Funniest pick up line I've ever heard
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ricky spencini wrote:
makes so little sense that i love itEllo treacle , do you like whales only there's a hump back at my place if your interested !
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ه☆ⓊƘ☆ه wrote:
Chargoffski wrote:
Girl: OkayGuy: I'm rick James bitch
Girl: cocaines a hell of a drug
Guy: fuck youLoooooooooL
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Why don't you come back to my place and do all the things I'm going to tell my friends we did?
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Guy: How bout we go back to my place for sex and pizza?
Girl: No
Guy: What, you don't like pizza?It works every time ;-)
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vapor fly wrote:
I laugh so hard on this one 😂Guy: Your teeth are like stars!
Girl: Thank you!
Guy: So yellow and far apart...
Girl: FUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!
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Nice shoes, wanna fuck?
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Just go out in Newcastle Upon Tyne, you don't even need to talk to most of them to get laid.... Dirty sluts! 😄
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Girl: It's so hard to find gentlemen like you.
Guy: That's not true.
Girl: Why?
Guy: We guys don't want to date sluts like you!
Girl: £$?* you! -
She pounds dollars and questions you with stars? What kind of crazy fucked up slut is she? 😱
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Cracker-Jagger wrote:
Sounded better on ifunny😄Girl: It's so hard to find gentlemen like you.
Guy: That's not true.
Girl: Why?
Guy: We guys don't want to date sluts like you!
Girl: £$?* you! -
Guy: I love you...
Girl: Oh, you're so sweet!
Guy: Not you! I was taking to the Big Mac. -
Cracker-Jagger wrote:
Lol. Win.Guy: I love you...
Girl: Oh, you're so sweet!
Guy: Not you! I was taking to the Big Mac. -
Can I lick your belly button.....
From inside. -
Shall I give you a call in the morning....
Or a nudge -
I want to pop your eyeball out with a flat head screw driver and put my penis in the empty hole.
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☣ 🎸ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸☣ wrote:
Works every time.....I want to pop your eyeball out with a flat head screw driver and put my penis in the empty hole.
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How would you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized?
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"Hey, you must be tired, because you've been running around in my mind all day. Naked. Ahh fuck yeah you were naked, mmmmm..." then proceed to breath heavily and slowly sniff your fingers.
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You know what you are so childish! Do you want me to call you baby?
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Girl: Why did you dump the most popular girl in the school for me?
Guy: I heard you charge less.
Girl: I'm not that kind of girl!
Guy: Not according to our principal... -
Guy: go outside and count the stars that's how much I love you.
Girl: it's the middle of the day I can't see any stars...
Guy: exactly -
If u were a booger I'd pick you first
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༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
Heard that so many times...If u were a booger I'd pick you first
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Cracker-Jagger wrote:
Lol me too but it's funny༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
Heard that so many times...If u were a booger I'd pick you first
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Are you from subway cause you're given me a foot long
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Imagine if you will... A billboard, an image of 2 fine ladies enjoying a drink in a busy nightspot. Laughing jovially, having a good night. Then picture a couple of guys just to the right of them, almost out of view. Now take note of the hand in the small space dropping something into one of the ladies drinks while she is distracted by her friends.
Now imagine the tag line on that billboard.
Don't speak, Rohypnol™
Or
Rohypnol™, because talk is cheap!😱 shocking
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Lol - in the words of Charles Barkley, that joke is turrible man, turrible. 😂😂😂Imagine if you will... A billboard, an image of 2 fine ladies enjoying a drink in a busy nightspot. Laughing jovially, having a good night. Then picture a couple of guys just to the right of them, almost out of view. Now take note of the hand in the small space dropping something into one of the ladies drinks while she is distracted by her friends.
Now imagine the tag line on that billboard.
Don't speak, Rohypnol™
Or
Rohypnol™, because talk is cheap!😱 shocking
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Ok, how about..
Rohypnol™, why should she have all the fun?
Or
Don't let headaches spoil a happy ending. Rohypnol™
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Excuse me, (raise a napkin or something similar toward her) does this smell like chloroform to you?
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4nick8r wrote:
That's awesome, where would one purchase this? 😄Excuse me, (raise a napkin or something similar toward her) does this smell like chloroform to you?
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