Would you survive a turf wars zombie apocalypse???
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*Cough* *Cough* *Yawn* DO ME!
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In comedy style
So like this?
* I whip out flamethrower
Zombie-" Surely you wont kill us with that?!?!
Me-" Dont call me Shirley"
*I procede to kill zombies
Me-"hmmm? I need to spray paint this place to prove i was here!
*Holds spray can backwards, uses flamethrower
That is probably how it will go done -
And the wild dumees make their appearance. Twas only a matter of time
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
ROFLMFAOOL 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 LOVE ITReaps - a favourite of mine. A man so brave an loyal that even the most rooted in evil willingness to survive found him admirable. Reaps found himself, with friends, held up in a monkey enclosure. Living a hard but honest existence often surrounded by danger but true to his word through out.
Primo Loco - another crazy SOB who many would have bet against in this new world. However Primo proved to have an ability in survival matters and never seemingly went without despite obvious times of hardship. Primo's downfall came out of cockiness unfortunately, primo so confident in their surroundings felt no need to worry about escape routes. Till one day Primo, surrounded by hundreds of Zombies south refuge in the one place that Primo couldn't escape... The bathroom.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Wait would that make me zombie leader?dc one - didn't last all that long. In fact the zombie coming couldn't have come at a worse time for my friend dc... Dc spent an evening loving life and getting smashed... Only to find that the taxi driver entrusted with taking dc home required more than just monetary payment - a pound of flesh was what was needed.
Sir Talk a lot - is a sad tale, a man known for jovial banter became a beastly muncher of human flesh. I don't know how he was turned but he became strong as a zombie, first to scent blood and the first to feed on the innocent. Sir talk a lot became sir eats a lot, his zombie belly bloated with man flesh
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I have a foolproof plan in the case of a zombie apocalypse, it's called Operation Z.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Wait...I live!?Sgt Mayday - god knows how he did it, but he survives. Calamity after calamity , mistake after mistake. While others about him perished he carried on plodding along, rumour has it he spent time with many of the key players in this zombie story. Seeing cracka, cat and the pokers to name just a few. A rolling stone in every sense
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I wonder who would become the leader of the zombie horde?😲
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ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
I deny poking or knowing of any poking towards this monkey. 🐒👈❓Mr Big Cat wrote:
Yes... But they poked me so much that I had to run away. My body is covered with poke marks🙊👈ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
Are u not the same monkey man that recommended these monkey pokers seek sanctuary in the zoo?Mr Big Cat wrote:
JB - a man of mystery throughout. A man that took on responsibility for those around him and those whom he trusted ... And yet ... When the coast was clear would often make his temporary escape. Some believe to gather his thoughts. Others believe to mourn lost friends. Survives with a group of allies who interestingly base themselves in a monkey enclosure at a zoo - for 'security' reasonsThis means that I was in the story!🐵🐒🙈🙉🙊
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
I died reading the end lolSealo - a sweetheart of the zombie world. Cared for all that came her way and refused to see anything other than the good in human nature. Formed and interesting alliance with Twfc and they acted as her hired muscle.
Random Bloke - led a rabble of rouges through the new world. Raping and pillaging their way through towns on a manner which would have impressed the most violent of Viking warriors. RB however remained a cut above the rest. Realising this life was not sustainable he formed a strong alliance and friendship with Sealo. Which had mutual.... Benefits
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I can't wait to read this when I get off
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YOU wrote:
When I say that, I mean workI can't wait to read this when I get off
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Always the quiet ones you need to watch out for
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Add JB wrote:
This it blasphemy! I seen it with my own two eyes!!! And I felt it tooϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
I deny poking or knowing of any poking towards this monkey. 🐒👈❓Mr Big Cat wrote:
Yes... But they poked me so much that I had to run away. My body is covered with poke marks🙊👈ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
Are u not the same monkey man that recommended these monkey pokers seek sanctuary in the zoo?Mr Big Cat wrote:
Blahblehdyblahblahbla I ran out of room so I took this outThis means that I was in the story!🐵🐒🙈🙉🙊
🙊👈😲 u didnt see it cuz u have no eyes -
whette fartze wrote:
jerks to big cat threads.I can't wait to read this when I get off
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Excellent read Mr BC. 😹👍
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Thank you for the honorary mention. Great thread, people dont speak of your amazing threads for no reason!
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certusd wrote:
Stop talking bout yourselfAlways the quiet ones you need to watch out for
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Dumee?
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
✋whette fartze wrote:
jerks to big cat threads.I can't wait to read this when I get off
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So wait
If I get trapped in the bathroom did I die? -
Primo Loco wrote:
Unfortubately so primo.... Your body is discovered some time later... Untouched by zombies but cuddlin up to the toilet bowlSo wait
If I get trapped in the bathroom did I die? -
Mr Big Cat wrote:
Toilet bowl 😂😂😂😂 I would atleast figured he would be laying in the bathtub !Primo Loco wrote:
Unfortubately so primo.... Your body is discovered some time later... Untouched by zombies but cuddlin up to the toilet bowlSo wait
If I get trapped in the bathroom did I die? -
☠🔥G8🔥☠ wrote:
duair wrote:
Always a good read 👍
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Excelsior mafia wrote:
You would have thought that aye... Primo's logic is different to that of a normal person ;)Mr Big Cat wrote:
Toilet bowl 😂😂😂😂 I would atleast figured he would be laying in the bathtub !Primo Loco wrote:
Unfortubately so primo.... Your body is discovered some time later... Untouched by zombies but cuddlin up to the toilet bowlSo wait
If I get trapped in the bathroom did I die? -
Yo! What about me?
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Certusd - now this dude managed to enjoy the zombie world. No longer restricted to a 9-5 lifestyle Cert broke lose. Followed RB through the worse times but then struck out solo. Finding himself fast cars and big guns to play with. Cert eventually found himself in a range rover dealership tryin to Hotwire the latest model, alas.... He didn't check the back seat. He managed to escape from imminent death but aware that he would soon become 'one of them' decided to top himself in a booze binge.
BATSMURF - this poor fellow didn't see it coming. He'd just been the to shop to by himself a few sweets and was enjoying a lollipop as he strolled home - content with life. Then WHAM a car mounts the curb and drives through good old Bat. The car was fleeing a horrific scene but at the time Bat didn't know that. Bat avoided the horrors of the new world in this sad tale
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Enlightenment me big cat ! Excelsior mafia can only go ever higher at at time of apocalypse 😜
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Do me! I really like this so far!
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Frosty:) wrote:
☠🔥G8🔥☠ wrote:
duair wrote:
Always a good read 👍
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