Ya mumma jokes
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the ganstah wrote:
ok mr scientistYour mother is so fat, the escape velocity at her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s
your mom like a light switch even A five year old could turn her on
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Your mums dead
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bennington wrote:
I like itYour mums dead
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Yo mama so stupid she got run over by a parked car...
Makes you think dunnit?
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Ya mums ya mum! Snap
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You mammas so fat when she was asked if she knew her ABC's she said no but I know my KFC's
You mammas so stupid she sold the car for money to but petrol.
You mamas so stupid she sat on the tv an tried to watch the couch
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Omg found my post
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Ya mummas so fat she took 130 posts to describe her
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Your mumma is like a tv - she gets turned on by black knobs
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president nixon wrote:
lol thats like asking Chile "what's shakin'?"Yo momma's so poor Haiti sent her relief funds.
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Yo mamma so fat, the 🇯🇵japanese tried to whale her!
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Ya mums so Ugly. She entered a ugly conntest and they said no
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You mums so stupid she thinks your not adopted
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(humor)
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Yo mama is so ugly she got arested for looking outside the window
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Yo momma sooo BIG when got said let there be light ur mum moved out da way
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👳
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Yo mumma so stupid, that she's your mumma!!! Ooooo Snap!
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Yo mamma so fat, I shot the b$tch and crisco came out
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Yo mamma's so fat, she doesn't just sit around the block- she sits on the block
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I am capo of your mother's uterus.
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guitarman 3 hours ago Quote
Yo mumma so stupid, that she's your mumma!!! Ooooo Snap!
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Yo mama do fat you have the grease the door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side just to get her in the house.
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Yo mama so old her memory is in black and white
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Yo mama's so fat , she jumped up in the air and got stuck
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Yo mamma so fat when someone yells kool-aid she comes busting through the wall... OH YEAH!!!
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Yo mama so fat that when she wore a yellow coat and jumped off the empire state building people thought there was a parade going on.
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Yo mama so poor that when she got a match and lit it the ants in her house said "Stomp clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord cuz we got heat.
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Yo mama so fat to get her through the door you have to grease it and tempt her throught with mars bars
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Your mum is so fat she doesn't know her ABCs but she knows her KFCs
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