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• ★SHOTTΛ★ Oct 18, 2012

  Lol love that Shotta one. Nuff respect bro.
• Visɧɓuɱe Oct 18, 2012

  brocklesby bomb: As comely girls augment the verisimilitude of any event so brocklesby bomb lights up any scene.This word transmits the idea of being a beacon to anyone seeking succour and any audience would walk away enrichened and appreciative.
  Example taken from an olde news-cutting from the late 17 century:
  The slaves were recaptured and put in irons by the capstan where their right hands were cleanly cut off.The smell of cauterized wounds could not dampen their spirits for Captain Mayerling walked amongst them telling jokes all the while.He was the brocklesby bomb of the party.Such was his charm that the slaves renewed their indentures and told of where their as yet uncaptured colleagues and family were hiding.
• BrocklesbyBomb Oct 19, 2012

  Thanks vish. Cant believe you know me so well 😹😹
• Visɧɓuɱe Oct 19, 2012

  Noun:Fartexiconated,abbreviated to fartex.
  When one goes to the loo for ablutions and pushes out a "gorilla finger" owing to the uncanny resemblance to said animal's digits.These sometimes can be quite long and fat. The shock value of spying such a thing ( from such a big creature) emanating,poke or flick out of your mudflap is considerable.Could the animal be a lodger?
  Ex: "Mommy,mommy, mommy.... Timbo has run out of the toilet with his tail between his legs,screaming,the coward.He had said he was going to drop a few kids off at the pool and went in whistling".
  "Squeeze out a turtle head?", asked the mother patiently.
  All the child could do was whimper a yes shaking violently from the image that blotted out all else.
  The mother saw the discarded length, cooed softly for Timbo was just like her loving husband... A fartexiconator.
• 〓SHЯIИUT〓 Oct 19, 2012

  What the hell does my name mean? I'v always wondered
• boar Oct 19, 2012

  Same
• Visɧɓuɱe Oct 19, 2012

  boar wrote:

  Same
  

  Boar ( BOo err ) :
  What is polite;correct behavior.....
  Well,boar means the exact opposite.
  Ex:The groom's decorum was excellent but he was being quite the boar with the bride's Grand Aunt in the car park.
• Visɧɓuɱe Oct 19, 2012

  ☣ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ☣₅ͣ₅ͩ₂ͩ: a character from the children's storybook "Things rich kids have but you never will".He is what one eyed Raffie the pauper sends to live under Demure Halpin's ( the richest Mommy in town) bed.Fun and frolics follow in this kid's classic.

  "Inspiring": T.Bundy.
  "Without words": The Times.
  "I want to be Shrinut":Anonymous noob.
• 〓Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ〓 Oct 19, 2012

  I'm almost afraid to ask... almost...
• Visɧɓuɱe Oct 19, 2012

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡
  :to fly in the face of logic,not to give in,persist,stubborn,original.
  Zachary Shadowkong was a naturalist both in body and mind.He spoke out against Darwin's origin of the species.He believed that man came out of the primordial slime stained with moral muck.
  An extract from Zachary's 4 page book:
  "Hannibal crossed the alps with Alaric's help but neglected his duty to fight the Napoleon who had teamed up with The rebels and thus I put it to you that we are filthy muckers essentially."
  Despite gaining certain fame and followers amongst the great unwashed,Zachary died a lonely man,broken and filthy in a brothel.
  His name was corrupted to Shawowking much later by denizens of New Carthage who were incapable of pronouncing the letter O.
• Visɧɓuɱe Oct 21, 2012

  Think undoing,blotting out,tearing or knocking down,demolishment,extirpation,pulverization,levelling,razing,flattening or crushing and you come up with the TW word Viper.
  Comes from an excellent fellow who brings class to such endeavors and one would be fortunate indeed to have dealings with. Also this word hints at knowledge of model trains.
• ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ Oct 21, 2012

  DuMee
• fun6754 Oct 21, 2012

  Pick me! Pick me! 😜
• ◾️〓CЯOWLΞY〓◾️ Oct 21, 2012

  Could you make one for me please
• ☠ʗบͭᴙͪsͤɚ☠ Oct 21, 2012

  Me!:)
• Novas Oct 21, 2012

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  I'm almost afraid to ask... almost...
  
• Visɧɓuɱe Oct 21, 2012

  fun6754 wrote:

  Pick me! Pick me! 😜
  

  Fun6754: is anything but what is implied in the name.Attached to the nostril hairs of a saluvian sow from the steppes of Calcutta this parasite secretes foul smelling drops from its abdomen causing its host to sneeze and thus to propugate.Contaminated humans walk around with much snot and silvery slug-like threads on their sleeves.In TW terms,this can mean a glaring presence.
• Visɧɓuɱe Oct 21, 2012

  ᏟᏞᏫNᎬ wrote:

  DuMee
  

  Clone: a figure who drops destructive objects (carbombs,cement boots,etc) onto perceived offenders once piqued.A non-tyro,this person is also famed for his/her largess.
  Ex: Baron Von Mulcht hacked the ears off the clumsy wart-doctor with a razor as he cast coins into the watching crowd.
• Visɧɓuɱe Oct 21, 2012

  Nick17 wrote:

  Could you make one for me please
  

  Nick17 is the latest of a long line of Nicks.Nick01 was the victim of a Vandozzle.Nick02 to Nick07 were forcibly reset by the game developers.Nick08 was seen as an unlucky number and Nick09 was already taken so Nick10 was chosen. This Nick had over 17,000 in mob but had spent all Don-points on defense so Nick11 came about with Don points spent on attack.
  Nick12 was abusive on the GD and had to reset.Nick13 was Likeable and funny until someone (Nick08) carbombed his ass. Nick13 changed his name to Cockman but really wanted Coachman so Nick14 came about.He upset tge Smokemonster and begat Nick15 who begat Nick16.Tgis Nick was odious and everything was about sex and pokemon. Now we have Nick17 who appears to be the perfected model. Roll on 18!
• Visɧɓuɱe Oct 21, 2012

  Captain Sheen wrote:

  Me!:)
  

  Captain Sheen is an expression used to explain setbacks,but is victorious in the end.
  Ex:"I practiced day and night and then some but they still wouldn't let me audition for the band. I feel really cap'n sheened off right now".
  "No worries Bono,that group were shite anyways.Join our group".
• Visɧɓuɱe Oct 21, 2012

  ThatTallKid_ wrote:

  “⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:

  I'm almost afraid to ask... almost...
  

  A condition of being unnaturally tall or lankytitties if you prefer the medical term.Head becomes elongated where the eyes sit just under the hairline. The nose is so long that it stretches from just below the eyes to the base of the chin where the mouth just about fits in.
  Fascinating condition that is almost a shame to cure.
  Nice lad though and his long fingers can punch codes as good as the next.
  In TW terms this means to have a long promising future in the game.
• Visɧɓuɱe Oct 21, 2012

  Mystery: an alloy of wisdom and puissant power.
• Visɧɓuɱe Dec 27, 2012

  Perhaps undeserving of an entry but the new edition has it included. I shall read from it:
  Red Viper- noun
  Red Viperish-adjective
  Synonym-Eric.
  Imagine the long vacuous face of a cod peering up at you,framed by the reeds,unaware of the net that draws ever closer and you catch the analogy.
  Example- Olde Horace, ignoring the cleaver in his wife's arms,asked her one last time in a red viperish manner, "Whose pubes are they that sit cheekily upon my dessert?!".
• 🌾ᏦᎻᎪᏞ🌾 Dec 27, 2012

  Ahh excellent addition my friend. That cant be the only update in the new edition though, can it?
• Visɧɓuɱe Jan 4, 2013

  Maverick to .verb:
  To do a maverick would mean to hop huge distances gaining huge influence all the whilst.
  Example: He mavericked all the way to Alaska and back, taking the Asian route on the return leg.

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