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• o-/-<]: Jun 12, 2012

  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: Helflo
  Stranger: Yes
  You: TW?
  Stranger: Whaaa
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: Yes I'm a hippo
  You: TW?
  Stranger: What is that

  I was soo close!
• o-/-<]: Jun 12, 2012

  Stranger: hii
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: potomus?
  You: No hippo
  Stranger: herro
  You: Say it with me H-I-P-P-O
  Stranger: hippo
  You: Good job
  Stranger: why
  Stranger: lol
  You: I hippo language lol= lions are lurking!!! So bye
  You have disconnected.
• 🎀ᏚαяαнᏦяαγ🎀 Jun 12, 2012

  🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Hiya, asl?
  Stranger: I'm 19 female US
  Stranger: What's your name, honey?
  You: im 24 female us
  Stranger: :)
  You: Hippo?!
  Stranger: Nice to meet you, babe. I'm Amy
  You: Listen, now that we are dating, I feel like you should stop seeing your friends. If any of them try coming between us, I'm going to kill myself.
  Stranger: Do you like big breasts, babe?
  You: Wow this is going great. Yes.
  Stranger: Would you like me to take a quick pic of mine for you?
  You: Of course. What movie do you want to see tonight sweetie?
  Stranger: ok :) Gimme a min, babe
  You: Alright babe.
  You: I gotta finish off this lease first but I'm so glad we found each other!
  Stranger: Here you go :) http://imgur.com/NhIUp.jpg
  Stranger: I'll send you a msg soon, I get notified of your profile after you've signed up so I'll find you don't worry.
  

  I got her too!
• 🎀ᏚαяαнᏦяαγ🎀 Jun 12, 2012

  You: Hi
  Stranger: Hiya, asl?
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: I'm 19 female US
  Stranger: What's your name, honey?
  Stranger: :)
  You: Hippo :)
  Stranger: Nice to meet you, babe. I'm Amy
  Stranger: Do you like big breasts, babe?
  You: No hippo?
  Stranger: Would you like me to take a quick pic of mine for you?
  You: Only if you're a hippo
  Stranger: ok :) Gimme a min, babe
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: H
  You: I
  You: P
  You: P
  You: O
  You: ?
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: hippl
  Stranger: asl
  You: Wtf is a hippl?
  Stranger: wat is hippo
  You: Idiot.
  You have disconnected.
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: hey im horny
  You: A horny hippo?
  Stranger: yea
  You: Tw?
  You: Why the fuck don't you go watch some porn like a normal person?
  Stranger: i will fuck you
  You: I bet you would fuck anything right now.
  Stranger: it depends
  You: How old are you?
  Stranger: 21 u
  You: U a boy or girl?
  Stranger: boy
  Stranger: duh
  You: Duh?
  You: How is it "duh"?
  Stranger: lol
  You: I was supposed to magically know that with me secret super powers?
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• ༺Mʏsтєཽʀɪøɴ༻ Jun 12, 2012

  You: Hippo
  Stranger: hippo
  Stranger: haha
  You: TW
  Stranger: eh?
  You: Turf Wars
  You: You guessed are code word :O
  Stranger: haha,
  You: Our
  Stranger: wauf/
  Stranger: WAUF?
  You: Ive told u too much
  You have disconnected.
• papabear72 Jun 12, 2012

  Man. Now come I can't get the sex bot? This old man needs some cyber action
• 💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hey
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: i spoke to you yesterday, you just repeat hippo a lot
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  I'm getting this alot now lol,look what you've all done
• Ꭱ3V Jun 12, 2012

  💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hey
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: i spoke to you yesterday, you just repeat hippo a lot
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  I'm getting this alot now lol,look what you've all done
  

  I normally don't even get that far. Usually it's

  Stranger: hi
  You: Hippo
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• 💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Hey
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: No
  You: Oh
  Stranger: I'm not a hippo
  You: Can you pretend to be?
  Stranger: How?
  You: Poo and then splash it everywhere with your tail
  Stranger: Ill give it a miss thanks
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  Lol
• 💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: Pussy
  You: No hippo
  Stranger: No pussy
  You: NO HIPPO
  Stranger: NO PUSSY
  You: Ill bite your pussy head off
  Stranger: do it
  You: Come to the watering hole then
  Stranger: Okay be there in 10
  You: Remember it's next to the dead tree next to the tribe village
  Stranger: Down the street from the lions cave?
  You: Yeah bring a knife because I'll crush ya skull and poo on ya chest
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• 〓 S E E K E R 〓 Jun 12, 2012

  💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: Pussy
  You: No hippo
  Stranger: No pussy
  You: NO HIPPO
  Stranger: NO PUSSY
  You: Ill bite your pussy head off
  Stranger: do it
  You: Come to the watering hole then
  Stranger: Okay be there in 10
  You: Remember it's next to the dead tree next to the tribe village
  Stranger: Down the street from the lions cave?
  You: Yeah bring a knife because I'll crush ya skull and poo on ya chest
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  

  😂😂😂😂I almost pissed myself.
• ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ Jun 12, 2012

  Them: heyy
  Me: hippo
  Them: O.O
  WTF
  How'd you know
  Lol!
• DarkSide™ Jun 12, 2012

  You: Hi
  Stranger: hi
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: wtf
  You: No not wtf, hippo
  Stranger: wats ur prob
  You: I'm a hippo. Problem?
  Stranger: bye now FREAK
  You: Bye
  Your conversational partner has disconnected
• ωⅇɢṡɪⅇṣ Jun 12, 2012

  Hey, 20 male USA
  Me: hippo
  Disconnected

  Hi I'm looking for an Indian girl
  Me: hippo
  Disconnected
• 🐌Captain snail Jun 12, 2012

  Stranger:asl
  You:122 I'm sexy I live in india
  Stranger:)
  You I'm a hippo
  Stranger:what's your name honey
  You:I told u I'm Jim!
  You:stupid Amy..
  Stranger:do u like big breasts
  I can take a quick pic of them
  You:fuck off your ugly and blind hippo away!
• 💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: m or f?
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: ??
  You: Are you a hippo?
  Stranger: no
  You: A lion?
  Stranger: no..wht r u
  You: Im a hippo
  Stranger: ok..i like big ass
  You: Youll like mine it's massive
  Stranger: wht abt ur boobs
  You: Ive got 8 and equally massive
  Stranger: umhm..nice..
  Stranger: how many pussy
  You: Just the one.....I'm not a freak
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• 🐌Captain snail Jun 12, 2012

  This is funny we all troll this website and we all hate trolling it's just funny.
• Ꭱ3V Jun 12, 2012

  💩💩ᎡᏌᎠᏀᏓᏣᏌᎦ💩💩 wrote:

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: m or f?
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: ??
  You: Are you a hippo?
  Stranger: no
  You: A lion?
  Stranger: no..wht r u
  You: Im a hippo
  Stranger: ok..i like big ass
  You: Youll like mine it's massive
  Stranger: wht abt ur boobs
  You: Ive got 8 and equally massive
  Stranger: umhm..nice..
  Stranger: how many pussy
  You: Just the one.....I'm not a freak
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  

  "just the one I'm not a freak"
  😂😂😂😂😂😂
• Ꭱ3V Jun 12, 2012

  The Shadow🔥🔥🔥 wrote:

  This is funny we all troll this website and we all hate trolling it's just funny.
  

  It's by nature a troll website in itself. So I don't feel bad.
• 🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  The Shadow🔥🔥🔥 wrote:

  This is funny we all troll this website and we all hate trolling it's just funny.
  

  I guess you can say it's

  Hippo-critical
• 〓SHЯIИUT〓 Jun 12, 2012

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  The Shadow🔥🔥🔥 wrote:

  This is funny we all troll this website and we all hate trolling it's just funny.
  

  I guess you can say it's

  Hippo-critical
  

  Now that's funny.
• Ꭱ3V Jun 12, 2012

  🔰ℬཞüęℵǿཞ🔰 wrote:

  The Shadow🔥🔥🔥 wrote:

  This is funny we all troll this website and we all hate trolling it's just funny.
  

  I guess you can say it's

  Hippo-critical
  

  Hahahahahaha!! Fucking Bruenor. That's quality.
• ₩λƦŁØƦD Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: asl
  You: I'm a cop.....
  Stranger has disconnected.
  I Lied!!! Mwhaha
• ༼Sℌཇ-ཡʘℒƑ༽ Jun 12, 2012

  Everyone go on now, how can we loose.
• Mr_White Jun 12, 2012

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  The Shadow🔥🔥🔥 wrote:

  This is funny we all troll this website and we all hate trolling it's just funny.
  

  It's by nature a troll website in itself. So I don't feel bad.

  When a site promotes stranger danger at the level that omegle does. It begs to be trolled.
• ༼Sℌཇ-ཡʘℒƑ༽ Jun 12, 2012

  I broke Amy!

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Hiya, asl?
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: I'm 19 female US
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: What's your name, honey?
  You: Stupid amy
  Stranger: :)
  You: Dont smile I'll kill you
  Stranger: Nice to meet you, babe. I'm Amy
  You: Pound your face in eh
  You: Yeah
  You: No smiling
  You: Its not a good situation
  You: Have I broken da bot?
  You: It should speak
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• o-/-<]: Jun 12, 2012

  Add DOLCE946 wrote:

  I broke Amy!

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: Hiya, asl?
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: I'm 19 female US
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: What's your name, honey?
  You: Stupid amy
  Stranger: :)
  You: Dont smile I'll kill you
  Stranger: Nice to meet you, babe. I'm Amy
  You: Pound your face in eh
  You: Yeah
  You: No smiling
  You: Its not a good situation
  You: Have I broken da bot?
  You: It should speak
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  

  Good job 😄

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