me. At first I didn't think anything of it because I was out of it lol -
whette fartze wrote:
👆😂😜I had a few instances.
I walked in- dad on mom
My sister in law let me use her laptop, there was a few sites to lesbian, ebony porn.
Then last year I woke up and my best friend was having sex in the same room as me. At first I didn't think anything of it because I was out of it lol -
☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Oh heck yes!! Come to Wisconsin. Pretty sure our water has vodka in it.Queen Nicole wrote:
They make whipped cream with alcohol in it?Never walked in, but did find their stash of "toys and alcoholic whipped cream." Realized my mom and I had one of the same toys. I proceeded to throw mine out the next day.
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I walked in on my mom riding my dad when was about 10. The thought of it makes me cringe. Luckily, my kids haven't walked in on me.
However, I think Saba wins with his parents ♋ while watching Arthur.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
I was thinking the same! 😳🏪🏃💨💗👍😝Queen Nicole wrote:
They make whipped cream with alcohol in it?Never walked in, but did find their stash of "toys and alcoholic whipped cream." Realized my mom and I had one of the same toys. I proceeded to throw mine out the next day.
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Never on my parents but have caught my brother smashing himself! I've also had sex in the same room that other people were also sleeping in. Hahaha
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No, but my bf did at age 5 - his dad told him they were playing horsey...being 5, he wanted to join.
Years of therapy, hypnosis and prescription pharms have not been able to successfully erase the memory.
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Nope.Who in here has at one time or another walked in on their parents bumping uglies?
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
....................I don't have a clue for a proper response just 😖No, but my bf did at age 5 - his dad told him they were playing horsey...being 5, he wanted to join.
Years of therapy, hypnosis and prescription pharms have not been able to successfully erase the memory.
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✋I was too young to know what was going on but it sounded like daddy was hurting mommy. When I walked in their room all I could see was daddy on top of mommy(balls swingin') and he was choking her. I could barely make out her gasps of "oh god, oh god" before I kicked him squarely in his swingin doorknockers! I may have only been 5, but my tiny foot had the spirit of Bruce lee behind it! I'm just glad I don't remember seeing him "enter the dragon"
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gunstreet grrl wrote:
No, but my bf did at age 5 - his dad told him they were playing horsey...being 5, he wanted to join.
Years of therapy, hypnosis and prescription pharms have not been able to successfully erase the memory.
He didn't actually join, right? RIGHT?!?! 😖 -
Lmao no
His dad cracked up at the question and I guess it killed the mood -
⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
I walked in and pissed all over my step father and his booty call once. At least that's what he told me over a heavy headed breakfast the following morning.
To this day I have no memory of it. 😳🍻 I don't drink much alcohol these days.
Hahahaha!
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Last year I was at a rest stop, and inside the guys bathroom I heard two guys going at it.
I quickly ran out, I'm no homophobe, but I didnt not come to a rest stop to see two guys doing it. -
Oh man, been on both sides of the fence for this one.
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I remember once...
My mum was having an affair with her boss, I walked home from a friends across the street, walked upstairs. Saw the spanking the monkey then my mums boss dived for the door. I ran away!
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When I was 7 I saw a fat chick doing a skinny dude...I ran off I didn't real know what was going on I was scared. Then when I was 10 I was sleeping in my parents room, when I woke up they were doing it. I laid back down quickly and pretended to go back to sleep😖😖😖😖
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🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Maybe they were just working out. As Adam Sandler showed us, it's really hard to tell the difference.Last year I was at a rest stop, and inside the guys bathroom I heard two guys going at it.
I quickly ran out, I'm no homophobe, but I didnt not come to a rest stop to see two guys doing it. -
I was supposed to be at my day's for the weekend but he pissed me off so I left. my stepdad was nailing her, they both had their shirts on but were pants less. I crept down to the basement and the phone rang and I instinctively picked up. but so did they. which is how they figured out I was home. but my mom used to have ulcer pains and would holler and moan. whenever we were at the house in the berkshires, I always though she would have terrible ulcer pain in the morning.
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A friend and I were home alone and he wanted to show me his dad's gun safe....which didn't actually hold guns at all, but porn and toys :(
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GreenPhoeni/x/ wrote:
I was expecting a long story with many humors in it from youƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Nope.Who in here has at one time or another walked in on their parents bumping uglies?
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