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Dictionary first edition to follow.
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Welcome to this first edition of the TW verbs/adjectives.
It is, as yet, incomplete.
Big Cat Mr. : to appear and beguile a captive audience then vanish into thin air.
Example: He must have big catted off with the loot.
Bruenor: to silence an argument with an axe.
Example: He was bruenored to with an anus hair of his life.
Charlie Siega: to maintain,quip,nurture and maim.
Ex: ...he reset.somebody charlie siegaed him.
Grimm: to release oneself.
Stupid app.Some veteran has virtually jizzed all over my avatar.
Gtr36: meaning argue without fear of reprisals.
Ex: I respect that guy. He is constantly gtr36ing.
Far side: to be master of key words. She was wooed by his powers of far sidedness.
Havoc: ... Self explanatory!
Johnny O: haircut
Jon Allen: well informed.
You better get Jon Allened before you go on the GD. -
Khal: to be observant and sharp. She is a khal wench.
Knight:adjective: to be aware at all levels of your mind.
That dude is hard to fool. He must be very knighted.
Mr.71VWBUS: the ability to out-rap/ a gifted tongue.
That Coolio sure can mr.71vwbus.
Muggers: to be ever watchful.
Shhh my childer,or the mugger's will slay you in your tiny beds as ye doth sleep.
Man,the: to have a Magnificant shine. Fuckkk, that's some serious the man off that car.
Marilyn: to be fair and guzzle vast quantities of beers all the while.
You spilt me pint but I'm going to marilyn it off.
Maddhatter: violent in a gentle kind of way. Little Timmy lovingly staved in Bobby's head. He is a real cute Maddhatter.
Mob N'Rob/ admiral May/Jerry Balls:to impart news.
Nasty Legcacy: indicating a meteoric rise.
Hey honey, I think the Viagra works!
OTB:noun meaning to be original,tough and looked up to.
PocketRR: to have vast reserves of energy.
I'm so pockedrred that I sleep only 1 hour a day! -
Rudgicus: lord of the nether world/poops nugget of gold./liquid gold.
I shouldn't of had that curry last night love. Saint Rudge is upon me.
Saelo: a compliment meant as a warning also.
My dear, may I say you look quite saeloing today..... Oh, and where should I bury your nan.
Swagger: to change to the true course.
I was heading to Tiffany's gaff when the missus spied me. Didn't take me long to swagger home.
Taz: to release burps,belches and befuddle the opposition.
Burp, zzzzpppp -
The BIg Jake; (N) - a cockling designed to instill confidence in the micro mob sized male.
Ex. - despite regrettably having had sexual relations with him on many occasions previously, Addi still got excited at the peospect of helping DAS put on his Big Jake cock ring
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To funky buffalo or simply to funk: to strike out at a bee hive with a hissop stick.
I'm going to funk that troupe of card players after I grimmed on them. -
To FreeMason: discover and eradicate vermin through a 5 point plan.
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Johnny O - (often abreviated to JO.). (adj): the water logged appearance the scrotum takes on after being submerged in water for an extended period of time, particularly in a hot tub.
After a long night of gay porn and colt 45, Hard Core capped off the evening with the unfortunate decession to take a relaxing soak in the local Turkish bath house hot tub. To his shear horror, panic & rage began to set in as he woke to the whispers of JO, JO with horrified fingers of onlookers pointing towards his hideously water logged nether regions.
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Vandaley: to be depressed and waiting to be entertained.
"...eat your good norishing gruel.There are done gruel seepings for desert.Why the vandelay face?"
Karas: to be positive.
" mmmm, NOM NOM . I fucking live that tasty gruel. Please mam, may I have some more?". -
Razorback: to skulk and peer intent on seeing people in compromising situations.
Ex: She felt his manhood throb and was near to ecstasy when she spied the greedy tree-knot eyes razorbacking her from behind the closet door.The money shot was scuppered. -
Boar: (V) to cause disinterest in another.
As !!keeley hazell was not available in the GD, many male players grew boared and searched elsewhere
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G8: to be fair and straightforward.
Ex:
Old man At bus-stop: " That little tasty little strumpet jumped the queue".
Lady at the back within earshot :" To be G8, she has a face like a well slapped arse,all moist and liver like,and you're wrong for she is a he who happens to be pick pocketing". -
Thank god I'm not in the dictionary then
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This thread has been long overdue. 😹👍
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👏👏 well written 😄
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Man,the: to have a Magnificant shine.
Fuckkk, that's some serious the man off that car.
😂 That fact that I shave my head makes this even funnier. 🍻
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vishbume wrote:
😆😆😆Razorback: to skulk and peer intent on seeing people in compromising situations.
Ex: She felt his manhood throb and was near to ecstasy when she spied the greedy tree-knot eyes razorbacking her from behind the closet door.The money shot was scuppered. -
Kind sir if I was wearing a cap at present be sure it would truly be doth'd.
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👆 Sticky request
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Semtex:an alloy of pugilism and harmony executed through verbiage.
Ex: That gent yonder ,standing by the rotten fruit seller, blows a fine ditty with his horn pipe into your ear causing enlightenment and deafness.He is a trifle semtexy.
Belial: adverb/adjective:One who expounds on the right of free speech through censure.
The Minister invited the reporters to quote him belialy.
Tweek: to flavour meat with a pinch of arsenic humanely.
Ex: "Honey,I've just tweeked your stew".
Skysthelimit: to fight against the odds and win superbly.
Kilgore Trout/KT-22: denoting the presence of a rich gathering of friends.
Ex: the coalition government were surprisingly troutful.
BellaItaliana:moonstruck.
Example taken from newspaper: The girl was allowed to leave quarantine,though highly infected, by a bellaitalianaied guard. -
Finlay:fucked.
Ex: The snotty nosed kid croaked and gulped noisily.He then spotted the branch rammed down his throat. He then knew that he was finlayed.
Messrine: to have a supreme command of expression that leaves listeners in awe. A gift of a higher order.
Sadsam: ease in telling jokes.
Greenman: Enlightenment through the strange and weird. -
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Bigshirley:adjective: embittered,discontentment or the copious presence if bile/vomit:
Bigshirley moistened the lips,proceeded to dribble down the voluminous chin then spew violently across the clientele.Finally the drunkard keeled over and was left face down in the bigshirley juice.
22much4u: to wantonly soil your breeches with little or no inclination or effort made to change them. -
New Breed: to stroke/caress and whisper niceties whilst embezzling.
Ex: "Why,I do believe Harold that that good fellow has just pulled the plug on Aunt Philomena and snatched her purse all the whilst".
Harold responds glibly,"That lovely chap must have new breeded the olde bitch". -
ĭĉëɱȁɲȋǟή🇬🇧 wrote:
Icemanian: strength through conviction. To trounce/soundly spank/ give a drubbing to a fool for spouting bullshit.Thank god I'm not in the dictionary then
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To Smokemonster: to pound on a door knocking it down in the process.
Wegsies: adjective: denotes the gaining of strength over time through honest channels.
Legion: to be discerning and chary.Well meaning/Likeable.
Mickey Dunn: to be gargantuan.
Ex: Giant Haystacks the wrestler wasn't just massive. He was Mickey Dunn.
Danny MFC: to denote Politeness/Aware/Pleasant/Strength/Loyalty all in one.
Benjy:synonym for gentleman warlord. -
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!Charger! wrote:
!Charger!: The action of protecting those who wrongly carbomb a player for no reason, all while getting their head handed to them on a golden platter. Ex: Hitler was constantly a !Charger! During World War Two.💍 Me
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👆👆Giant Haystacks!! 😂😂😂😂
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fantastic thread vishbume. sticky plz.
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Vishbume: to say something so extraordinarily witty that you can't help but to admire it
Ex: nobody ever vishbumes on YouTube comments
Vishbume vishbumed everywhere in here!
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