♠Turrrfa™😖 is very ill and needs your help.
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I've spent hours upon hours writing things for the amusement of the GD public ... ok fine. I do enjoy writing stupid stuff. Lol. Still ...
I'm out with mates but I'm pretty sick (going to a doctor tomorrow), and I wanna hear some of GreenMan's stories. I'd love to hear Bad Bean's epicly imaginative tales. I feel like being wooed by Lady Skillz. I wanna hear about Hyena's trecks through the wild Australian bush. I feel like being comforted by Saelo and OSU Girl. I miss ajc and her tales of being shot and adventuring in Africa. I wish Tweek would come back and whinge about things. I miss him.
Please ... give me stuff to read and smile or cry at. 😉😘😊
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Get well soon Sir
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Awe I feel so special being called out. I'll be right over there to take care of my sick fiancé. I'll give you plenty of orange juice and soup. 😘 I shall write you a story later when I'm a little more awake and not still dozing in and out writing this. Get some rest darling. 😘😘 ❤❤
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Please turfa, get well
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Get well Turfa, and what are you doing out with your mates when you are sick??? Off to bed now with a steaming bowl and Eucalyptus oil to clear those sinuses. Oh and I did a post on the hop for you.
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Thankyou for the attention everyone :)
I've had a beer, just to calm my stomach down. I'm feeling mildly better now ... last night I could never have drunk a thing lol.
Hyena, I hate eucalyptus oil. It stinks! Haha.
Mint leaves - fresh - on the ither hand, mmmhmmm yeah man. Love it. Lol.
Lady Skillz, I'm looking foward to hearing from you babe! :)
Ace Luciano, cheers man. I'll do my best lol ..
Aces, I'm trying, medication tomorrow if I'm not feeling tip-top. Lol
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Get better Turfa. Get some 🍜 and a 🍺. 😉
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Raph213 wrote:
I did ;) haha ... I'm feeling considerably better mate 👍👍Get better Turfa. Get some 🍜 and a 🍺. 😉
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Have you taken any pills?
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Go out and party so hard that you forget your sick!!✌🚬💉💪💋🚓😲🔫😒💰
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My dearest Turfa.. I was just thinking about you yesterday wondering where my long lost turfa had gone. I miss our pal chats and have been deprived of your much needed humor lately! The return of Tweek has not been ruled out yet 😉 Now in order to get to feeling better you need a warm shower, some soup, and to make the following drink : you mix water, gin, lemon, and honey and bring it to a boil on the stove. Drink warm and you will 💤💤 like a baby and feel much better after a few rounds of that!! It's a miracle drink 😁 hope you get to feeling better turfa. Sending virtual hugs your way!
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Im changing my name to View Bleed
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Well since turfa is sick, I might make a update on Saturday, spoilers 😏
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ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
Isn't that what it is already?Im changing my name to View Bleed
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Awwww, turfa. I hate that you aren't feeling well. Hope you are well taken care of and being waited on hand and foot while you're sick. Drink lots of fluids and get some rest. Hugs.
💛💙💜💗💚💛💙💜💗💚💛💙💜 -
Alright, Turfa, imma need:
8 adjectives,
6 adverbs,
2 past tense (transitive) verbs,
1 present tense (transitive) verb,
1 past tense (intransitive) verb,
1 gerund (transitive),
An animal,
Geographical terrain,
Body part,
Plural body part,
Time period,
Occupation,
Person,
and Derogatory name.But really, do it. 😊
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Ooh mad libz go turfa!
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Huggys to feel bettr!!!!!
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Hope you feel better buddy. Cap some turf that'll help 😜
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Ꮹཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Damn Grimm you're too fast... 😜ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
Isn't that what it is already?Im changing my name to View Bleed
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Hyena wrote:
That's what she saidᏩཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Damn Grimm you're too fast... 😜ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
Isn't that what it is already?Im changing my name to View Bleed
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
😭🙎 "HE"Hyena wrote:
That's what HE saidᏩཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Damn Grimm you're too fast... 😜ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
Isn't that what it is already?Im changing my name to View Bleed
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I love you all (except hyena. Never trust a cat in dog's clothing) ... I just woke up, and I feel worse, if not the same. Ugh. Off to the doctors I go I suppose 😔
I'll get back to reply personally to each of your posts in a few hours :)
P.S. Feelin' the love, Saelo ❤😘
Turfa out 👋✌
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I hope you feel better turfa. This game isnt fun without you
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I give u soup!!!
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No soup for you 😲🍜
😹 No really, get well soon buddy. Lookin forward to your triumphant return!
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Damn turfa in about an hour I'll write a psychotic rant just for you 😃. I would do it now but your sickness decided to hit on an exam night; you selfish bastard.
Would you prefer a story of life, a general complaint, or just me being odd? -
🔰࿈Ᏸลอ🔥Ᏸεαη࿈🔰 wrote:
Lmao. You mean you can switch the psychotic rant mode on and off at will?! Haha I wish I could lol.Damn turfa in about an hour I'll write a psychotic rant just for you 😃. I would do it now but your sickness decided to hit on an exam night; you selfish bastard.
Would you prefer a story of life, a general complaint, or just me being odd?Hmm ... I might go the story of life. Cheers man! 😉
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In reply to everyone's messages, I don't feel any better, but I don't feel any worse either. Silver lining right there, eh? 👍✌
I do appreciate the support. I'm hoping to be better soon ... wait, did I need to say that? Lol. It's my little sister's 18th birthday tomorrow, and I just realized I haven't bought her a present. Man, I'm a dick. 😖 ... I'll work something out for her though.
SeñoritaMafioso, I'm in no state of mind to try writing anything technical. Lol. Sorry ma'am.
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As I sit so broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted.
Than I walk and at a glance, felt a fart but shit my pants...
Hope you smiled ;) lol or felt disgusted, either/or it's better than feeling sicky 😘 -
Queen Nicole wrote:
Lol. That poem is written on most of the guy's toilet walls at TAFE (kinda like a trade-school in Australia lol) ... Every time I saw it I used to shake my head and attempt to cry. Lol.As I sit so broken hearted, tried to shit but only farted.
Than I walk and at a glance, felt a fart but shit my pants...
Hope you smiled ;) lol or felt disgusted, either/or it's better than feeling sicky 😘
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