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Is it cheating using the same interests and putting Turf Wars? It doesn't work but hey!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hey there! Sexy hippo looking for another hippo
Stranger: oh sorry im a cow :(((
You: Lame thanks for the burgers tho they are delicious!!
Stranger: you are so welcome
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: Hippo?
Stranger: asl
You: 32/f/zoo
Stranger: where is zoo??
You: Im originally from Africa but now live in a cage in London zoo
Stranger: ok
Stranger: i am still in jungle
Stranger: 32 m jungle
Stranger: ad free
You: You lucky bastard
Stranger: ya and you fucking slave now
Stranger: :))
You: This is true :( and I bet your at the watering hole spraying shit with your tail arnt ya
Stranger: ya and i am also sure that you are shitting in a corner, accumulating it for days and once a week someone coming and collecting it... definitely stinking there.... or is it not?
You: No it's actually pretty clean,there's a toilet in the corner....very sanitary,how's those fucking alligators?
Stranger: how the hell you managed a toilet? you learnt how to use it? the fucking idiot alligators are still mating and are pretty down these days -
You: They are always at it the randy wankers
You: Anyway got to go,Terry's here with my food,gonna try and bite his arm off
Stranger: oh ya
Stranger: already dinner time?
You: Yeah,it's grass tonight....my favourite
Stranger: want to have a future contact??
Stranger: oh you vegetarian
You: Depends if your on TW?
Stranger: poor vegis..... i am happy i m nt in there
Stranger: and what the hell is TW?
You: Nevermind Terry's here....cya
Stranger: ohhhhhhh
Stranger: i wanted to know some more abt you but if you are not iterestd then its a pity
Stranger: wold have been great to have a future contact but seems like you are not greatly intrsted in someone from Jungle
Stranger: or may be you are jealous.....
You: Jealously is a cruel mistress
Stranger: ya...
Stranger: is TW = twitter?
You: My grass is here I'm fucking starving got to go
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You: Hippo
Stranger: potamus?
You: Yus
You: I live there
Stranger: i live here
You: Potamus bay
You: The beach of dreams
Stranger: never heard of it
You: How come
You: Every hippo knows
Stranger: great story
You: You don't know ?!?
You: What about hippowood?
Stranger: ooo, i know all right
You: You gotta know one
Stranger: i know them both
You: Really?
Stranger: yea yea
You: Liar!!!
Stranger: right by hippo legs
Stranger: of course
You: Hmmm
You: You a hippo too!?!
Stranger: yup. been a south african hippo all my life
You: You play turf wars?
Stranger: no
You: Every hippo plays it
You: So you lie
Stranger: i dont know anything about hippo bay
Stranger: or hippowood
Stranger: or turf wars
You: *gasp you traitor!
You: Good day!
Stranger: breathe, fool
You: I aint the fool -
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hippo
Stranger: Hiiii!
You: Byeeeeee!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey m here
Stranger: u?
You: Hey hippo here
Stranger: too biger pussy
Stranger: ?
Stranger: cant fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.O.o
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Aint it funny peeps? Si ce this thread came to be, there is no more trolling in gd today. To bad this frikking iphone is so tiny to type ffs, i got a lot of ideas but they leave before i can actually say it 😢
Ps, keep at it people, this thred is getting frikking epic
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Lmfaooo!! Rud. That is an epic convo. I love it when people play along and I spirals into some weird dimension. Priceless.
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Hippo
Stranger: UM EXCUSE YOU
Stranger: LOOK IN THE MIRROR
You: I currently weigh 194 pounds
Stranger: OKAY AND I WEIGH LESS THAN THAT !
Stranger: SO SHUT UP
You: Lies
Stranger: BRUH SHUT UP . CAUSE YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME .
You: Oh, sorry u must be ten.
Stranger: um NO .
Stranger: you must be a fat 12 year old
Stranger: .
You: Hmmm, assumptions, most likely I'm right in ur wrong so bye
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hippo
Stranger: hi
Stranger: do you know any good serial?
You: Serial numbers?
Stranger: good serial
You: Hippo ahoy
Stranger: čech?
You: GTFO
Stranger: heeej
You: GTFO no hippo no words
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
It's so funny,lol.....takes about 10 different people to find someone who'll play alongLmfaooo!! Rud. That is an epic convo. I love it when people play along and I spirals into some weird dimension. Priceless.
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This one is so random I had to post it haha
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: I can't go to taco bell! God Karen, You're So Stupid
You: Hippo
You: Mmmm
You: Taco bell
You: Get me some Doritos locos tacos when you go
Stranger: Get in, loser, we're going shopping
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Stranger: hey
You: Hey, I'm looking for a hippo. Have you seen one?
Stranger: Im a hipppo!
You: YOUR A HIPPO?
Stranger: YEAH!
You: Your not a lion in disguise, right?
Stranger: noo beached whale in disguise:/
You: You know of Turfwars?
Stranger: noo
You: Why would a whale be disguised as a hippo?
Stranger: Because i can!
You: Can.... What? Walk around as a hippo?
Stranger: Yeahh
You: Would you be a boy hippo or a girl hippo?
You: As disguise, of course
You: Is this Zambia?
Stranger: Im a girl hippo -
You: Prove it. How many breasts do you have?
Stranger: 2
You: Tsk tsk.. Your disguise needs work. You should have 8, freak
Stranger: Ohh then ill work on it!
You: Have fun, see you when your a proper hippo
Stranger: NOO!
You: No?
Stranger: dont go
You: Why? Your obviously not paying much attention to the conversation
Stranger: but i want a friend
You: What kind of friend?
Stranger: Just a friend:/
You: Want a friend, go back to the ocean and find a whale. I'm on a hippo hunt, you fake hippo, can't stay
Stranger: NOO! i cant get back to the ocean im beache3d
You: But as a hippo, you can walk around. So walk back into the water before dropping the disguise
Stranger: Can you just stay my friend??
You: Are you wearing pants? ❔❔
Stranger: noo im a whale!
You: AHA not a hippo
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I think Amy is broken Dolce is right.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hippo
Stranger: Hiya, asl?
Stranger: I'm 19 female US
Stranger: What's your name, honey?
You: Fuck off Amy
Stranger: :)
You: Fuck you Amy!!
You: Amy Im sorry I didn't mean it!
You: Amy!!!!
You: Please!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.There was quite a pause between me telling her to fuck off and the actual disconnection. I wonder if the bot looks for keywords.
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Kevster 🇺🇸💀🔫 wrote:
😹😹😹😱I did💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:
😂😂😂😂I almost pissed myself.You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hippo?
Stranger: Pussy
You: No hippo
Stranger: No pussy
You: NO HIPPO
Stranger: NO PUSSY
You: Ill bite your pussy head off
Stranger: do it
You: Come to the watering hole then
Stranger: Okay be there in 10
You: Remember it's next to the dead tree next to the tribe village
Stranger: Down the street from the lions cave?
You: Yeah bring a knife because I'll crush ya skull and poo on ya chest
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hippo
Stranger: what the hell
You: Hippo?
Stranger: ???
You: Dont hang up on me please
Stranger: i wont
You: Im a lonely hippo
You: All my herd mates are assholes
Your conversational partner has disconnected.He lied to me 😔
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Stranger: Ask me any 10 questions you'd like :p
You: do you like hippos?
Stranger: Yes
You: do you play turf wars?
Your converstation partner has disconnected.I was lied to as well Grimm. 😔
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Heres mine
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hippo
Stranger: M or f?
You: Hippo M I'm the alpha male I control the watering hole
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Stranger: Hey, I am a 17 year old "female" looking for some action(; and you(;
You: I be a 25 hippo, "male", I have 2 possums, a giraffe, and 17 cats to keep me safe on kinky nights.
Stranger: I like kinky(;
You: I meant lonely... I'm sorry...Your conversational partner has disconnected
I didn't get to ask about TW):😔
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: fb?
You: Funky Buffalo?
Stranger: facebook
You: Thats what I thought
Stranger: whhaat
You: Exactly.
You: Total mindfuck.
You: Tw?
Stranger: whaaat
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected....sigh
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Funniest one yet
You: Hippo
Stranger: m
You: Hippo?
Stranger: fuck you
You: do you want to be my friend
Stranger: no
You: Hippo hipsters that's what we'll call our crew
You: Friend?
Stranger: fag
You: No it's spelt hippo h I p p o
Stranger: fuck up
You: What do you sugggest we call our crew?
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: LITTLE CUNT
Stranger: PISS OFF
You: Thats a bad word
Stranger: YOU FAG
You: I think you miss spelt fact it's not what you said
Stranger: DICK
Stranger: CUNT
You: Do you watch dick n Dom?
Stranger: PUSSY FACE
You: I don't own a cat
Stranger: NO I DONT WATCH DICK AND DOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: H
Stranger: AND FUCK YOU
Stranger: LITLE PRICK
Stranger: GO DIE
Stranger: PUSSY
You: Why you being mean you're in the hippo hipsters were cool too cool for school right?
You: Oh you spelt little wrong -
Stranger: FUUUUUUUCK YOU LITTLE SHIT SHIT YOU FUCKING MOUTH TWAT!
You: I like you too we should be best friends
Stranger: NO
You: Way not?
You: Oh sorry why not
Stranger: BECAUSE YOU ARE ENOYING AS FUCK
You: Actually it's annoying
Stranger: UORGTC5UJ6
Stranger: YHT]
Stranger: YHT
Stranger: JN
Stranger: YUH
Stranger: JHJUHY
Stranger: MGK
Stranger: OPUY]
Stranger: UOOJ0HYR
Stranger: N IDSR4FVYUT54
You: Dont puttin ghat out there
Stranger: =YUJ
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: Oh that's not very nice
Stranger: FUCK YOU (X100)
You: Oh I like you too friend
Stranger: FUCK UP
You: Trololololol
Stranger: GAY
You: I am happy that is the definition of gay
Stranger: PISS OFFFF
You: I don't need to pee -
An actual person said that to me I wasn't the one swearing I didn't swear at all he swore.....a lot
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hippo
Stranger: hey
Stranger: goose
You: Horse
Stranger: doggy
You: Crow
Stranger: pussy ;)
You: Beaver
Stranger: kitty
You: Lion
Stranger: shark
You: Hippo
Stranger: you already said that. you lose!
You: I never lose. It's my game. I make the rules
Stranger: not when you are playing me bitch!
You: Im not a bitch. I'm the GodFather
You: Don Papabear
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Stranger: m f?
You: F
Stranger: nice :) how old?
You: Soo.. U interested In hippos?
Stranger: not really
Stranger: is that your fetish?
You: Aw. Being a hippo Is a lonely life...
Stranger: yea, i guess
You: R u a hippo?
Stranger: nnope
You: Wanna be?
Stranger: nope
You: But... The hippo side has cookies!
You: Join us. :)
Stranger: well hippos are naked.....will you be naked? ;) i will if you are :)
You: Hmm... I sense a disturbance in the force! Away with you!!
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You: Hippo
Stranger: BABY
Stranger: DONT TREAT ME BAD
Stranger: THIS COULD BE THE BEST THING THAT YOUVE EVERHAD
Stranger: SO BABY
You: A fiesty one huh
Stranger: DONT TREAT ME BAD
Stranger: YOU CAN DO ANYTHING BUT BABY
You: You like hippos?
Stranger: DONT TREAT ME BAD
Stranger: I like Don't Treat Me Bad by Firehouse
You: Im happy for ya
Stranger: yus
You: But don't you like hippos?
Stranger: shure
You: Im a lil hippo. Only 1 ton
You: You have a song about hippos?
You: Firehouse sucks
Stranger: ok
Stranger: firehouse is god
You: Well there you are
You: Do you have a song about hippos?
Stranger: no
You: Well you suck like firehouse
Stranger: ok
You: Your my bitch
Stranger: no
You: You will now say, hippos are God. firehouse sucks. SAY IT NOW!!
You: Say it or I will kill your cat.
You: I am outside your house now. In the back yard. And I have your cat with me! SAY IT!
Stranger: i dont have a cat
You: Oh. Your dog then.
You: Or your pet hamster
You: Or bird.
Stranger: i have no cat
You: You should get one. -
I had an epic convo about hippos and tigers. It's long so I'm just gonna post the link
http://logs.omegle.com/f23c6f
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
You: Hippo.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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