Dumbest question you have ever been asked
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The girlfriend asked me why her piss was sometimes clear and sometimes yellow,it's yellow because your dehydrated.
Her reply-I always thought it was yellow because I drink orange ribena and wondered why it wasn't green when I drunk apple juice.
She's a muppet -
I was asked if I played football by a new player after a game even tho I had all my pads on and was sweaty
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Them: where's the bathroom?
Me: you are standing right next to it...
😜😜😜😜
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Can I ask you a question?
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༺Sིཞྭ༴Sྀཇχཔྲ༻ wrote:
That happens to me so muchCan I ask you a question?
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Them: What should I pay you in?
Me: 😝POTATOES😜 -
The Troll wrote:
Pennies!!Them: What should I pay you in?
Me: 😝POTATOES😜 -
Dumbest question I ever answered: "do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife"
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If I accidentally spill something on myself during dinner andy brother asks "did you wet yourself?" I say "no I dried
Myself!" -
༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂Dumbest question I ever answered: "do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife"
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Today I told my mom that on my 5 mile run I almost tripped over a dead cat. She asks, "Really?! How dead was it?"
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I was carrying a cardboard box while in a dollar store, then someone who thought I worked there asked if these " cupcakes were 2 dollars",☺😂 I told her that if you buy 2 of them there 2 dollars.
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Diabetic patient ate a pint of regular ice cream. Asked "why is my sugar so high?" when I checked it 2 1/2 hrs later.
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😡⌖ҝعყʂعཞ👿Տȫƶع⌖😡 wrote:
Only in America 😓Diabetic patient ate a pint of regular ice cream. Asked "why is my sugar so high?" when I checked it 2 1/2 hrs later.
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🔥SirTalkALot🔥 wrote:
👍👍👍My mom tells me to take out the trash.... 5min. Later "Martin where is the trash?"
"I took it out"
"why did you take it out!?"
"You told me too!"
"no I did not"
I can never win against my mother. -
Crabpenis wrote:
Blonde?"if it's summer in America and it is hot does that mean that summer in Australia is cold?" freshman girl at San Diego state
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I'm taking orders at tehe pizza place I work at & someone asks "can I order a pizza?"
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Trauger Jogger wrote:
Haha I work pizza delivery. We've had some funny moments as well 😜I'm taking orders at tehe pizza place I work at & someone asks "can I order a pizza?"
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'wait, youre asian?'
-6 year co-worker. Im 100% korean -_- -
Al Capone' wrote:
lmao you beat me to it."I'm in your mob! Why are you attacking me?"
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"Do you have an extra cigarette?"
Nope, this pack came with exactly 20. Glad you made me check though...
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Every single time I'm at a fast food place: "Hi. May I help you?".
Nah...I just wanted to stand in line to say wassup.
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When your waiting at the end of a really long line and some newcomer asks "are you in line?"
"Uh yeah"
Of coarse they get that aw damn it look on there face like one person closer would be sooo much better lol classic -
A person phones me up and asks:
"What is your number." -
Taurus45 wrote:
"Do you have an extra cigarette?"
Nope, this pack came with exactly 20. Glad you made me check though...
Haha this had me rolling. Totally gonna say that sometime....
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Chuck иorris wrote:
😂😂😂 definitely just lol'd while sitting by myself in this restaurantI hate when people ask "why are you putting me in your basement?"
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Hey Jo what's your name?
Heck if I know. -
One of my ex's asked what my name was after dating her for a year lol
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༺☣ℳཞ71ᏤཡℬüᎦ☣༻ wrote:
True statement well said!Dumbest question I ever answered: "do you take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife"
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