Why you don't want to come to Australia 🐔
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Yeah, well in Michigan the deer jump out of nowhere in an attempt to destroy your fender. 😱
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SeñoritaMafioso wrote:
I wish I was that lucky.Yeah, well in Michigan the deer jump out of nowhere in an attempt to destroy your fender. 😱
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"Dingo took my baby!"
I wrote a research paper on the whole Lindy Chamberlain fiasco, it kinda ruined any desire I had to come visit lol -
A few questions:
Is it legal to keep any of the aforementioned animals as pets?
Do you think that any of the serial killers would be willing to give me an autograph?
Can I have some seeds for those plants?
Want to go fishing?
Honestly, this has only made me want to visit Australia more.
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De Rick wrote:
Cheers mate. I liked it too lolThanks turfa by the way your new name design awesome anyway if there is one more dangerous place on earth though it's south America I believe they actually have sharks that swim up in the river not to mention that brazilian tarantula I fucking hate spiders (chill) I have goosebumps from thinking about it
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Morgan Freeman wrote:
Dingos and dingo/dog crossbreeds are not a particularly uncommon pet.A few questions:
Is it legal to keep any of the aforementioned animals as pets?
✂♠✂If you have the correct reptile licence, you can own any of the snakes.
Spiders are a weird but legal pet.
I don't believe there are laws agains having Roos for pets, but I've only heard of two pet Roos, and both are legends: Lulu (saved a guy's life) and the boxing roo (I forget his name).
If you could find a box jellyfish (practically invisible underwater) or catch a stonefish, I suppose you could keep it.
Sharks are only in aquariums (I'm not sure if you need a special licence).
I can't remember any other animals from the thread off the top of my head.
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Bushfires
Some people love them so much they light them 🙎. Don't do that if you are out here. There is the story of the arsonist who lit a fatal bushfire. Police received a tip off as to where he was. Unfortunately for this bloke the bushies (Aussie colloquialism for bush firefighter - volunteers) found him first. The police needed to take him to hospital before jail.... About 2 weeks later.
But I digress, bushfires in Australia can exceed 120 kilometers per hour and 1,200' Celcius. The Eucalypt trees contain an alcohol that during extreme bushfires expands releasing a flammable gas which basically explodes the tree (note these trees are up to 100m tall) sending burning wooden shrapnel for miles. In the Sydney bushfires on 1994 it was reported burning leaves and ash from the fires landed in New Zealand. Your only option if advised of a bushfire is to follow the locals to the nearest safe zone, hunker down and pray that it's your lucky day....
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C'mon Hyena, every country is dangerous in their own way. But we really are a lucky country with our layed back lifestyle, the fact we live five minutes from the beach, we have free healthcare and the strongest economy in the world! It's a pretty good place to reside. But yeah, our killer wildlife are cool too. 🐍🐙🐺🐨
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💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀+₅₅₂ wrote:
Shhhhhhh, we don't want them knowing this or they will all be trying to get in.....C'mon Hyena, every country is dangerous in their own way. But we really are a lucky country with our layed back lifestyle, the fact we live five minutes from the beach, we have free healthcare and the strongest economy in the world! It's a pretty good place to reside. But yeah, our killer wildlife are cool too. 🐍🐙🐺🐨
🙎🙎🙎🙎🙎Then how crowded would it be?
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I'm not even an Aussie but this is the best country on earth!!
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Yeah well Iowa has lots of beans, and if you eat too much you might fart, publicly embarrassing yourself!😳💨👃😷😲💀
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Hyena wrote:
We have free health care, plenty of job for everyone and our economy is strong...💀ՏɧʀɪɲʉϮ💀+₅₅₂ wrote:
Shhhhhhh, we don't want them knowing this or they will all be trying to get in.....C'mon Hyena, every country is dangerous in their own way. But we really are a lucky country with our layed back lifestyle, the fact we live five minutes from the beach, we have free healthcare and the strongest economy in the world! It's a pretty good place to reside. But yeah, our killer wildlife are cool too. 🐍🐙🐺🐨
🙎🙎🙎🙎🙎Then how crowded would it be?
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He also have termites, European Wasps (obviously not native Australian), parents, kitchen appliances and rabid house pets.
...and cyclones. And drug dealers. And crazy mates on motorbikes. And street racing rings. And elderly women with bricks in their handbags. And fast food shops that sell food poisoning in their dim sims (just ask my poor parents) ...
Yep, Australia is a deadly joint 😉
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Doesn't sound bad at all. You are hyping up the dangers. Also, these are spread across the entire continent in different locations. And they are minor threats. Most people have lifestyles that stay away from many of these. And tourists mainly stay in the city and away from major areas of these animals or events.
I would say areas like the amazon are more dangerous. Panahas in water, get lost just a few hundred feet from a trails and never find your way back, a different species for every tree so potentially dangerous new animals everywhere you look. Brazialian wandering spiders, anacondas, very hot and humid making dehydration an issue, plants being hard to identify for safe eating in a survival situation, etc. and every location has its own dangers.
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UnknownAssassin wrote:
They don't like sane voices in GD, mate 😉Doesn't sound bad at all. You are hyping up the dangers. Also, these are spread across the entire continent in different locations. And they are minor threats. Most people have lifestyles that stay away from many of these. And tourists mainly stay in the city and away from major areas of these animals or events.
I would say areas like the amazon are more dangerous. Panahas in water, get lost just a few hundred feet from a trails and never find your way back, a different species for every tree so potentially dangerous new animals everywhere you look. Brazialian wandering spiders, anacondas, very hot and humid making dehydration an issue, plants being hard to identify for safe eating in a survival situation, etc. and every location has its own dangers.
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Oh and one reason to definitely not go to Australia.
Tree climbing kangaroos.
They can now kick you with their feet from above.
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Challenge accepted!
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Can't be worse than Jamaica.
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One day australia is going to be like oh fuck it and everyone else is going yo be like uh huh and australia is going to be like yah and everyone else is going to be like ya dont say and Australia is going to be like I know so then everyone else gives Australia their nukes and Australia evacuates the continent then Australia presses the big red button and then australia like explodes so then like they wait a hundred years then they come back and kill any remaining pests then they repopulate and
People will be like yes! And Australia will be like woo hoo and no more spiders and so I'm like woohooo! -
De Rick wrote:
Say like what?One day australia is going to be like oh fuck it and everyone else is going yo be like uh huh and australia is going to be like yah and everyone else is going to be like ya dont say and Australia is going to be like I know so then everyone else gives Australia their nukes and Australia evacuates the continent then Australia presses the big red button and then australia like explodes so then like they wait a hundred years then they come back and kill any remaining pests then they repopulate and
People will be like yes! And Australia will be like woo hoo and no more spiders and so I'm like woohooo! -
10 ways to know your Australian:
1. You pronounce Melbourne as "Mel-bin"
2. You believe stubbies can be either drunk or worn
3. You've made a bong out of you garden hose rather than use it for something illegal such as watering the garden
4. You believe the "I" in Australia is optional
5. You have no problem translating, "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Macca's
6. You believe it makes perfect sense for a nation to decorate its highways with large fiberglass bananas, prawns and sheep
7. You believe all famouse kiwis are actually Australian... until they stuff up, at which point they become kiwi again
8. You know certain words, by law, must be shouted out during any rendition of The Angels' Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again
9. You understand "you" has a plural and it's "youse"
10. You are secretly proud of all our killer wildlife -
Oh I forgot, drivers in Sydney are arseholes. Here are a few tips for driving in Sydney:
1) when approaching a merging lane, accelerate....
2) if you leave 6 or more inches between you and the car in front it is considered an invitation for people to change into this lane.
3) indicators should only be used after changing lanes to say where you have come from.
4) green lights mean go, red lights mean stop, yellow lights mean accelerate as fast as you can.
5) if involved in an accident, it is always the other persons fault, even if clearly yours, and the person who is the loudest, most obnoxious and threatening will be deemed the injured party.
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Cont....
6) speed limits are a Minimum not maximum speed that all vehicles should be traveling.
7) yes it is mandatory to race from one set of lights to the next even if it is only 50 meters.
7a) if there is no one to race it is the perfect time to practice.
8) summernats is not a motoring event it is a religious holiday for Sydney when those who can afford it make the pilgrimage to Canberra. It is mandatory for everyone in Sydney to make this pilgrimage once in their lifetime.
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This is exactly why I tell everyone that I would hate to live in warm climates. I live in Wisconsin, USA and everyone is like "Australia would be cool" and Im like," you would die there."
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Netherlands is pretty safe, the only risk is drowning... Oh yes, and being buried under the 4km mountain they want to build... 😹😹😹
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I heard that australia has more females than males this rumour made me want to go australia.
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༄☣βŁιnd☠Łιmιτ☣༄ wrote:
Wrong... Men outnumber women 10 to 1. Most Aussie men have to go overseas to find a partner...I heard that australia has more females than males this rumour made me want to go australia.
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Apache Cat wrote:
Uh huh.De Rick wrote:
Say like what?One day australia is going to be like oh fuck it and everyone else is going yo be like uh huh and australia is going to be like yah and everyone else is going to be like ya dont say and Australia is going to be like I know so then everyone else gives Australia their nukes and Australia evacuates the continent then Australia presses the big red button and then australia like explodes so then like they wait a hundred years then they come back and kill any remaining pests then they repopulate and
People will be like yes! And Australia will be like woo hoo and no more spiders and so I'm like woohooo! -
☠Sτrιχ☣ξღριrε☠ wrote:
Where there's only birds and fish? Jamaica is laid back. I would love to live in Australlia!Can't be worse than Jamaica.
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De Rick wrote:
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De Rick wrote:
One day australia is going to say "We are sick of being the most dangerous place on earth"and everyone else is going say "We totally agree"
Australia says "yes we are sick of it"
everyone else says "it has taken you long enough"
Australia says " Sorry it took us so long"
then everyone else gives Australia their nukes and Australia evacuates the continent then Australia presses the big red button and then australia like explodes.
they wait a hundred years then they come back and kill any remaining pests then they repopulate.
People will say "isn't this better"
Australia will be like "I totally agree with you"As such there will be no more spiders and so I say "woohooo!"
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