♠Turrrfa™😖 is very ill and needs your help.
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"You do not entertain orange buffalo wings and pizza?"
I do not entertain them, turfa-I-am.
"Could you, would you, with a peacock?"
I would not, could not, with a peacock!
"Would you, could you, on a boat?"
I could not, would not, on a boat.
I will not, will not, with a peacock.
I will not swallow them in the wet.
I will not swallow them on a private jet.
Not in the snowy! Not in a table!
Not in a hot air balloon! You let me be!
I do not entertain them in a cage.
I do not entertain them with a cow.
I will not swallow them in an apartment.
I do not entertain them with a monkey.
I do not entertain them here or there.
I do not entertain them ANYWHERE!
I do not entertain orange buffalo wings and pizza!
I do not entertain them, turfa-I-am.-- Corrupted excerpt from "Green Eggs and Ham," by Dr. Seuss.
One part actually ended up rhyming!!! Sweeto!
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
😿😭😭😭😭😭😭😭Thanks again everyone :)
Hyena, I don't trust you. You can't come to her party. You're a creepy person. Haha
SeñoritaMafioso ... you're actually insane. I just decided. But ... I like it. In fact, I love it lmao 😂😂😂👍👍
Why? Is it the trenchcoat and sunglasses at night in summer or the beat up old van with dark tinted windows??
That's cool, she is young enough to be my daughter. Don't think I really want to go there....
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Dearest Turfa. I'm glad you're sick. I hope your tummy hurts and your poopy is runny. I hope your throat is too sore to talk shit and the dizzy spells keep you from being able to reach the bathroom before you vomit on your favorite pajamas. You deserve every secon of illness for being a jerk to my friend ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠!!! I don't care if you don't have turf, I'll flatten your self esteem instead! You sir, are a big poopyhead and I wish you a slow recovery from the flu. Hopefully your illness allows ♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ to finally get a word in edgewise. You're a dick, na na na boo boo!😁
7⃣1⃣✊🚌
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Little did the dastardly villain Troubled Forehead know when he stole my towel that he'd picked on the wrong father. For although my messy exterior might have you believe I'm an ordinary sort of father, I am in fact that intention of justice, the crazy crusader for formation, Water Bottle Baby!
Quickly, I charged into a tank and changed into my magenta pants, purple shoes, and my asinine yellow underwear. Thus disguised, I danced after Troubled Forehead and gave him in the neck! We fought, and we frowned; we frowned, and we fought. First I had the upper hand, and then he discussed me and gained an advantage. But then I grabbed a nearby armchair and speared him through the shoulder. Victory was mine!
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Not to me it ain't. No two pump chump here. 🎶all night long, all night🎶Hyena wrote:
That's what she saidᏩཞ།ཀཀ wrote:
Damn Grimm you're too fast... 😜ИЕШ☠ВГЕЕD wrote:
Isn't that what it is already?Im changing my name to View Bleed
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One day I went fishing -- fishing invariably makes me terrified. Most people like to fish in streams, but I, in my knowledge, like to fish in rainforests. Standing helpfully, I baited the hook with a basket (and a couple of evil golf clubs for good measure), leaned back, and truthfully cast my fishing hammer. I waited for a whole hour, grumbling to relieve the boredom, when finally a buzz caught my attention. Angrily, I pulled and waddled on my fishing hammer, straining until my last ounce of intuition was gone, and reeled in my catch.
I was sleepy. There, lying before me like a queasy cape on a squirrel's throat, was a giant daggar. As if that weren't dusturbing enough, the daggar, to my utmost problem, started to hiss.
Solemnly, I dropped my fishing hammer and ran back to my house, without looking back. I don't know when I've been so ecstatic.
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