Would you survive a turf wars zombie apocalypse???
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
LMFAO!Oh ho-ho-hoo think your funny, killing me off.
Im gonna be the one that kills you, remember that 😜Good read, BC. Up to your normal high standards - applause👏👍👍👍(note my extra arm/thumb)
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Cracker-Jagger wrote:
Fuck off attention whore!Do me! I really like this so far!
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Tiger - alas, this is a sad story. Probably the best equipt of all survivors. Hoarding weapons and supplies early on to ensure survival. Tiger did however have a tendency to think too highly of his skills to repair. Following a fault to his trusty flame thrower (a weapon which disposed of many a zombie) Tiger decided to patch it up with a bit of duct tape, an unwise move. Next time he used the device a ball of flame erupted. So large it could be seen miles around. And that was it for good old tiger - too many viewed episodes of home improvement perhaps.
GRIMM - now this dude survived, but only just. If there was danger he'd some how find it. A bit of a shit magnet. Hoards of Zombie's chasing him, rabbid dogs follow him an yet alive he was. It's believed Grimm forged a strong friendship with Turf Warrior and together they survived all which was thrown at them
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ℒƬ. ʗøℒʊℳℬɵ wrote:
LT. Columbo had an exciting existence in the new world. While the early drama's played out LT found himself near a military compound and as such acquired a tank. He took great pleasure in squashing many a zombie but alas LT didn't check the fuel gage on the regular. Unfortunately for him his tank ran low on fuel during his rampage leaving him stuck in side hiding for the angry hoards... Eventually LT buckled and tried to make a run for it... Consumed within seconds of leaving the safety of the vehicleMay I kindly ask if you could do me?
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◢☠jͥoͫƎ☠◣ wrote:
Joe spent much of the Zombie apocalypse running and only fighting when he had to. It made more sense to be quick on foot than fight endless battles using up valuable energy. J stayed safe by avoiding urban areas and settling in the woodland where natural food sources were available. Rumour has it he still remains in the forest, safe from the hoardsClass👌
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Another great read MR BC! This is why I check the forums daily, sometimes you find great threads (not to often, as you know)
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Hahaha 😘 you know that in any apocalypse you are always welcome to my place that is stocked with only the best of alcoholic drinks.Messrine - no1 really knows what happened to good old mess. Rumour has it he jumped on a boat and sailed the world and died full of happiness - and cider.
Queen Nicole - generic badass women. Survived this new world bravely and found herself gaining many admirers. A warrior of every day folk taking time to protect those who needed.
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You are the best thread maker ever on tw so never leave excellent thread bc 👏👏👏
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First thread ive read after not playing regularily for a month. I come on hourly now.
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Thinking cap on.... Ready for more
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Give to 'em Cat 😺Thinking cap on.... Ready for more
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Thanks BC!
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Lefthook - what a beast LH kicked arse and took names. A remarkable story I remember the most. Lefthook received a bite mark to the left hand, without a moments hesitation - wham - sliced the hand off. Remarkable before the infection spread. Healed by Sealo lefthook recovered with a fancy, shiny new hook where the left hand once was
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
You must be mistaken I was getting home from buying Lego and I was skipping home.BATSMURF - this poor fellow didn't see it coming. He'd just been the to shop to by himself a few sweets and was enjoying a lollipop as he strolled home - content with life. Then WHAM a car mounts the curb and drives through good old Bat. The car was fleeing a horrific scene but at the time Bat didn't know that. Bat avoided the horrors of the new world in this sad tale
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How lovely.
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Mannyshki - often a story that's over looked. When all kicked off Manny was at the shopping centre rather bemused as many people seemed to be running to their destinations. Manny buckled to peer pressure and joined the running masses with no sense of direction or purpose. Alas Manny followed the crowd to the wrong end of the shopping complex where death awaited. At least 25 Zombies were there feasting on bodies. It was too late for manny to run any further, the seemingly dead bodies on the floor sprung to life an lunged at manny, eventually over whelmed manny succumbed. Rumour has it a Zombie fitting Manny's description can be found in the apple store within the complex staring at the products on show
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Muggers - what a badass!! Muggers spent much of the initial stages fighting with Twfc against the zombie hoards but grew tiresome of their bickering ways. Muggers left one night, unknown to his companions. Muggers became a lone warrior fighting all things zombie, choosing to visit built up areas to kill as many as possible. Taking great pride in the belief that the more zombies muggers killed the more lives of the innocent muggers may save.
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🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
Lawrence is awesome. Not evil. I dont know where that came from hahaha.Lawrence turning evil? Impossible.
Nice thread. It's good to see you. Unfortunately this thread will soon be infected with please saying "oh! Pick me!" ad "do me!" (that's what she said btw).Anyways we all know I'll just talk the zombies into going the other way.
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Ohhh and do me.
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I'll be safe in my Scarborough fortress!
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Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrgle!
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Do NICK lol
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Lmao xD that sucksPrimo Loco wrote:
Unfortubately so primo.... Your body is discovered some time later... Untouched by zombies but cuddlin up to the toilet bowlSo wait
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Lmao these threads always bring out the worst of themCracker-Jagger wrote:
Fuck off attention whore!Do me! I really like this so far!
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Good to know I survived the apocalypse but undoing my fly's is quite the challenge!Lefthook - what a beast LH kicked arse and took names. A remarkable story I remember the most. Lefthook received a bite mark to the left hand, without a moments hesitation - wham - sliced the hand off. Remarkable before the infection spread. Healed by Sealo lefthook recovered with a fancy, shiny new hook where the left hand once was
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Swags - a true master of disguise. Swags adapted their character to best suite the situation. Spending time between badass pillagers stealing to get by whilst still caring for others. Swags found no permanent residence. Hopping around avoiding trouble where possible. Swags current where abouts are unknown
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
The one time duct tape isnt the answerTiger - alas, this is a sad story. Probably the best equipt of all survivors. Hoarding weapons and supplies early on to ensure survival. Tiger did however have a tendency to think too highly of his skills to repair. Following a fault to his trusty flame thrower (a weapon which disposed of many a zombie) Tiger decided to patch it up with a bit of duct tape, an unwise move. Next time he used the device a ball of flame erupted. So large it could be seen miles around. And that was it for good old tiger - too many viewed episodes of home improvement perhaps.
GRIMM - now this dude survived, but only just. If there was danger he'd some how find it. A bit of a shit magnet. Hoards of Zombie's chasing him, rabbid dogs follow him an yet alive he was. It's believed Grimm forged a strong friendship with Turf Warrior and together they survived all which was thrown at them
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U forgot viper! And me
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ϻ⌬₪Ҝ⅀⑂ͥᵑ❷Ҭ⋓⚔ƹↁʘ wrote:
You probably slipped on a banana peelU forgot viper! And me
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Hahaha without a doubt 😂Jonny O - a cool customer, zombie's were not his weakness. For they were just inconveniences in his quest for the perfect cuppa joe made by a busty wench. Jonny met his maker at the hands of a busty blonde zombie in a ... Starbucks uniform...
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