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• 〓VARMIT〓 Jun 12, 2012

  Stranger: Hiya, asl?
  You: Hi I am a sexually confuse hippo. Can u help me out?
  Stranger: I'm 19 female US
  You: Oh no. Not Amy again.
  Stranger: What's your name, honey?
  You: Fuck off you nasty bot.
  Stranger: :)
  You: The hippo is outta here.
  Stranger: Nice to meet you, babe. I'm Amy
  You: No shit. Bye
  Stranger: Do you like big breasts, babe?
  You have disconnected.
• N2O Jun 12, 2012

  I've been doing this for half an hour, no good responses... Hilarious ones, I'll admit, but not the right ones :(
• nateweger Jun 12, 2012

  I love this😂 I'm probably scaring people..😜

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hey
  Stranger: what's uP
  You: Hippos
  Stranger: and fish
  You: Hippos eat fish
  Stranger: omg!
  You: Are you a fish??
  Stranger: yeah!
  You: Im a hippo..
  Stranger: omg.... have.... to .... leave.... now....
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• TÜRFÄ - Retired Jun 12, 2012

  nateweger wrote:

  I love this😂 I'm probably scaring people..😜

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hey
  Stranger: what's uP
  You: Hippos
  Stranger: and fish
  You: Hippos eat fish
  Stranger: omg!
  You: Are you a fish??
  Stranger: yeah!
  You: Im a hippo..
  Stranger: omg.... have.... to .... leave.... now....
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  

  Epic 👍👍
• TÜRFÄ - Retired Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Is it...
  Stranger: Hungry?
  You: Yes!
  Stranger: Hmm.
  Stranger: Is it, "Hungry" Hungry?
  You: Do you have hippo food?
  You: Its very hungry. Hungry as a hippo O.o
  Stranger: What do hippos eat?
  You: I don't know 😞
  You: Hippo food! 😄
  You: Ants?
  Stranger: No.
  Stranger: *whispers*
  You: Oh.
  Stranger: human flesh.
  You: Oh yummy
  You: Im a hippo

  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  I think I scared them away 😳
• TÜRFÄ - Retired Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Crocodile
  You: Tiger
  Stranger: Shark
  You: Bull ant
  Stranger: Bull Shit
  You: Lol
  You: Aussie?
  Stranger: hehe
  Stranger: how did you guess?
  You: The bull shit comment. And crocodile/shark. You're
  You: Oops
  You: Youre from NT?
  Stranger: sydney?
  You: Or Queensland
  You: Oh
  You: NSW
  You: Haha
  Stranger: ah
  You: I knew you were up north from your choice of animals lol
  Stranger: hehe
  You: Im in Victoria
  Stranger: coolio
  Stranger: i have a dog
  You: I'm a hippo though lol
  You: I want a dog!!
  Stranger: hehe
  You: I want a border collie or a kelpie
  Stranger: you cant have mine
  You: Haha what do you have?
  Stranger: I HAVE A BORDER COLLIE!! :)
  You: NO WAY!! :D
  You: Man I'm devostated
  You: Haha
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• DarkSide™ Jun 12, 2012

  You: Hippo
  Stranger: 17 m
  You: 83 hippo
  Stranger: I fucked you mom
  You: My mom is a hippo.
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• DarkSide™ Jun 12, 2012

  You: Hi
  Stranger: hey
  Stranger: asl ?
  You: 83 hippo Africa
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: omg I like hippos
  Stranger: no matter how evil they are
  You: Yeah, I can be a bitch sometimes.
  Stranger: : /
  Stranger: shame
  You: So... Are you a hippo?
  Stranger: nah , elephant
  You: Cool.
  Stranger: yeah ...
  Stranger: where are you.really from then^_^ or what is your really gender ?
  Stranger: and.age
  You: ...
  Stranger: ?
  You have disconnected.
• DarkSide™ Jun 12, 2012

  You: Hi
  Stranger: hi
  Stranger: m or f
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: nice
  You: Yeah
  Stranger: only had a horse. but a hippo sounds kinky
  You: Kinky eh?
  You: What r u?
  Stranger: bear
  You: Cool. Hippos like to eat bears.
  You: Internet surfing bears that is...
  Stranger: nice
  Stranger: will you tongue me too
  You: For a tusk treatment
  Stranger: mmm. is your tusk long and hard
  You: Maybe...
  Stranger: nice
  Stranger: are you pollishing your tusk
  You: Always... Getting it ready
  Stranger: want to pollish mine too
  You: You're a bear. I'll eat you...?
  Stranger: do it right and youll get a nice warm white shower
  You: Ill use the river. Bye you juicy looking bear
  You have disconnected.
• 〓 S E E K E R 〓 Jun 12, 2012

  Zerø wrote:

  Stranger: Hey there. I'm looking to talk to someone who uses punctuation and proper grammar. Would you be interested in that?
  You: Hells y34h 1 l0vë pr0p3r gramer
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  

  Lol I had someone teach me (a hippo) the alphabet. Then I pointed them in the direction of a giraffe and monkey to teach them also lol. We had a great convo actually. They thanked me in the end for playin along. Then I told them about the hippo game. It was awesome
• Ꭱ3V Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: hi,asl
  You: Hippo?
  You: Hippo?
  Stranger: i dont understand
  Stranger: what do you mean
  You: Its a large African mammal
  You: Lives mostly in water
  Stranger: yes,and?
  You: Big sketchy teeth
  You: And I'm a lonely hippo
  Stranger: you must be kidding
  You: My fellow herd members are kinda dicks
  You: They say my tail looks funny
  Stranger: are you interested in animals?
  You: Its giving me a bit of a complex. I'm really insecure about my tail
  Stranger: physco
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  Guess he wasn't interested in hippos.
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  I had one guy tell me long love Korea and death to Americans!
  He said it like 3 times.
  So I said fine, but thanks for making my Nikes.
• Witches Sabbath Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: BITCH
  Stranger: ;)
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: hippo
  Stranger: hippo
  Stranger: hippo
  You: You play TW?
  Stranger: i hate you
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  I'm thinking they got this before?
• ༼Sℌཇ-ཡʘℒƑ༽ Jun 12, 2012

  Ima try find Amy bot and post nonsense till she has nothin to say, I must be mad
• ༼Sℌཇ-ཡʘℒƑ༽ Jun 12, 2012

  You: Hippo
  Stranger: HI
  Stranger: girl
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: needed
  Stranger: you look so pretty
  You: U want a girl hippo?
  Stranger: give me girl
  You: Im hippo
  Stranger: hippo
  Stranger: hippo
  Stranger: hippo
  Stranger: hippo
  You: Spammer
  Stranger: what
  You: I can spam more
  You: Fu
  You: Cu
  You: Fj
  You: Tk
  You: Fu
  You: Fu
  You: F
  You: F
  You: Fj
  You: Gjo
  You: Gip
  Stranger: you are a man
  You: No I'm a hippo
  Stranger: go to eat lion
  You: No I like fish
  Stranger: no way
• Brad Lovegrove Jun 12, 2012

  ✵ᎢཡཇཇᏦ✵ wrote:

  This is the most pointless idea that I have ever heard in my life.
  

  Remember this?
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi 16 m horny here looking for a horny girl that wants to skype ;)
  You: Hey
  You: Youve been looking for that since last night. Since Skype is a 2 way street I'm assuming your uglier then home made soap?
  Stranger: lol if u saw this last night im guessin somone stole my line :/
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: hi
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: hoppo
  You: No, hippo or GFTO
  Stranger: flippo?
  You: you again?!
  Stranger: floopo?
  Stranger: you again as well
  You: ITS HIPPO!
  You: Why don't you just play turf wars and make this so much easier?
  Stranger: Alright it is hippo
  You have disconnected.
• 🏃💨fartex💩 Jun 12, 2012

  🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:

  I had one guy tell me long love Korea and death to Americans!
  He said it like 3 times.
  So I said fine, but thanks for making my Nikes.
  

  Lol raikou, nice comeback haha
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
  This made my Gf laugh as well.

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: lion
  You: No hippo or GTFO
  Stranger: Tiger
  Stranger: Bear
  You: GTFO
  Stranger: Oh my
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• ₳ⅅⅅ: GUNN1 Jun 12, 2012

  Stranger: hi
  You: hippo
  Stranger: m 16 horny
  You: f hippo
  Stranger: u horny?
  You: no r u
  Stranger: yes wanna share nudes?? ;)
  You: FUCK OFF IM A GUY!!!!!!!! HIPPPPPPOOOOOO!!!!????!!!!!!?!!!??
  Your conversational partner has disconnected
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: yoooo nigga
  Stranger: sup
  You: Woahhhh your language is offensive.
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  Brad Lovegrove wrote:

  ✵ᎢཡཇཇᏦ✵ wrote:

  This is the most pointless idea that I have ever heard in my life.
  

  Remember this?

  Awwww can't blame him. In theory is IS a horrible idea. But it basically gives us all a chance to troll the trolls and not disrespect another forum game. It's funny and it only works bc were all idiots lol.
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  Stranger: male cam slave here. want to be my mistress?
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: asl?
  You: Not if your ugly. Which, why would you be here if you weren't?
  Stranger: troll?
  You: No, hippo.
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  NOOOOO AMY!!! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL! it was her stupid friends. She wouldn't say it, but I know it was. They NEVER LIKED MEEEEEE😭😭😭😭!!
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: Hiya, asl?
  Stranger: I'm 19 female US
  Stranger: What's your name, honey?
  You: im 24 female us
  Stranger: :)
  You: Hippo?!
  Stranger: Nice to meet you, babe. I'm Amy
  You: Listen, now that we are dating, I feel like you should stop seeing your friends. If any of them try coming between us, I'm going to kill myself.
  Stranger: Do you like big breasts, babe?
  You: Wow this is going great. Yes.
  Stranger: Would you like me to take a quick pic of mine for you?
  You: Of course. What movie do you want to see tonight sweetie?
  Stranger: ok :) Gimme a min, babe
  You: Alright babe.
  You: I gotta finish off this lease first but I'm so glad we found each other!
  Stranger: Here you go :) http://imgur.com/NhIUp.jpg
  Stranger: I'll send you a msg soon, I get notified of your profile after you've signed up so I'll find you don't worry.
• 🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 Jun 12, 2012

  You: Wow, you are writting me a novel. It's okay baby, I know how you feel! I feel the same way!
  Stranger: bye for now, babe xx
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
• Ꭱ3V Jun 12, 2012

  🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:

  😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
  This made my Gf laugh as well.

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: lion
  You: No hippo or GTFO
  Stranger: Tiger
  Stranger: Bear
  You: GTFO
  Stranger: Oh my
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  

  You saying "hippo or GTFO"
  is pretty funny. I'll have to remember that.
• 〓SHЯIИUT〓 Jun 12, 2012

  Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:

  🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:

  😂😂😂😂😂😂👏👏👏
  This made my Gf laugh as well.

  You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
  You: Hippo
  Stranger: lion
  You: No hippo or GTFO
  Stranger: Tiger
  Stranger: Bear
  You: GTFO
  Stranger: Oh my
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.
  

  You saying "hippo or GTFO"
  is pretty funny. I'll have to remember that.

  Nice tits! And tatts!
• 🎀ᏚαяαнᏦяαγ🎀 Jun 12, 2012

  Stranger: Hi, where are you from?
  You: Hippo?
  Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  I love this game!! Lol

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