Would you survive a turf wars zombie apocalypse???
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Ƭⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Great, first Zombies, now mutant fruit.ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
You probably slipped on a banana peelU forgot viper! And me
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🍌🙉Ƭⅈʛℰℜ wrote:
Great, first Zombies, now mutant fruit.ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
You probably slipped on a banana peelU forgot viper! And me
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That banana is bigger than he is!!!
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BrownNote - an amusing existence in zombie turf land. BrownNote actually provided the sewage which 💩💩Rud💩💩 used to disguise himself. Once aware that his poo could be used for such a purpose Brown chose to bottle up his 'fragrance' and trade it for goods. Leading him to a comfortable existence in this strange new world
Nick - didn't fair so well, alas he awoke on the morning of the outbreak and to his dismay discovered his Ferrari had been stolen. He called the police only to discover they weren't answering. Dismayed and distressed at his lack of Ferrari Nick didn't know what to do. Running to his neighbours house to see if they knew any thing... Well unfortunately for him the other residents one millionaires mile had turned and Nick was made into Zombie lunch sharpish
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Mystery - a tactician through and through. Picking the right times to move and when best to stay put. Mystery made the most of alliances and companions but never becoming reliant on any one else. Mystery survived the zombie hoards but there where abouts remained somewhat unknown. Only choosing the reveal location when absolutely necessary.
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Do me!
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Cracker-Jagger wrote:
fuck off.Do me!
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Awesome stories mr bc!
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Hey, Mr BC - wake up mate! We want to hear about more players 😏👍
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Love Mr Big cat! He always makes me laugh. One of our best posters here.
Missed ya Big Cat! 😘😘😘
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saelo wrote:
You know u are doing good when u get a post from Sealo - WowzaLove Mr Big cat! He always makes me laugh. One of our best posters here.
Missed ya Big Cat! 😘😘😘
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Weezaaa! True that,'tis the a stamp of excellence.Your stamps too are much sought after Cat. And BC points of course! Cashing them in for a BJ as I typeeeaeaapppraahh rah rah rahh aaaaaa Ooo oops. Disgusting. I'm a bad person. (Insert self-flagellation emoji)saelo wrote:
You know u are doing good when u get a post from Sealo - WowzaLove Mr Big cat! He always makes me laugh. One of our best posters here.
Missed ya Big Cat! 😘😘😘
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💗Swagger💗 wrote:
Yeah, I was there last week. Drop a turf? Hell no!I'll be safe in my Scarborough fortress!
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Charles Seiga - a charming man, warm of heart and full of courage. Charles stayed strong when others fell weak. He formed a strong companionship with Ultra Violet and Suga Dano. Survives to the bitter end... With a fine playboy library
I only have them for the articles....
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A brilliant display of what good thread posting is all about. This is for anyone sick of console debates, girlfriend / boyfriend help, code spammers and boring threads. Sit back and read with envy (like me) and watch the master at work. Well done bc 👏👏👏👏. The call out threads by bus are also tops.
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Nicely done! It's been a great read so far! Hope to see more!
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This is what threads are suppose to be. Should be stuck to the top and be required reading before you can make your first thread. Bravo Cat 👍👍👍👍👍
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vishbume wrote:
😄Lol @ self-flagellation emoji.Mr Big Cat wrote:
Weezaaa! True that,'tis the a stamp of excellence.Your stamps too are much sought after Cat. And BC points of course! Cashing them in for a BJ as I typeeeaeaapppraahh rah rah rahh aaaaaa Ooo oops. Disgusting. I'm a bad person. (Insert self-flagellation emoji)saelo wrote:
You know u are doing good when u get a post from Sealo - WowzaLove Mr Big cat! He always makes me laugh. One of our best posters here.
Missed ya Big Cat! 😘😘😘
Everyone feels the love for that Big Cat. Purrrrrrr....
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Great stories!!!!
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Johnny Cage - a man who remained cool throughout the disaster. Cage decided that of u had to kill Zombies to get by then u should really do it with a little style. Rocking a leather jacket in shades in all weather an all times of day. Cage took to cruising on a motorbike armed with a shot gun only aiming for head shots. Survives for the best part quite comfortable... Well apart from them skinny jeans
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The Accountant - it started all so promising. Fighting along side other badass mother fuckers the accountant proves his worth in the new world. But time took its toll. Witnessing friends and family die became increasingly difficult for him an as such he became more reckless. Eventually finding himself the meat in a zombie sandwich while searching a pub with booze with which he wanted to drown his sorrows
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Missy Jane - don't ask me how, but she never actually got killed by a zombie. She diced with death, and pissed off many ally's and enemies alike, yet she got by. Reckless with others lives but always seemed to come out on top with hers. Missy found her attitude left her lonely though, left on the outskirts of groups and not trusted Missy eventually left never to be seen again. Missing, presumed dinner
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Mr Big Cat could you confirm what happened to Carver..... It's it true as myth states - that after digesting many a Zombie in a short period of time they finally took hold eating him from the inside out?
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Carver - a brave soul, albeit miss guided. It's rumoured that Carver found friends with many groups of survivors but he didn't take well to the hardships of the new world. Carver was caught up by a hoard of obese zombie's while trying to find that elusive last Mars bar in the corner shop
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Add JB wrote:
Dude great minds.... Literally just done himMr Big Cat could you confirm what happened to Carver..... It's it true as myth states - that after digesting many a Zombie in a short period of time they finally took hold eating him from the inside out?
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Warrior - the keys to many survivors success. Warrior lived upto the name. Fearless in the face of danger, saving lives left right and centre. Used the chainsaw to great effect. Feuded with Missy Jane through out and one day went to sleep never to wake... Rumour has it Missy may have been in the area...
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I probably end up with a community of people holding up at alcatraz prison, while at the same time im broadcasting a radio station.
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☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Alas, u wish it was a happy ending. Dunno if I have the heart to tell your tale poor roninI probably end up with a community of people holding up at alcatraz prison, while at the same time im broadcasting a radio station.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Oh but please do me big cat.☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Alas, u wish it was a happy ending. Dunno if I have the heart to tell your tale poor roninI probably end up with a community of people holding up at alcatraz prison, while at the same time im broadcasting a radio station.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
CLOWN ZOMBIES!?!?Cracka / Duair / sabassal - found themselves in a useful and resourceful partnership. Cracka the navagator, directing them to the safest destinations, du and sab were the muscle. Eventually this team met their fate at the hands at a hoard of violent clown zombies.
😜 Mr Big Cat... 👍
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☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
not the first time ive heard that today.Mr Big Cat wrote:
Oh but please do me big cat.☯ƦōƝɪℕ☯ wrote:
Alas, u wish it was a happy ending. Dunno if I have the heart to tell your tale poor roninI probably end up with a community of people holding up at alcatraz prison, while at the same time im broadcasting a radio station.
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