Would you survive a turf wars zombie apocalypse???
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A terrifying apocalyptic world falls upon the people of turf wars. Fear runs rife amoungst or fellow turfer's.... Will they survive... Will you survive?? Fortunately I am all knowledgable and know the answers u crave. I know who shall perish and who has the testicular fortitude to survive.
Do u die a hero? Or survive like a rat stealing from others to get by...
Carry on reading to find out.
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Vishbume - unfortunately for Vish his artistic flair and love for others does not prove compatible with this new world. He fights the good fight but eventually this good man is consumed by a heard of Nurse uniform glad zombie's. His death ain't swift or pretty. But the small child he lost his life to save shall always remember his kindness.
HAVOC - the first to arm himself against not only the Zombie's but also fellow survivors. HAVOC lived through much of the bad times but found himself drawn into drink an paranoia. Tired of having his trust betrayed he destroys his food stores and goes out in a blaze of selfish glory. Death by his own hand
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Nurse uniform zombies over here too please... Nice post cat
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OTB - survives to the bitter end. More out of spite than anything else. A man who laughs in the face of the danger faced every day. Always a joke to be found through the horrors before him. Saves many but not everyone he cares for. Known by many as a saviour of souls.
Das - survives through treachery and deceit. Never afraid to put themselves before their 'allies'. Sole intention is survival and cares not for the burden of caring about others. A true survivor but perhaps not the most respected due to their actions
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JB - a man of mystery throughout. A man that took on responsibility for those around him and those whom he trusted ... And yet ... When the coast was clear would often make his temporary escape. Some believe to gather his thoughts. Others believe to mourn lost friends. Survives with a group of allies who interestingly base themselves in a monkey enclosure at a zoo - for 'security' reasons
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Exile - a brave soul who fought valiantly to his bitter end. Wrongfully intrusted his life to a turfer of poor moralistic values. As Ex looked to save his companions he struck a deal with Das, only to be double crossed and make the ultimate sacrifice.
Turfa - fought long an hard. Surviving many hard ships. Remarkably turfa's demise took place during a time of relative safety. He had found trust worthy companions and found a safe haven where they could lie low... Then one evening he left... Never to return. Only weeks later did they learn of his fate. Walking around a local town - clearly infected. Carrying an arm he has seemingly won off of another
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Messrine - no1 really knows what happened to good old mess. Rumour has it he jumped on a boat and sailed the world and died full of happiness - and cider.
Queen Nicole - generic badass women. Survived this new world bravely and found herself gaining many admirers. A warrior of every day folk taking time to protect those who needed.
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💩💩Rug💩💩 - an interesting tale. He didn't make it. We know that, but by god did he get close. A man of ingenuity unrivalled. A favorite story told by many survivors is that of a man whom covered himself in sewage to be less 'edible'... Believe it or not, it worked. Somewhat of a folk law legend
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I find it hard to believe most of these people survive the Zombie hoards when they can't even take down a Spider. 😜
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Always a good read 👍
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Brue - the axe man - falls a terrible fate. One of the first to discover that his town is infested... The hard way. Notices a small child fall to the floor in some pain... Rushes over to assist, only to find his helping hand acquire some teeth marks. Fearful he ran away, only to turn some hours later.
RT - a rum drinking son of a gun. Lived a long time through the horrors of this new world. His death an odd situation. He was consumed while trying to acquire more rum for his companions. Some say this task was besotted to him following a losing hand at poker to Killnchill - I can neither confirm nor deny
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Cracka / Duair / sabassal - found themselves in a useful and resourceful partnership. Cracka the navagator, directing them to the safest destinations, du and sab were the muscle. Eventually this team met their fate at the hands at a hoard of violent clown zombies.
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
🐒👈JB - a man of mystery throughout. A man that took on responsibility for those around him and those whom he trusted ... And yet ... When the coast was clear would often make his temporary escape. Some believe to gather his thoughts. Others believe to mourn lost friends. Survives with a group of allies who interestingly base themselves in a monkey enclosure at a zoo - for 'security' reasons
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Haha, these are great. Always great reading stuff you post.
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Sealo - a sweetheart of the zombie world. Cared for all that came her way and refused to see anything other than the good in human nature. Formed and interesting alliance with Twfc and they acted as her hired muscle.
Random Bloke - led a rabble of rouges through the new world. Raping and pillaging their way through towns on a manner which would have impressed the most violent of Viking warriors. RB however remained a cut above the rest. Realising this life was not sustainable he formed a strong alliance and friendship with Sealo. Which had mutual.... Benefits
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Unknown Assassin - a remarkable tale. Survived much of the zombie onslaught alone. Opting for a policy of 'look after number 1'. No significant enemies (other than the hoard of undead) yet one night, while UA slept a masked stranger snuck into UA's camp and poisoned the water supply. UA, oblivious to this, woke up an had a morning cuppa... By the time UA realised it had been tampered with it was too late.
Lawrence - an interesting character. Went from being known for his nice attitude and charm to an evil afraid vindictive man. Some believe he coped terribly with this new world and it was his survival technique, others said he was mean to the core.... He generated a habit of sneaking into others camps and stealing resources
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
OTB survives to the end out of spite😂😂OTB - survives to the bitter end. More out of spite than anything else. A man who laughs in the face of the danger faced every day. Always a joke to be found through the horrors before him. Saves many but not everyone he cares for. Known by many as a saviour of souls.
Das - survives through treachery and deceit. Never afraid to put themselves before their 'allies'. Sole intention is survival and cares not for the burden of caring about others. A true survivor but perhaps not the most respected due to their actions
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Wish I was known to have a story done on me! Great read mr big cat!
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Jonny O - a cool customer, zombie's were not his weakness. For they were just inconveniences in his quest for the perfect cuppa joe made by a busty wench. Jonny met his maker at the hands of a busty blonde zombie in a ... Starbucks uniform...
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Mad Hatter - a brave nutcase who kicked arse for the sake of doing it. Gained a reputation for choosing hand to hand combat over conventional weapons - hence people believe him to be mad as a hatter. Eventual bit off more than he could chose and found himself disembowelled at the hands of 10 elderly lady zombies.
Charles Seiga - a charming man, warm of heart and full of courage. Charles stayed strong when others fell weak. He formed a strong companionship with Ultra Violet and Suga Dano. Survives to the bitter end... With a fine playboy library
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duair wrote:
Always a good read 👍
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Taz - survives independently for a long long time. Floating between groups making the most of the resources around. Taz became reckless as time went on, travelling log distances and refusing to take the safe routes. Believed to have got lost in the Forest of Dean and died of starvation.
Crazy Redneck - a badass by anyone's view. Known as a crazy son of a bitch to both allies and foes. It was even muted that Zombies would hear his battle cry and flee from the impending danger. Met his downfall at the hands of a member of Twfc following a drunken disagreement
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Oh ho-ho-hoo think your funny, killing me off.
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Zraygo - a badass in anyone's book in a normal time, but this is no normal time. After a series of terrible decisions and bad luck Zray find it hard to cope. Zray becomes increasingly aggressive and is overwhelmed with hatred for Zombies. Rather than go quietly Zray go hell for leather killing hundreds in a 48hr blood bath. Overwhelmed with tiredness eventually succumbed to the hoards but with a sadistic smile on their face
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Mr Big Cat - remains awesome throughout - finds lots of rum and hot women - lives to the wipe old age of 200. The end ;)Oh ho-ho-hoo think your funny, killing me off.
Im gonna be the one that kills you, remember that 😜 -
Mr Big Cat wrote:
Would you sleep through it?🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Mr Big Cat - remains awesome throughout - finds lots of rum and hot women - lives to the wipe old age of 200. The end ;)Oh ho-ho-hoo think your funny, killing me off.
Im gonna be the one that kills you, remember that 😜 -
Mr Big Cat wrote:
🙈🙉🙊Exile - a brave soul who fought valiantly to his bitter end. Wrongfully intrusted his life to a turfer of poor moralistic values. As Ex looked to save his companions he struck a deal with Das, only to be double crossed and make the ultimate sacrifice.
Turfa - fought long an hard. Surviving many hard ships. Remarkably turfa's demise took place during a time of relative safety. He had found trust worthy companions and found a safe haven where they could lie low... Then one evening he left... Never to return. Only weeks later did they learn of his fate. Walking around a local town - clearly infected. Carrying an arm he has seemingly won off of another
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Primo Loco wrote:
A fair chunk. Awaking when necessary to refuel.Mr Big Cat wrote:
Would you sleep through it?🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Mr Big Cat - remains awesome throughout - finds lots of rum and hot women - lives to the wipe old age of 200. The end ;)Oh ho-ho-hoo think your funny, killing me off.
Im gonna be the one that kills you, remember that 😜Good to hear from u Primo :)
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I would nuke those buggers
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Mr Big Cat wrote:
Same here 😼Primo Loco wrote:
A fair chunk. Awaking when necessary to refuel.Mr Big Cat wrote:
Would you sleep through it?🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Mr Big Cat - remains awesome throughout - finds lots of rum and hot women - lives to the wipe old age of 200. The end ;)Oh ho-ho-hoo think your funny, killing me off.
Im gonna be the one that kills you, remember that 😜Good to hear from u Primo :)
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