Funniest pick up line I've ever heard
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Guy: do you hear a dial tone?
Girl: no? Why?
Guy: cause those titties are off the hook -
Guy: excuse me do you have a band aid?
Girl why?
Guy cause I think I scaped my knee falling for you. -
Is your dad a terrorist?
Cause baby you're the BOMB!
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Is your dad a thief?
He stole the stars out of the sky and put them in your eyes!
Hahha I could go on for ages with lame pick up lines.
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I see myself in your pants.
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Nice shirt. It'd look nice on my bedroom floor.
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Ello treacle , do you like whales only there's a hump back at my place if your interested !
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My magic watch says you dont have any underware on.
You do??
Then it must be 15 minutes fast. -
I love every bone in your body!
Espacially mine
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Look. I honestly don't give a shit.
It's been applied a few times by myself.
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Works 66.33333333 percent of time... I'm kinda kidding... I knew the number was repeating the whole time. -
Your teeth are like stars. They come out at night.
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Is that a phone in your back pocket? Cause dat ass is callin me!
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Guy: Your teeth are like stars!
Girl: Thank you!
Guy: So yellow and far apart...
Girl: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
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vapor fly wrote:
Wrong use of the term "FUUUUUUUUUUUU-".Guy: Your teeth are like stars!
Girl: Thank you!
Guy: So yellow and far apart...
Girl: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
"FUUUUUUUUUU" is a more commonly used term when expressing moments of intense fright, or sudden moments of understanding important thought connections, than anger. Thus I recommend you lurk MOAR. Because you reek of amateur.
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Guy: Did you fart?
Girl: No
Guy: Because you blow me away. -
If you were a pirate & I bought you a parot would you carry it on this shoulder (place your hand on her near shoulder) or this one? (place your arm around her with your hand on her far shoulder. See how long it takes her to realize how smooth you were.)
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Guy: you appear to look like my first wife
Girl: how many times have you been married?
Guy: I haven't. -
Nice shoes...
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Can I smell ur c..t
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It must be your feet then -
ه☆ⓊƘ☆ه wrote:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAI love every bone in your body!
Espacially mine
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I found this on reddit from r/tifu
"I was at a bar with my buddy last night. I somewhat know the bartender from previous friends and hobbies that I've been into, but never really talked to her much other than small talk. She has a great sense of humor and can be pretty vulgar at times.
So I've grown a fancy towards her ever since I've been going to the bar she works at and chatting with her.
Last night she tells us this funny story of how her dildo broke, she drunkenly ordered way too many, and other shenanigans ensued.
As I was closing my tab, I call her over and ask, "Do you want my number?" To which she pauses and stares at me, then asks, "Why?"
For a few seconds I stood there not knowing what to say, so I blurted "Because you said your dildo was broken, and I thought I'd offer to help out."
She stares at me for another couple of seconds and starts laughing and saying 'what the hell?' a few times.
She gave me a hi-five on the way out for the weirdest line she's ever heard..." -
dip your finger into your drink then touch your shirt then her shirt. "how about we go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes."
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c. wrote:
Smoothdip your finger into your drink then touch your shirt then her shirt. "how about we go back to my place and get out of these wet clothes."
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shaggly razors wrote:
Lmfao!!!Can I smell ur c..t
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It must be your feet then -
Dammmmmmn Girl!
Are you a fire alarm because you are really fucking loud and annoying!
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You must work at UPS because I saw you checking out my package.
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ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Lmao😂Dammmmmmn Girl!
Are you a fire alarm because you are really fucking loud and annoying!
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Baby, I'll stop loving you when Spongebob gets his driver's licsense😏
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Guy: I'm rick James bitch
Girl: cocaines a hell of a drug
Guy: fuck you -
pistolpetel wrote:
You must work at UPS because I saw you checking out my package.
Looooool
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Chargoffski wrote:
Girl: OkayGuy: I'm rick James bitch
Girl: cocaines a hell of a drug
Guy: fuck you
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