Dumbest question you have ever been asked
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I get asked all the time "what is it like to be a twin?" I return with the question "what is it like to not be a twin because this feels normal to me".
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"where is the restroom?"
The restroom sign is hanging right over my head pointing down a hall. And to add to that, you can see the restrooms if you look down that hall. -
From guys to me:
Why do you like girls?
Or
Why don't you like guys?
My answer is why do/don't you? -
What's the weather like up there?
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When someone comes over: Do you have a bathroom?
Me: Sorry we don't, we shit on the floor. -
I have had shoulder length hair in the past, (I'm a guy FYI), and in the summer I'll get a buzz cut. Then people ask if I got a hair cut....
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"were you born yesterday?"
No dipshit, last week... -
"have you lost weight?" my answer is usually "no, I gave birth to triplets." btw, I'm a guy that lost almost 50 pounds.
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the Anarchist wrote:
hilarious m8"were you born yesterday?"
No dipshit, last week... -
They were sitting there, watching me shoot the target.
When I was done, they stood up, walked over to the target, walked back to me and asked "did you really shoot that?"
All I could do was close my eyes, and walk away. -
A friend called me on my house phone.......and asked me if I was at home 😉
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Someone in my AP Biology class (jr year of high school) asked if rocks are alive.
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Send out a text to all of your friends telling them to call your phone cause you lost it. See what ones call and ash if you've found your phone.
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Haha i forsee myself getting drunk and doing that later for a good laugh :)Send out a text to all of your friends telling them to call your phone cause you lost it. See what ones call and ash if you've found your phone.
When i worked in the winestore i was asked a few different times "what is the difference between red and white wine?"
My response was usually: "Ummmm firstly, one is made with white grapes and one is made with red grapes. Second, we sell copies of 'wine for dummies' if you have any more questions."
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Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
Even though you're answer is correct, I can see why they would be asking those questions. A red wine is generally more bitter than a white, and they could ask a follow-up of "which goes better with steak or seafood?"🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Haha i forsee myself getting drunk and doing that later for a good laugh :)Send out a text to all of your friends telling them to call your phone cause you lost it. See what ones call and ash if you've found your phone.
When i worked in the winestore i was asked a few different times "what is the difference between red and white wine?"
My response was usually: "Ummmm firstly, one is made with white grapes and one is made with red grapes. Second, we sell copies of 'wine for dummies' if you have any more questions."
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👆well obviously. And i am filled with the knowledge to answer those questions but if a customer cant even put 10 seconds of thought into formulating a question that doesnt make them sound like a dipshit then i am gonna treat them like a dipshit
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This item has a half price tag on it, does that mean its half price.
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"Do you have a bathroom?"
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Let's say your a tattoo shop and it's late, not that it matters, someone calls and ask if you are open....
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†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
No! I 💩 in the garage!!"Do you have a bathroom?"
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🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Done.Send out a text to all of your friends telling them to call your phone cause you lost it. See what ones call and ash if you've found your phone.
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Me: do you want your pizza round or square?
Customer: what's the difference? -
Trauger Jogger wrote:
Someone in my AP Biology class (jr year of high school) asked if rocks are alive.
Thats actually a valid question. Did you listen to the answer?
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YOU wrote:
so most people said some variation of "...then how are you texting me?"🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Done.Send out a text to all of your friends telling them to call your phone cause you lost it. See what ones call and ash if you've found your phone.
But my brother called me lol.
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Can I borrow a tissue?
Do I really what it back😝😝
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I was sitting in my math class and we were going over exam review. And this kid randomly interrupted the teacher and asked
"why do apples even have skin??" -
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
YOU wrote:
so most people said some variation of "...then how are you texting me?"🎸₩℣ӈɪƖƖßıƖƖγ🎸 wrote:
Done.Send out a text to all of your friends telling them to call your phone cause you lost it. See what ones call and ash if you've found your phone.
But my brother called me lol.
You could be texting from the Internet.
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Is the $2 scratch off two dollars? No..... It's fifty.... 😒
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༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
I was sitting in my math class and we were going over exam review. And this kid randomly interrupted the teacher and asked
"why do apples even have skin??"Drugs
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Someone in one of my classes asked what a crayon is.
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I have people ask me while I'm at work if we're open, after I answer the intercom asking if there's anything I can get for them. WTF
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