Dumbest question you have ever been asked
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β☈☢Ⓚϵ☊Ϟ¡Ⓛέ☊©ϵ86 wrote:
Omfg lobby full of people on their computers and some "look at me!" jackass asks if we're open. I've gotten to the point where I say "no, they're all janitors."I have people ask me while I'm at work if we're open, after I answer the intercom asking if there's anything I can get for them. WTF
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Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
Same here!! I was asked 'where are you?'A friend called me on my house phone.......and asked me if I was at home 😉
I told him I was at his mums place... -
Ok I'm sitting there texting and someone walks up a complete stranger and asks "hey do u have a phone" so I was like "umm no I just found this one.."
Then he walks away going "cool cool...." I was like he's on crack... -
I was playing a game and my sister came into the room watched me for 5 minutes and asked" are you playing a game"
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My mom tells me to take out the trash.... 5min. Later "Martin where is the trash?"
"I took it out"
"why did you take it out!?"
"You told me too!"
"no I did not"
I can never win against my mother. -
Ok when I was in the Navy there was about a year we were in dry dock, so when lunch time would come around we would all walk from ship out of the dry dock area over a small bridge to a floating barge where they served lunch.
One day I was walking with a co-worker across the small bridge and he stops me and says "have u ever noticed how the water level goes up and down" I said "yeah" then he says "well where does the navy put all that water when it's down real low like that?" -
Trauger Jogger wrote:
Exactly†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
No! I 💩 in the garage!!"Do you have a bathroom?"
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I hate when people ask "why are you putting me in your basement?"
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Dadd (add JW) wrote:
Best one yet, lmaoOk when I was in the Navy there was about a year we were in dry dock, so when lunch time would come around we would all walk from ship out of the dry dock area over a small bridge to a floating barge where they served lunch.
One day I was walking with a co-worker across the small bridge and he stops me and says "have u ever noticed how the water level goes up and down" I said "yeah" then he says "well where does the navy put all that water when it's down real low like that?" -
"if it's summer in America and it is hot does that mean that summer in Australia is cold?" freshman girl at San Diego state
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This wasn't actually a question to me but something my friend (a guy)filled in on an application (two different places on the application). First: he gets asked if he is a Jr., he replies back "no, I've already graduated." 😉
The application asks if he is a Mr Ms or Mrs, he marks Mr. Of course l, but later it asks him sex, male or female.....he marks female! I'm like wtf dude! He says I prefer females. 😜......he thought since he marked "Mr." earlier that they wouldn't ask a redundant question like sex? 😔😔😔 -
Chuck иorris wrote:
😂😂😂😱😱😱😱😱😱I hate when people ask "why are you putting me in your basement?"
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Somebody asked me once:
"What is the dumbest question anybody ever asked you?"
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Are you ready to have that baby?
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Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 6 hours ago Quote
👆well obviously. And i am filled with the knowledge to answer those questions but if a customer cant even put 10 seconds of thought into formulating a question that doesnt make them sound like a dipshit then i am gonna treat them like a dipshit.Several red wines use white grapes and several white wines use black grapes. The juice is mostly clear regardless of color, red wine gets it's color from process of leaving skins on during fermentation but can be easily blended with white grapes. So who's the dipshit?
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Why/How are you so short?
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Did you get a haircut?
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Randumb he very stupid keeps thinking I chew on server wires and wear a shell suit didn't think they still make she'll suits this day and age he needs to sort out his education dumb kid with a big mouth 💢👊💢😜
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ballinonabudget wrote:
I have a twin too, i get asked that all the time..... It feels normal lol, no different than just having a brotherI get asked all the time "what is it like to be a twin?" I return with the question "what is it like to not be a twin because this feels normal to me".
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My crush : where do u go during an earth quake ?
Me : under something sturdy
Him : no. It will crush you
Me: dafq do u have a brain ?
Him: what?
Sometimes I wonder why I like him he asks the most stupid questions like what color hair do u have ? I was standing right in front of him ... 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 -
VitosNightmare wrote:
They ask this because if they say wow nice hair cut and your like i didnt get a hair cut it would be akwardDid you get a haircut?
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Add TAZ wrote:
LmaoRandumb he very stupid keeps thinking I chew on server wires and wear a shell suit didn't think they still make she'll suits this day and age he needs to sort out his education dumb kid with a big mouth 💢👊💢😜
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Dadd (add JW) wrote:
Ok when I was in the Navy there was about a year we were in dry dock, so when lunch time would come around we would all walk from ship out of the dry dock area over a small bridge to a floating barge where they served lunch.
One day I was walking with a co-worker across the small bridge and he stops me and says "have u ever noticed how the water level goes up and down" I said "yeah" then he says "well where does the navy put all that water when it's down real low like that?""In the hull. It's how we test for leaks."
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To sinister kid:
If you try to go into explanation about different blends and certain"grey grapes" you are gonna confuse the hell out of somebody that alteady is confused. The key to explaining wine to people that know NOTHING about it is keepig it simple. And obviously the wine gets its color from the skin. Any idiot that has bitten into a grape could tell you that. The other day i drank a shiraz/viognier blend. Which if you know as much as you act like you do, is a blend of red an white wine, HOWEVER it is a red wine because of the ratio o shiraz to viognier (like 95/5) The vast majority of wines are blends of a few different types of grapes but usually are classified as whatever the main grape used is because it is not required to list the blend if the amounts of others is so small. So to keep it simple for people asking such a surface question, red wine are (predominantely) red grapes and white wine is (predominantely) white grapes. If you are trying to call me a dipshit, you are sorely mistaken boy.
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"I'm in your mob! Why are you attacking me?"
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⚡ϮђɛƦɛʂîʂϮąɳƈɛ⚡ wrote:
Do you have a restroom?"where is the restroom?"
The restroom sign is hanging right over my head pointing down a hall. And to add to that, you can see the restrooms if you look down that hall.
No we shit in the yard. -
Sinister kid:
Also, red wine made with limited contact with their skins is referred to as a Rosé by those of us that actually know about wine. It is rarely clear and almost always has a pinkish hue to it.
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Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 wrote:
Nope I just know about beer and only how to drink it all I care is it taste good.Sinister kid:
Also, red wine made with limited contact with their skins is referred to as a Rosé by those of us that actually know about wine. It is rarely clear and almost always has a pinkish hue to it.
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I was at a bus stop waiting. And somebody asked if the bus came by yet.
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sinister kid wrote:
You...Mι⚡⚡ㄗɪⱥƶƶɑ💋 6 hours ago Quote
👆well obviously. And i am filled with the knowledge to answer those questions but if a customer cant even put 10 seconds of thought into formulating a question that doesnt make them sound like a dipshit then i am gonna treat them like a dipshit.Several red wines use white grapes and several white wines use black grapes. The juice is mostly clear regardless of color, red wine gets it's color from process of leaving skins on during fermentation but can be easily blended with white grapes. So who's the dipshit?
Also, learn to use the quote button.😉
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