OMEGLE GAME!!!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello there!
Stranger: hi
You: Whaaaassssssuuuuup?
You: Hippo????
Stranger: Good and u?
You: Looking for adult hippo companionship. You?
Stranger: Yes
You: Ok well let's get busy!
You: You 18 or older and fascinated by hippos?
Stranger: 22
You: Excellent!
You: What you look like?
Stranger: Im male look for f
You: I have a barrel shaped chest, nearly hairless body, dark grey female, enormous mouth. Prominent teeth.
You: 1500 pounds. You?
Stranger: Ok
You: Despite my stocky shape and stubby legs, I can pretty much outrun any human.
You: Humans sometimes learn that to their detriment when they poke me wit a stick in the wild.
Stranger: Ok
You: We kill more humans every year than sharks. Groovy, huh?
You: Do you have any questions for me? This is a rare opportunity, as I'm sure you are aware.
Stranger: No
You: Dont be shy!!
Stranger: Do you have a pic for me -
You: Its ok. I won't bite unless angered.
You: Oh yes many. You want?
Stranger: I want ur pussy
You: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nijlpaard.jpg
Stranger: I want more
You: Reproduction and birth only happen in water.
You: You have a pool or sumtin?
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saelo wrote:
I'm interested in a female hippo!😍You: Its ok. I won't bite unless angered.
You: Oh yes many. You want?
Stranger: I want ur pussy
You: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Nijlpaard.jpg
Stranger: I want more
You: Reproduction and birth only happen in water.
You: You have a pool or sumtin?
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: asl?
You: Hippo?
Stranger: yes!
Stranger: howd you know?
You: Could just tell
Stranger: damn you're good
You: Hippos are very clever
Stranger: Yes maa'am
You: You wanna roll in the mud with me
Stranger: damn straight!!
Stranger: it's been too long :/
You: My address is 2,the mudpit,west tribeville,Africa......see you in 20?
Stranger: yeah sure bro!
You: Bring some grass and I'll make grass lasagne
Stranger: oh dude my mom made the best -
You: You haven't tried mine,I've for a secret receipe.....you want to know the secret ingredient?
Stranger: yes!
You: Elephant piss
Stranger: dude my mom found zebra piss to be a little more sweet uk?
You: Havent tried that,well after the food do you fancy biting the heads off some tribe folk?
Stranger: i heard theres this new tribe that moved onto the fuckin savannha by the watering hole!
You: The set of bastards! Let's show them they can't take the piss
Stranger: YES!!
You: Anyway I'll get the food on,make sure you have a crap first....don't want you flicking poo in my mud pit ya cheeky git
Stranger: oh of course not
You: I know that's what we do but,ive just cleaned all the dumps out of it from the kids
Stranger: oh i completely understand
You: Anyway see you soon.....bye
Stranger: see ya!
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💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
I met him too!!Bit of a strange one lol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: quickly! what is OP?
You: Onion powder?
Stranger: citizen its not safe here don't you know?
Stranger: god damn zombies are everywhere!
You: Shit! I'm just a lonely hippo looking for some hugs,am I gonna get eaten?
Stranger: are you uninjured?
Stranger: you havn't been bitten yet have you?
You: Yeah! A bastard alligator bit my tit
Stranger: oh fuck they got you!
Stranger: i'm sorry, i'll try to make your death as painless as it can be...
Stranger: *aims shotgun to face*
Stranger: *BLAM!*
You: Missed
Stranger: find peace in the afterlife b/rother
Stranger: OH FUCK!
Stranger: *blam!*
You: You took my tail off.....fuck
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Guys I cant break the Amy bot. Helpppp😥
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WhitneeTheBad wrote:
😂👍Stranger: m f?
You: F
Stranger: nice :) how old?
You: Soo.. U interested In hippos?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: is that your fetish?
You: Aw. Being a hippo Is a lonely life...
Stranger: yea, i guess
You: R u a hippo?
Stranger: nnope
You: Wanna be?
Stranger: nope
You: But... The hippo side has cookies!
You: Join us. :)
Stranger: well hippos are naked.....will you be naked? ;) i will if you are :)
You: Hmm... I sense a disturbance in the force! Away with you!!
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TW player confirmed lol
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hippo?
Stranger: Hippo
Stranger: !!!!!!
Stranger: Who are you?
You: TW?!?
Stranger: Yes!!!
You: Fuck yeah lol
Stranger: Who are you?
You: Rudgicus haha
Stranger: Nice Im Zerø, post it!
You: On it......win
Stranger: Find the others!!!!
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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for a 17 or 18 year old female that will send me dirty pictures of her
You: 19 yr old female hippo.
Stranger: thats good
Stranger: what is your number
You: which number?
Stranger: cell phone
You: 867-5309
Stranger: (null)
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nateweger wrote:
I broke her 😜Guys I cant break the Amy bot. Helpppp😥
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I did too, just say oh dear god not you again...nateweger wrote:
I broke her 😜Guys I cant break the Amy bot. Helpppp😥
Worked for me! :D I kinda wanna find grimm on this(:
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
I tried!😣 Tell me your secret!😜nateweger wrote:
I broke her 😜Guys I cant break the Amy bot. Helpppp😥
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2 days, 3,000 strangers, not a single TW player :(
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You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
you: hey there.
Stranger: whats up
You: not much
Stranger: are you a guy or girl
You: i am a girl hippo. U?
Stranger: i guess im a guy lion
You: lions dont scare me.
Stranger: i dont wanna scare you(;
You: thats good. cause i bite and trample when i'm scared.
You: hippos kill more people than lions.
Stranger: i dont wanna kill. make peace not war.. means sex(:
You: hippos have sex in water.
stranger: sex is much better than killing someone.
Stranger: i have sex anywhere
how old are you? do you have a kik
You: can you scatter your poo with your tail? because that makes me hot.
Stranger: thats gross
You: thats what gets girl hippos going.
Stranger: your weird.. yet attractive
You: how do you know? only my nostrils are showing above the water. -
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Asl
You: Hippo?
Stranger: Ippo
You: Hippo?!
Stranger: No I'm not a fat ass
Stranger: N
Stranger: Ni
Stranger: Nig
Stranger: Nigg
Stranger: Nigga
You: Its not a fat joke man, it's a game to see how many insiders you can find, and I'm not black, I'm white
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Walrus Breath wrote:
😂😂😂You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
you: hey there.
Stranger: whats up
You: not much
Stranger: are you a guy or girl
You: i am a girl hippo. U?
Stranger: i guess im a guy lion
You: lions dont scare me.
Stranger: i dont wanna scare you(;
You: thats good. cause i bite and trample when i'm scared.
You: hippos kill more people than lions.
Stranger: i dont wanna kill. make peace not war.. means sex(:
You: hippos have sex in water.
stranger: sex is much better than killing someone.
Stranger: i have sex anywhere
how old are you? do you have a kik
You: can you scatter your poo with your tail? because that makes me hot.
Stranger: thats gross
You: thats what gets girl hippos going.
Stranger: your weird.. yet attractive
You: how do you know? only my nostrils are showing above the water. -
saelo wrote:
"did you know you're a fucking encyclopedia that needs to get a life"You: Coo huh?
You: We have to be large! We eat 100 pounds of veg a day! Bet you couldn't do that, chump.
Stranger: did u know ur a fucking encyclopedia thats needs to get a life
You: I have a very full life as a hippo. Males get up to 4000 pounds.
You: People think we are docile that are ignorant.
Stranger: Shut the fuck up go fuck with ur dad about that
You: If you said these impolite things to me irl, you would be sorry.
You: We hippos kill more people every year than sharks.Your conversational partner has disconnected.
😂😂😂😂😂 oh Saelo. You're the best. Your comments are priceless. -
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
You: Hi
Stranger: M or f?
You: F
Stranger: Age?
You: 22
Stranger: Im 19 male
You: Cool
Stranger: Yeah u wet or horny?
You: Can be
Stranger: Help me git hard!
Stranger: Can u help me git hard?
You: Sure. Just picture me. I'm a 2000lb hippo from Africa. 8 large tits. Greyish body. And I love rolling around in the mud.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.Guess he really didn't need my help.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hi
You: Hippo
Stranger: elephant
You: Lion
Stranger: tiger
You: Bear
Stranger: panda
You: Minkey
Stranger: gorilla
You: Monkey
Stranger: giraffe
You: Possum
Stranger: armadillo
You: Racoon
Stranger: mouse
You: Rat
Stranger: guinea pig
You: T-rex
Stranger: stegasaurous
You: Broncasourus
Stranger: triceratop
You: Volocaraptor
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey hey
You: Sup sup
Stranger: not much much
You: Nope nope
Stranger: you either either?
You: Just lookin for hippos hippos
Stranger: wtf? looking for hippos? where are you 0__0
You: In the states
Stranger: Do we really have hippos? (I feel stupid)
You: Yup if you talk to one you tellem I'm lookin for'em
Stranger: Ok, I know this guy down the street from me, Bernie? He's a hippo-whisperer
You: Really well be careful with the hippos I'm hunting that can be bad.
Stranger: those thugs...
You: I know right
Stranger: I swear, they vandalize my highschool? On the wall it says *swamp life*
You: Sure that wasn't a swamp donkey?
Stranger: I dunno it could've been, or the swamp men...weird thing, I don't even live near a swamp
You: Swamp donkeys are everywhere
Stranger: Really? I must tell the neighbors to be careful when walking their dogs
You: They hide real well then spring up and tax the hell out of you.
Stranger: What time of day do they come out? -
You are now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
stranger: hey m or f
You: f hippo. u?
Stranger: m. whats ur name
You: hungry hungry hippo. yours?
Stranger: what
You: i know its weird. but my mom gave it to me. i miss her.
Stranger: why
You: a group of rabid crocodiles ate her.
Stranger: oh sorry. n now ur alone
You: yes. and i live in fear of rabid crocodiles.
Stranger: whats ur age when ur mom is ddead
You: i was 12 then. 14 now. u?
Stranger: dont worry about it everything will be all right
You: i live in the river. I'm afraid the rabid crocodiles will return.Your converstation partner has disconnected.
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You: Man you never know it always seems it's like you think everything is good and BAM their it is
Stranger: asl? *a little late I know, I just want to envision who I'm talking too*
You: Im a dude dude.
Stranger: that's cool cool, I'm a chick chick
You: Awsome
You: Chicks are cool but their not a hippo
Stranger: oh...so you're into hippos :(
You: Im in to hippos but I'm not IN TO HIPPOS llike a farmer and his cows
Stranger: I don't believe I follow :/
You: Like when mrs farmer isn't looking mr farmer gets a bucket .
Stranger: Oh....yeah, people like that are weird
You: Ya I know
You: Im not into hippos that way.
You: Just hunt them
Stranger: Oh, well that's good, I'm a lion person myself
You: I kinda like leopards
You: You haven't seen otb have you
Stranger: no...what's that?
You: That one thumb bastard he hunts hippos two
You: Your not workin with him are you
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Stranger: hi, 18 m canada
You: Hi 18 f canada
Stranger: cool
You: Hippo??
Stranger: want to watch me masturbate? :)
You: Fuck no
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I'm not a 18 year old F. But i couldnt help myself. I usually match what the other person says
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do u have skype.......???
You: No
Stranger: m or f
You: F
Stranger: age
You: 18
Stranger: had sex ever
You: Yes
Stranger: how many times
You: Several. By the leader of my herd
Stranger: okkk
Stranger: what size of ur tits
You: Hmmmm. I have one boob and several tit.
Stranger: what
You: I guess I should come clean. I'm a hippo
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papabear72 wrote:
😂😂😂😂 awesome job.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: do u have skype.......???
You: No
Stranger: m or f
You: F
Stranger: age
You: 18
Stranger: had sex ever
You: Yes
Stranger: how many times
You: Several. By the leader of my herd
Stranger: okkk
Stranger: what size of ur tits
You: Hmmmm. I have one boob and several tit.
Stranger: what
You: I guess I should come clean. I'm a hippo
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I FOUND A HIPPO!!!!! 😃
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hippi
Stranger: Hippo
You: Hippo!!!! I found one! The stranger!
You: Well that's me atleast😊
Stranger: TW?!
You: Yes!
Stranger: Yayyy! I just read your posts!! 😁
You: To the GD!😃 I have some weird comments... Who you?
Stranger: WhitneeTheBad 😊. Lolz you post first
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Ƭℍḝ ʂϮℜᵃɳցعƦ™ wrote:
Affirmative 😁I FOUND A HIPPO!!!!! 😃
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hippi
Stranger: Hippo
You: Hippo!!!! I found one! The stranger!
You: Well that's me atleast😊
Stranger: TW?!
You: Yes!
Stranger: Yayyy! I just read your posts!! 😁
You: To the GD!😃 I have some weird comments... Who you?
Stranger: WhitneeTheBad 😊. Lolz you post first
You: 👍 -
Tomorrows word should be pelican😊
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