Funniest pick up line I've ever heard
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Knight - how about:
Move over, dog, man's got a new best friend. Rohypnol™.
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⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
What's really funny is how many will sniff it before it dons on them what you said.4nick8r wrote:
That's awesome, where would one purchase this? 😄Excuse me, (raise a napkin or something similar toward her) does this smell like chloroform to you?
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4nick8r wrote:
Yeah lol ,it'd be a natural reaction. Likey. 👍😄⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
What's really funny is how many will sniff it before it dons on them what you said.4nick8r wrote:
That's awesome, where would one purchase this? 😄Excuse me, (raise a napkin or something similar toward her) does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Please more Theese are great
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If you are Channing Tatum hot you could just walk up to a girl an fuck her wherever she is
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Guy: sorry I haven't been in such a great mood lately; I just got out of an abusive relationship.
Girl: omg I'm sorry to hear that.
Guy:…so…you think you can take a punch?Makes her laugh 1/3 the time.
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i'm not trying to impress you, but.. i'm batman
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I wish you were my homework so I could do u on the table
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KillerKitty wrote:
😂i'm not trying to impress you, but.. i'm batman
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KillerKitty wrote:
You know, no one has ever seen me and Batman in the same roomi'm not trying to impress you, but.. i'm batman
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Guy: Hey baby, wanna go to the movies tonight?
Girl: Why the fuck are you asking me this!?
Guy: Ahh... playing hard to get I see.
Girl: Uh, I just find it a little stupid that you're desparate enough to ask your own sister on a date... -
Cracker-Jagger wrote:
Guy: Im not hearing a noGuy: Hey baby, wanna go to the movies tonight?
Girl: Why the fuck are you asking me this!?
Guy: Ahh... playing hard to get I see.
Girl: Uh, I just find it a little stupid that you're desparate enough to ask your own sister on a date... -
ƑƦཇཇ☠ཀaʂ٥ท wrote:
Bahahahaha! I was doubled over in laughter at thatDammmmmmn Girl!
Are you a fire alarm because you are really fucking loud and annoying!
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🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂⚜Ꮶ͜иιɢн͡т⚜ wrote:
Lol - in the words of Charles Barkley, that joke is turrible man, turrible. 😂😂😂Imagine if you will... A billboard, an image of 2 fine ladies enjoying a drink in a busy nightspot. Laughing jovially, having a good night. Then picture a couple of guys just to the right of them, almost out of view. Now take note of the hand in the small space dropping something into one of the ladies drinks while she is distracted by her friends.
Now imagine the tag line on that billboard.
Don't speak, Rohypnol™
Or
Rohypnol™, because talk is cheap!😱 shocking
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