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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Epic convo GrimmI had an epic convo about hippos and tigers. It's long so I'm just gonna post the link
http://logs.omegle.com/f23c6f
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འཇдрཟའ wrote:
Rofl!!!You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: f 17
You: Is this a computer?
Stranger: no
You: Really?
Stranger: im so fucking horny xx
You: Wow a sex bot
Stranger: yeah wanna give it a try baby
You: I don't want to have sex with a computer...
Stranger: just shut up and go along you f or m
You: Your a bossy computer... Ok il go along... M
Stranger: how old
You: 21
Stranger: but your hand down your boxers and start wanking ..... tell me wat to do next
You: Ok you should put your hand in the fridge and make me a sandwich
Stranger: wtf
You: You said tell you what to do...
You: So go do it
Stranger: in having sex you plonker
You: Oh...
You: Lol
You: Ok
Stranger: go on then
You: Ok... Put your hand down your pants blah blah blah finish up then GO MAKE ME A FUCKING SANDWICH!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.I'm not sexist or anything, just seemed like a funny thing to say at the time 😂
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hippo.
Stranger: oo oooooo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl
You: Hippo/hippo/hippo, hippo.
Stranger: good
Stranger: asl pl
You: H
You: I
You: P
You: P
You: O
Stranger: hippo ?
You: Hell yeah.
Stranger: m f
You: Both :D
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
You: Hippo
You: You a hippo? I'm a hippo
Stranger: FUFUFUFUFUFU
Your conversational partner has disconnected.I think he's met us😂😂😂
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hy
Stranger: Hey
You: Well hello:P
Stranger: Asl
You: Hippo
Stranger: Dont sit on me.
You: Is that some kind of fat joke? Do you fucking think that shit is funny? Well, it partially is, but still, us hippos have feelings too ya know...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hippo or gtfo
Stranger: lol hippo?
You: yup hippo
You: im a hippo
You: Are you a hippo
Stranger: no
Stranger: sorry
You: then back to my original statement hippo or gtfo
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m
You: Wanna fuck?
Stranger: yeah
You: Ok, I'm a hippo though, meet me at the waterin hole, 10 minutes...(;
You have disconnected.That was a little mean, but I couldn't help it...😂😂
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey im Lily! 17 f usa looking for a horny male willing to do a sexy roleplay ;)
You: Will you pretend to be a hippo?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Boooo 😞 -
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: Hippo?
Stranger: giraffe?
You: No I'm a hippo
Stranger: well i'm a girafe
You: Would it work us having sexytime as your taller than me
Stranger: uhhh are you a guy or girl
You: Im a bisexual hippo so doesn't matter
Stranger: ew bye
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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
You sir, have balls. the fear of prison and being on to catch a predator keep me from messing around with the lil kids.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey im Lily! 17 f usa looking for a horny male willing to do a sexy roleplay ;)
You: Will you pretend to be a hippo?
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Boooo 😞 -
This thread is hilarious
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You: Hippo
Stranger: Narwahl!
You: Hippo!
Stranger: Narwhal!
You: Narwhals are just stupid hippos with horns-.-
Stranger: NOO THERE UNICORNS... OF THE SEA!
Stranger: AND JEDI....
Stranger: OF THE SEA
You: Same thing as stupid hippos with horns
You: A unicorn is just a stupid hippo with a horn that can't swim.
Stranger: ahh... but can they stop Cthulhu from eating ye?
You: ?
Stranger: ...thats waht i thought...
Stranger: anyways...
Stranger: What is OP?
You: No idea
Stranger: sigh another confused citizen.. where are my /b/ros?
Stranger: anyways hide the army of Asl zombie are coming
Your conversational partner has disconnected.I was supposed to be the one confusing them!😢
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You: Hippo?
Stranger: heyy m or f
You: Wouldn't you like to know
Stranger: my cocks the size of a hippos
You: Well I doubt that have you seen a hippos cock
Stranger: yes but mines massive m or f
You: Well then sir you are a hippo pevert -
Stranger: Whats your name?
You: Livi
Stranger: Thats a beautiful name :)
Stranger: My names vincent
Stranger: Whereya from?
You: Im from my moms vagina dumb ass. Nah, I'm sorry that was mean(: texas
Stranger: Hahahahahahah :) lol. Im from california!!!
Stranger: Whatdya look like?
You: I love the weed there, and Lil a blond with 34dd
Stranger: Ik its greatt haha! And damnnn youu sound fine
You: You have no idea(;
Stranger: Haha do you have kik? You could show me :)
You: Nah, I have palringo though
Stranger: Is it free?
You: Yeah, I use it all the time, mainly with my pals from turf wars and such, if you don't know what that is its an app, extremely addicting, my bother showed me itand ever since I've been hooked, I think you'd enjoy it
Stranger: Haha hold on. Imma get palringo. Brb!
You: Mmkay, btw, I hate to do this to you but I'm not a girl named Livi... That's actually my ex, my names Kari, I'm a lesbian, laters!(;😘Btw I'm not a chick, I feel so bad by I can't stop laughing😂😂
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hippo?
Stranger: Hippo who
You: Hippo me
Stranger: Hippo u?
You: Hippo yeah
Stranger: Kool
You: Do you want to play the hippo game?
Stranger: Sure how do u play
You: Guess how many hippos in takes to kill a giraffe
Stranger: 1
You: Correct.....we are double hard
Stranger: What does that mean
You: Hippos are mega strong....giraffes have no chance
You: Your not a giraffe are you?
Stranger: No
You: Good job
Stranger: R u a hippo
You: Of course,I'm just cooking the kids there grass burgers
Stranger: Wtf
You: Thats their favourite food
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You: Hippo
Stranger: Male 18
You: 😳
You: F 19
Stranger: really that is nice
You: Do you play turf wars?
Stranger: Not sure what turf wars are
You: IPhone app
Stranger: Nope sorry
You: Or it could be going down on me
Stranger: I would rather play with you
You: What would do to my turf
Stranger: Love to go down on you baby, I love to lick, kiss and suck
You: 😜
You: Do explain...
Stranger: You can me my mistress, I will be your slave
Stranger: Darling you have to take your panties off first
You: You do it
Stranger: I will roll them off your hips and down your legs
Stranger: Do you like to 69
You: Well of course....😘
Stranger: I love eating sweet pussy -
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hippo
Stranger: helloo :]
You: You play turf wars?(:
Stranger: 18/female
Stranger: are you horny?
Stranger: do you want to watch me plmay with my wet pussyy? on webcam for u? ;]
You: Actually, no, hippos don't easily get turned on, our orgasms are as strong as a shotgun going off, so in afraid I have to say no, thanks though(;
You have disconnected.Haha, poor sluts(:😜😂😂
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Ask?
You: Sup?
Stranger: Asl
You: Ask?
Stranger: I meant asl
You: 25/f/Africa
You: You?
Stranger: I like that african pussy haha
You: Oh dear, I'm not an African pussy, I'm an African hippo. That coo?
You: Wanna get bizzy wit it?
Stranger: Hell yea
You: You like hippo? Sweet. You first!
You: Asl
Stranger: Yea
Stranger: 30 m usa
You: Ok coo. Don't need Chris Hanson chasing me down at the mudhole if ya know what I mean.
Stranger: No I dont know what u mean
You: Chris Hansen? To Catch A Predator on NBC dateline. Chit is awesome!
You: Google it sometime.
Stranger: oh ok
You: Ok you go first. How would you seduce a 2000 pound African hippo that is chillin?
Stranger: Do u really look like a hippo?
You: Kind of. Why? Is that a problem? Just thought I should be honest yannow?
You: You coo?
Stranger: Its a problem if ur that big I cant find ur pussy
You: Its easy. No worries! You jus roll me round in the mud til ya find the dry spot. -
You: We have very dry skin.
Stranger: are you black ir white?
You: Kind of more dark grey ish. Dry skin. Crackly looking. You put some jergens on my back honey?
Stranger: Daq fuqk
You: Wtf does color matter anyway? Don't be racist. Don't be speciest? NOT coo.
Stranger: R u really a fucking hippo?
You: Why you keep asking me that???? YES! Why what you look like, Brad Pitt, muddafugga?
You: Haha j/k
You: Yeah I'm a hippo. Didn't I tell you that up front?
Stranger: No im actually only 16
You: Thought you were coo wit dat?
You: 16???? Too young for this nonsense. Go do your damn homework!!!
Stranger: Fuck u bitch
You: What?
Stranger: yea u heard me bitch
You: Creepy people hang out here. You shouldn't until you are 18 young man.
You: What would your mum say?
Stranger: fuck u ud not my mother bitch
Stranger: Fucking fatass bitch
You: That would be impossible. I'm a hippo. Ok. Did you know that hippos are the closest land mammal to the dolphins and whales? -
Ha love it 😂😂
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You: Coo huh?
You: We have to be large! We eat 100 pounds of veg a day! Bet you couldn't do that, chump.
Stranger: did u know ur a fucking encyclopedia thats needs to get a life
You: I have a very full life as a hippo. Males get up to 4000 pounds.
You: People think we are docile that are ignorant.
Stranger: Shut the fuck up go fuck with ur dad about that
You: If you said these impolite things to me irl, you would be sorry.
You: We hippos kill more people every year than sharks.Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Mr.DoDg3 wrote:
Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Epic convo GrimmI had an epic convo about hippos and tigers. It's long so I'm just gonna post the link
http://logs.omegle.com/f23c6f
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Are you a girl willing to suck on an 8 in cock?
You: Are you a man willing to suck each of my 8 hippo tits?
Stranger: Hell yea
You: Bonus,meet me at the mud pit in 20 mins,I'll be the hippo with the red rose up my ass
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saelo wrote:
Ahhh the old reverse troll effect, I like. He even broke down and admitted he was 16. "Fuck I cant lie to a hippo."You: We have very dry skin.
Stranger: are you black ir white?
You: Kind of more dark grey ish. Dry skin. Crackly looking. You put some jergens on my back honey?
Stranger: Daq fuqk
You: Wtf does color matter anyway? Don't be racist. Don't be speciest? NOT coo.✂✂
Stranger: No im actually only 16
You: Thought you were coo wit dat?
You: 16???? Too young for this nonsense. Go do your damn homework!!!
Stranger: Fuck u bitch
You: What?
Stranger: yea u heard me bitch
You: Creepy people hang out here. You shouldn't until you are 18 young man.
You: What would your mum say?
Stranger: fuck u ud not my mother bitch
Stranger: Fucking fatass bitch
You: That would be impossible. I'm a hippo. Ok. Did you know that hippos are the closest land mammal to the dolphins and whales? -
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey im a 15 year old boy and really horny
You: Go do your homework perv...
You have disconnected.Fucking kids these days...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I'll bite you to death.
You: Fuck you I'm a hippo
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Bit of a strange one lol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: quickly! what is OP?
You: Onion powder?
Stranger: citizen its not safe here don't you know?
Stranger: god damn zombies are everywhere!
You: Shit! I'm just a lonely hippo looking for some hugs,am I gonna get eaten?
Stranger: are you uninjured?
Stranger: you havn't been bitten yet have you?
You: Yeah! A bastard alligator bit my tit
Stranger: oh fuck they got you!
Stranger: i'm sorry, i'll try to make your death as painless as it can be...
Stranger: *aims shotgun to face*
Stranger: *BLAM!*
You: Missed
Stranger: find peace in the afterlife b/rother
Stranger: OH FUCK!
Stranger: *blam!*
You: You took my tail off.....fuck
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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi.
You: Hippo
Stranger: Horny. Girl.
You: Hungry hungry hippo. Got any marbles?
Stranger: What.
You: Hungry hippos like marbles. Have you got any?
Stranger: Yeah.
You: Could you send me some? They are hard to find in my river.
Stranger: You ok
You: No. I'm hungry. The crocodiles ate all the marbles. Greedy crocodiles! You just can't trust them.
You: So, can you send some or not?
Stranger: No.
You: Why not?
Stranger: I have better things to do.
Stranger: Hey wanna hear a joke? Knock knock.
You: Are you the smoke monster?
Stranger: I tried but you are one faggot.
You: No. I am a hippo.
Stranger: I am a bird, sorry.
You: Oh. I have some ticks behind my ears. Can you pick them off for me?
Stranger: I can spank spank your mother.
you: Better be careful. My mother is a hippo too. Hippos are very short tempered and dangerous.
Stranger: I take it that you dont get out much bud.
Stranger: If you don't reply quicker then I am leavingt.
*leaving*
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello :D
You: Hippo?
Stranger: No
Stranger: Human
You: Damn can't find no hippo loving
Stranger: lolz
Stranger: ur on the wrong site then :)
You: Have you got the name of the hippo site?
Stranger: sorry dude
Stranger: that site was ban for hipporassment
You: Aaah I've heard of that site,did it get shut down because of inappropriate hippo boob rubbing?
Stranger: yup
Stranger: i'll go then
Stranger: sorry
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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