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Yo momma so ugly she had to be fed with a sling shot
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Yo momma so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang
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Yo momma so fat that see as her own gavitational pull around her.
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Yo momma so fat she wakes up in sections
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To momma so black and her teeth are so yellow when she smiles she looks like a pittsburg steelers helmet.
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Yo mama so fat she on BOTH sides of the family.
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She so damn big that at the movie theater, she sits next to EVERYONE.
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Her house so small, the welcome mat just says "well?"
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Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar powered flashlight.
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Yo momma is so stupid when she jumped out the window she went UP
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BadFiSH wrote:
haha damn .. yo momma so stupid she threw a rock at tha ground nd missedYo momma is so stupid when she jumped out the window she went UP
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Yo mama so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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Yo mama so ugly even Frankenstein was willing to give her makeover tips
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Yo momma so stupid that she bought a ps3
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Yo mama so ugly when she was born they put her in a incubator with tinted windows.
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Haha they are much better than mine :P
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Ya mama so dumb she got glasses to watch 20/20
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She so stoopid took her 2hours to watch 60 minutes. Shies831
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That bitch so dum I told her it was chilly outside and she run out wit a bowl and spoon.
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Yo momma so stupid that it took her 2 years to count to 10.
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Yo mama is so poor when she goes to KFC she has to lik other peoples fingers.
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Yo mama so fat her ass looks like 2 pigs fighting over a box of milk duds.
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Bump
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Ya mama teeth so buck, I used her to rake my yard.
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Yo mama so fat she has other fat people orbiting around her.
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Yo mama so skinny, she goes hanggliding wit a dorito
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Yo mama so poor she hangs the toilet paper out to dry.
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Ur moms so stupid she stop at a stop sign and waited for it to say go
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Yo mumma is has so hairy armpits it looks like she has chewbacca in a headlock
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Yo mama so fat when she ordered a water bed, they put a sheet over the pacific ocean.
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