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Please do mine please oh please
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I'm not in it😔😁
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dumees abound
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vishbume wrote:
Definition of moonstruck: mentally deranged, supposedly by the influence of the moon; crazed.BellaItaliana:moonstruck.
Example taken from newspaper: The girl was allowed to leave quarantine,though highly infected, by a bellaitalianaied guard.The fuck?
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Shaggly Razors: to have a big nose ie:
"he's got a massive Shaggly Razors"
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ℬeƖƖɑIƗɑƖiɑɳɑ wrote:
Moonstruck with Love.vishbume wrote:
Definition of moonstruck: mentally deranged, supposedly by the influence of the moon; crazed.BellaItaliana:moonstruck.
Example taken from newspaper: The girl was allowed to leave quarantine,though highly infected, by a bellaitalianaied guard.The fuck?
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Messrine: To say something profound
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Ghetto Monstazz: to have knowledge thrust upon without compunction.
The normally tight-lipped Don Sopato ghetto mobstazzed the the fish monger as to where he had buried Thadderberry the rat Wilson. -
ThatTallKid_ wrote:
The editor's face creases as if it had smelt a dead rat.I'm not in it😔😁
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Add: RARE wrote:
Add Rare:assiduous/persevering.Please do mine please oh please
Ex: The pimp ran a rare campaign for the rights to the street. -
Tech™ ︻┳テ=一 :synergy.
Combined mights of diplomacy and strength.
The Tech allowed the flaccid flute to blow a tune once again. -
ØᎦᏌ✴ᏀᏌᎽ: to be at once amiable,swift and acute.
Ex: The judge was about to pass the death sentence when the dangerous mentally unstable serial killer interrupted with something to say.
The judge freed him that very day being much impressed by his Osu-guyedness. -
Certusd:adjective implying immense power.
Ex:"There is a Certusd under my hood" would gain many glances of both envy and admiration. -
"The Man" wrote:
Lol... The Chrome Dome!Man,the: to have a Magnificant shine.
Fuckkk, that's some serious the man off that car.
😂 That fact that I shave my head makes this even funnier. 🍻
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Vishbume: word smith/gloriously witty
Ex: the comedians punch lines were amazingly vishbumeyGrimm: enjoys the female form/fap animal
Ex: Keeley has wonderous breasticles,time for solo time and Grimm one outRSXJR: great company/genuinely pleasant fellow
Ex: we enjoyed many beverages together,my friend is a great RSXJRHavoc: scary world dominating type/big cuddly pussy cat
Ex: "who's done that big turd in my shoe?"
"Naughty boy havoc....bad kitty"Whette fartz: to shart uncontrollably with pant staining accuracy
Ex: damn it,I've just let out a tommy squeaker and whette fartz me selfMr71vwbus: to brighten up your day/a vehicle with a sink
Ex:I've just won £2 on a scratch card,that's mr71vwbused this miserable saturday -
Nobody did mine😔
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Chris-boris: happy go lucky lad/fellow Subaru enthusiast
Ex: did you just see that? He just punched a cow in the face! He's a chris-boris typeBenny bad eyes: northern brother/enjoys a poo hot water bottle
Ex: damn...the great outdoors is freezing,I better crap in some clingfilm and make a benny bad eyesElliott-s: TW warlord/super lad
Ex: I've just sodding lost 100 turfs,I've been well and truly ElliottedFallacy: witty individual/enjoys boobies especially larger/gigantic women
Ex: wow,she must weigh half a ton,look at the fallacys on that -
Lol this thread 😂😂😂
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I'm willing to give my name up to this, go crazy on making a definition ( should be easy ) but don't go too crazy. Have fun kiddos
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Nick: to create something outstanding or supernatural
Ex: In the beginning, God made the water, the land, plants and animals. When it was done, he proclaimed,"Wow, I really nicked that one." -
Mr. Buttwipe: to clean ones poo Shute/to remove tomato sauce from rear trouser area
Ex: "damn it Brian,what have I told you about eating a burger over my chair,get me a cloth I need to mr.buttwipe myself" -
Drab Ttip,to: to tea-bag with reckless abandon.This involves the placement of the scrotum upon another's upturned face.The "couching" of a bag in each eye socket requires some expertise.Shanking and crop-dusting can be added to "pepper" the experience according to tastes.
"Good morning Mrs.Thatch",greeted old Nancy Berry as both ran into each other in the frozen foods' section."You don't look the best", Nancy continued.
"Ahhh,How could I?",Croaked Mrs.Thatch."That Mike Rotch called in for some crumpet and milk last night and ended up drab ttipping me 'till the wee morning", she declared wiping a snot onto her sleeve,"and thrilling in answer to my groans".
"The fiend", cried Nancy enviously. -
Greenmanxphile/Greenman/Green: adjective implying a deep well of information. To be knowledgeable about the weird/strange/political/anythingto with conspiracy both the profound and entertaining.Deep erudition.
Ex: To be FBI, you must be greenable. -
vishbume wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Razorback: to skulk and peer intent on seeing people in compromising situations.
Ex: She felt his manhood throb and was near to ecstasy when she spied the greedy tree-knot eyes razorbacking her from behind the closet door.The money shot was scuppered. -
This is great. Well done Vish cracking read
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There isn't mutch you can do with my name is it? :(
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boss ante wrote:
Boss ante or its origin called bosso-antixicon in Equatorian sub-dialect: An action that expresses the ability to squeeze out tears of venomous pus from the eyes with a flourish.Arrow heads are then dipped into these "tears" and shot at miscreants,small monkeys or wild boar.Drawback is the formation of crystals around the tear ducts and gooey shit on the pillow.A noxious spray of this can cause baldness too.There isn't mutch you can do with my name is it? :(
Ex: The sticky eyed boy buying ice lollies in the shop has a sure case of bossy-anteness but a lovely smile. -
This thread is art even though I'm not in it but still pure awesomeness and😂
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The troll: to inflict pain on others Without emotion or regret.
Example: A man mysteriously hit a rock which resulted in a severe knee injury after riding his bike under a bridge. A troll face was left on the support beam.
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Shotta:synonym-drive: This adjective has a disputed origin.English Academics believe that it is derived from the obscure killer "The butcher of Kilmeague". Named Nathan Wadsworth, this killer had a penchant to drive screwdrivers up people and leave a sausage as a call card,winning the title butcher.
Ex: He shotta great birdy in one on the golf course today.
.................... BUT.................
Academics from Egypt claim the adjective comes from the Polish explorer turned guru, Pau Shottavaski.
Pau Shottavaski achieved some fame from his looting of mummified remains.He would tear open the bandages and remove loincloths from the desiccated remains which more often than not meant its destruction. These were boiled down and bottled as "Shotta's magiks" said to charge the consumer with regality.Newly Impoverished and Incensed clients chased Shottavaski with intent to pole axe him.
Now word shotta means just that- to pole axe!
Ex: The criminal was shotta on the spot.
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