Why you don't want to come to Australia 🐔
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Hyena wrote:
Sounds like my morning commute.Oh I forgot, drivers in Sydney are arseholes. Here are a few tips for driving in Sydney:
1) when approaching a merging lane, accelerate....
2) if you leave 6 or more inches between you and the car in front it is considered an invitation for people to change into this lane.
3) indicators should only be used after changing lanes to say where you have come from.
4) green lights mean go, red lights mean stop, yellow lights mean accelerate as fast as you can.
5) if involved in an accident, it is always the other persons fault, even if clearly yours, and the person who is the loudest, most obnoxious and threatening will be deemed the injured party.
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Hyena wrote:
Precisely you just hit the bullseye exactly what I was trying to get across only i was trying to make it funny so its a 7 star translationDe Rick wrote:
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De Rick wrote:
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This thread has gone from interesting to just downright funny.
How could we expect anything different from you, Hyena? 😜 -
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ʝɑʗƙƊṏɲƙɛγ wrote:
Woo! Go Iowa!"is this heaven?"
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Hyena wrote:
Serial killers???? I think your just trying to scare us. I mean come on! All city's have serial killers and insane drivers! And tons of people hit deer too.mr gagnsta wrote:
Ahhhh Adelaide the city of Churches and Serial Killers. Great White Sharks in the Ocean, Kangaroo's and Wombats in the outback. Many is the car written off for driving at night and hitting a Kangaroo or Wombat.We going to adilade at the end of this year. Anything there to be carefull of??
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mr gagnsta wrote:
Wait until you get there.....Hyena wrote:
Serial killers???? I think your just trying to scare us. I mean come on! All city's have serial killers and insane drivers! And tons of people hit deer too.mr gagnsta wrote:
Ahhhh Adelaide the city of Churches and Serial Killers. Great White Sharks in the Ocean, Kangaroo's and Wombats in the outback. Many is the car written off for driving at night and hitting a Kangaroo or Wombat.We going to adilade at the end of this year. Anything there to be carefull of??
My new boss is from Adelaide and let's just say I have never been so well behaved. I don't want to upset her.... -
♠Ƭϋʀғä♠ wrote:
What do you mean??? I haven't even touched on Drop, Bears, Bunyips or the Western Sydney Big Black Cat.....This thread has gone from interesting to just downright funny.
How could we expect anything different from you, Hyena? 😜I also have not touched on Canabilism or the the genocide of the Tasmanian Aboriginals...
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Hyena wrote:
mr gagnsta wrote:
Hyena wrote: Wait until you get there.....
Run fast and run hard… oh wait, you can't because if you do the heat will cause you to become dehydrated and die while you're crossing the street, afterwhich the horrible, crazy drivers, run over you multiple times before tossing your body in a swamp in the outback for crocodiles to eat. In other words, don't run.
My new boss is from Adelaide and let's just say I have never been so well behaved. I don't want to upset her.... -
Well that went wrong…
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹Well that went wrong…
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Hyena wrote:
Morgan Freeman wrote:
😹😹😹😹😹Well that went wrong…
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We just had a tremor in Melbourne, 5.2, epicenter Moe, about..200 km(rough guess) east of Melbourne..
Thats one thing that's unusual in Oz!! -
Apache Cat wrote:
That's one thing we're generally not known for. Australia is regarded as one of the oldest continents and has few tectonic plate shifts. Of course....Turfa may have just farted.We just had a tremor in Melbourne, 5.2, epicenter Moe, about..200 km(rough guess) east of Melbourne..
Thats one thing that's unusual in Oz!! -
mr gagnsta wrote:
Funny thing about deer: You make a tiny move in the forest, a hundred feet away from a deer, and they go insane. You drive at it head-on at 55 mph on the road, and they just sit there and stare at you.Hyena wrote:
Serial killers???? I think your just trying to scare us. I mean come on! All city's have serial killers and insane drivers! And tons of people hit deer too.mr gagnsta wrote:
Ahhhh Adelaide the city of Churches and Serial Killers. Great White Sharks in the Ocean, Kangaroo's and Wombats in the outback. Many is the car written off for driving at night and hitting a Kangaroo or Wombat.We going to adilade at the end of this year. Anything there to be carefull of??
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Roos are the same, I think they are attracted to the headlights, they think it's daylight or something.
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Johnny Cage wrote:
*120 km east of Melbourne cbdApache Cat wrote:
That's one thing we're generally not known for. Australia is regarded as one of the oldest continents and has few tectonic plate shifts. Of course....Turfa may have just farted.We just had a tremor in Melbourne, 5.2, epicenter Moe, about..200 km(rough guess) east of Melbourne..
Thats one thing that's unusual in Oz!! -
Johnny Cage wrote:
HEY! Why do I always get dragged into these things?! HahaApache Cat wrote:
That's one thing we're generally not known for. Australia is regarded as one of the oldest continents and has few tectonic plate shifts. Of course....Turfa may have just farted.We just had a tremor in Melbourne, 5.2, epicenter Moe, about..200 km(rough guess) east of Melbourne..
Thats one thing that's unusual in Oz!!I'm much closer to Moe, the tremor was quite strong here. My parent's place in Yallourn North shook so strongly that the family was all thrown off their feet, and Abery (a TW player in Moe) stuck a photo on facebook of a large crack that appeared in his wall.
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One reason you want to come to Australia:
Hello,
This is a generic message I am sending to quite a few players.For your information, I will be planting approximately 100 turf (all at 84inf) in *********, Victoria, Australia. It is a ****** about *** kilometres (*** miles) South-East of Melbourne Airport, if you are flying from Sydney or any other airport.
These turf will be arranged in small circles (turf flowers) ready to be taxed. This money giveaway will last for a month, after which I will be tearing down and rebuilding elsewhere.My only request is this: please don't cap other players in the area, and please keep at least five turf in the area at the end of the month. The idea behind this is to try to populate the area somewhat.
If you are feeling generous and have plenty of cash & turf limit, you are welcome to create flowers of your own to help other players out.
Please Private Message me if you have any questions.
Cheers,
Turfa. -
Well Minnesota has randomly collapsing bridges.
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I thought this thread was dead, that's why I started my new one. Now I look like a forum whore.... 😳😥😰😿
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