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@Vishbumes ass: do you prefer to be wiped back to front, or front to back?
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Just giving it a twirl now. .... .. ....... ......,....... Starting from the ball-sack and terminating just a smidgin past the old chocolate highway then a rattle side to side,ha, much like a pinball machine! Sibilant whistles and groans,I'm left in a sweat after all that straining and wiping.@Vishbumes ass: do you prefer to be wiped back to front, or front to back?
Excellent question GM. -
A few film quotations with substituted words. Can you guess the film?
1.Luke,I am your plop.
2.I can see dead plops.
3.We're off to see the plop,the wonderful plop of Oz.
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Will add more later.Can you think of some dearest punters? -
1. Father
2.?
3. 2nd plop is land -
1.correct!
2.Wrong
3.Wrong
The winner gets a hand crafted turd, possibly "dove" shaped by the great Rudgicus. -
YOU wrote:
3. 1st is land, 2nd I place1. Father
2.?
3. 2nd plop is land -
YOU wrote:
*is placeYOU wrote:
3. 1st is land, 2nd I place1. Father
2.?
3. 2nd plop is land -
ThatTallKid_ wrote:
You still only got one right.YOU wrote:
*is placeYOU wrote:
3. 1st is land, 2nd I place1. Father
2.?
3. 2nd plop is land -
vishbume wrote:
Damn!, thought I was onto somethingThatTallKid_ wrote:
You still only got one right.YOU wrote:
*is placeYOU wrote:
3. 1st is land, 2nd I place1. Father
2.?
3. 2nd plop is land -
ThatTallKid_ wrote:
All you need is a lucky dip.vishbume wrote:
Damn!, thought I was onto somethingThatTallKid_ wrote:
You still only got one right.YOU wrote:
*is placeYOU wrote:
3. 1st is land, 2nd I place1. Father
2.?
3. 2nd plop is land -
1.Luke,I am your father.
2.I can see dead plople.
3.We're off to see the wizplop,the wonderful plopzard of Oz.
Gets no easier than that.Even a soused munchkin could get it. -
vishbume wrote:
He probably could1.Luke,I am your father.
2.I can see dead plople.
3.We're off to see the wizplop,the wonderful plopzard of Oz.
Gets no easier than that.Even a soused munchkin could get it. -
wizard!
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Ghetto Monstazz wrote:
Bing! Number 2 answered by the great Ghetto Monstazz.wizard!
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Star Wars
"I see dead people" can't remember the film - 6th sense?
We're off to see the wizard, the wonder wizard of oz- Wizard of Oz.
Wish I'd looked in here sooner,
You people need help if you can't get those right -
vishbume wrote:
fist emojiGhetto Monstazz wrote:
Bing! Number 2 answered by the great Ghetto Monstazz.wizard!
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🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:
Incredible isn't it Bruenor.Kids today. Well done sir.Star Wars
"I see dead people" can't remember the film - 6th sense?
We're off to see the wizard, the wonder wizard of oz- Wizard of Oz.
Wish I'd looked in here sooner,
You people need help if you can't get those right -
1. Plop,James Plop.
2.Life is like a box of plop,you never know what you're gonna plop.
3.Frankly my plop,I don't give a plop.
4.It's not the plop in your life that counts,it's the plop in your plops.
5. You ploppin' to me?Well, I'm the only plop here. Who the fuck do you think you're ploppin' to? -
Rustling up a huge turd to be mounted on a plinth with a plaque to the winner,I can't guarantee it will look dovey but most definately will be grand and substantial.
Bonus film related question
1.dont make me plop,you won't like me when I plop -
Thanks Rudge. You add extra gravitas to the affair. Like the prize. Might have that one myself. :-)
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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
Angry?!?! The answer must be angry! What do I win???Rustling up a huge turd to be mounted on a plinth with a plaque to the winner,I can't guarantee it will look dovey but most definately will be grand and substantial.
Bonus film related question
1.dont make me plop,you won't like me when I plop -
Kudos for the effort mr.cat but you seem to have misunderstood the plop game....please re-read and try again....you must take this serious
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Yes BC. But nobody can guess the what the plops substitute. Rud's prize will be sequestered by the organizers.
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Time to tune into a sweet tune.
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We're having a gang bang
We're having a ball
We're having a gang bang
Against the wall
We'd like you to join us
It's part of the fun!
Oh a gang bang is the thing to do
But it takes more than one
A gang bang is a game we play
It's something of joke
It's lots of hokey-pokey
Less hokes and lots of pokes
It's for the girls and for the boys
It livens up the night
It's better when you're crowded
And when you're packed in tight
CHORUS
And now the action's taking place
I'm ready for my fill
It's up to expectations
And it's going further still
But don't be greedy, share it out
It's time to try some more
So find a friend, play the game
That's what a gang bang's for!
CHORUS (x4)
A gang bang is the thing to do
We'd like to give you one -
A tainted mercurial drop traced a path down the leg. Spawned from the all knowing stink-eye,it migrated footwards sending thrills in waves as it sought to propugate and flower.
Nobody saw it commit itself to cloth. Nobody.....Nobody witnessed the tears of the lonesome asshole. -
vishbume wrote:
5 is talking??1. Plop,James Plop.
2.Life is like a box of plop,you never know what you're gonna plop.
3.Frankly my plop,I don't give a plop.
4.It's not the plop in your life that counts,it's the plop in your plops.
5. You ploppin' to me?Well, I'm the only plop here. Who the fuck do you think you're ploppin' to? -
jake rock wrote:
Yes, it is Jake. From Taxi Driver.vishbume wrote:
5 is talking??1. Plop,James Plop.
2.Life is like a box of plop,you never know what you're gonna plop.
3.Frankly my plop,I don't give a plop.
4.It's not the plop in your life that counts,it's the plop in your plops.
5. You ploppin' to me?Well, I'm the only plop here. Who the fuck do you think you're ploppin' to? -
5. Talking, person, talking
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ThatTallKid_ wrote:
A backdoor breeze warbles a YES deftly.5. Talking, person, talking
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