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Yo mamas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck. Yo mamas so black she went to night school and got marked absent. BRUX1320
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Yo mamas so fat she sweats mayonnaise.
Yo mamas so fat she jumped in the middle of the road, and while swerving around her, I ran kit of fuel! -
Ya mums so fat that when ever she goes to the beach, green peace comes and tips water all over her while crying "BEACHED WHALE" 🌊🌊🐳🐳
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Your moms so horny she raped the crack of dawn
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Darkwidow wins with the fire one
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Grimjaow wrote:
sweetDarkwidow wins with the fire one
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darkwidow wrote:
wins by farYo momma so ugly it looks like her face caught on fire and they put it out with a fork.
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Ya mummas so fat she looks like u
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your mama is fat that when I sweareved to avoid herbi ran out of petrol
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your mama so fat when the tsunami come, all people in new york safely hiding behind her.
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Your mamas so fat her dress size is lose some wait bitch
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Ya moms puts her lipstick on wit a paint roller
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Shies831 she so god damn big when she sits around the house she literally sits /around/ the house.
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ldub wrote:
Your moms so horny she raped the crack of dawn
lol nice 1
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Best one today! Ya mummas so fat she won the biggest loser!!
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Your mama is so stupid she brought a spoon with her when she want to the super bowl
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Your mama is so stupid when she put a quarter in a parking meter she was waiting for a gumball to come out
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Your mama so stupid when she saw a yellow bus with white people on it she thought it was a twinkie
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Your mama so stupid wen she went to walgreens she asked "where's the green walls"
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Your mamma so fat, each heart beat is actually a heart attack
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Up mamas so fat, not even Dora can explore her!!!
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shakher 13 hours ago Quote
Your mamma so fat, each heart beat is actually a heart attack
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You moms like a shotgun 2 cocks and she blows
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Ur moms like a hardware store 5cents a screw. Ur moms like a squierril shes always got nuts in her mouth
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CrAzY wrote:
lol™Ur moms like a hardware store 5cents a screw. Ur moms like a squierril shes always got nuts in her mouth
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Ur mummas so fat she counts as a triple kill on Halo!
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Your mum is so dumb she failed a blood test.
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Your mum is so old, when I told her to act her age, she died.
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Your mama is so black she pees coffee
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Your mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s
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