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Ya mumma jokes

• Devilius Mar 30, 2010

  Devilius wrote:

  Your mama is so stupid she brought a spoon with her when she want to the super bowl
  

  loved that one 😹
  🌛
• ЯĔςкӀΞSS✧И↭山↭Я✯ Mar 31, 2010

  Yo mamas so poor I saw that bitch at mcdonalds puttin a cheeseburger on layaway.
  Mopey525
• 👊$ოᵃ$ɧعཞ👊 Mar 31, 2010

  Yo mamas so dump when she got locked in the supermarket she starved to death💀💀
• 🃏Public Enemy Apr 3, 2010

  smasher35 wrote:

  Yo mamas so dump when she got locked in the supermarket she starved to death💀💀
  

  a classic one 🐮 best joke of all time (well it's up there
• 🃏Public Enemy Apr 9, 2010

  Ya mums so hot so burns sunscreen ☀
• 50cal_aspirin Apr 9, 2010

  Yo Momma so fat her blood type is gravy.

  Yo Momma so old she breast feeds powdered milk.
• tomrhawk Apr 9, 2010

  Your mums so fat she's got an area code
• Snipes-97 Apr 13, 2010

  🐒💨💩🔥 👉👉(add SHAKE)👈👈 wrote:

  yo momma so fat.... ooh cheetos
  

  😹😹😹😭👏👏👌
• Snipes-97 Apr 13, 2010

  Yo mumma so fat she looks like a circle
• 🃏Public Enemy Apr 13, 2010

  Ya mums so fat she at a dog... A hot dog
• Snipes-97 Apr 13, 2010

  Yo mumma so fat she's fat
• Snipes-97 Apr 14, 2010

  Yo momma so backwards she sits on the tv and watches the couch
• griogair  Apr 14, 2010

  Simple minds are interesting.
• O-Dogg Apr 14, 2010

  Ur momma so Fat when she walks her booty claps..
• Sunny Apr 14, 2010

  Yo mama so fat her pager is a VCR.
• 🃏Public Enemy Apr 14, 2010

  griogair wrote:

  Simple minds are interesting.
  

  you must have a simple mind ya mum jokes are the best
• kill3r Apr 14, 2010

  Your mommas so stupid she trips over a cordless phone
• 🃏Public Enemy Apr 17, 2010

  Just for the guys who hate em.
  Ya mums so stupid she got locked in a bed store and slept on the floor
• Johnny Cage Apr 17, 2010

  Yo mommas so fat she tripped over and Haiti thought it was an earthquake...

  *God bless Haiti
• Mr. Linderman Apr 17, 2010

  Yo mommas house is so small, I threw a rock through the window and hit everyone.
• Mr. Linderman Apr 17, 2010

  Yo momma is so fat her prom picture was an aerial shot.
• Gabrielkml Apr 17, 2010

  Btw what's yo/ya mumma jokes？
• killak Apr 17, 2010

  Mc.Sushi wrote:

  Ya mummas so fat she ordered a pizza and ate it
  

  yo mama so stupid she locked herself in a bathroom and peed herself
• 🃏Public Enemy Apr 21, 2010

  Add:GOODBYE wrote:

  Ur mummas so fat she counts as a triple kill on Halo!
  

  lol nice one
• 🃏Public Enemy May 18, 2010

  Ya mums so cool, she only likes this ya mum jokes page!!
• Gah232 May 18, 2010

  Wow, this threads been around for fourteen weeks?

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