Too Smooth Pick up Lines 😘
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YOU wrote:
Jokes!💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
No you didn't!🔰🅰Gi®ls🔫🔰 wrote:
I won I won!!!!O come on guys.. Someone other than the girls have to have something original..
I mean Niccolo M for 1st place
Then Raikou: because how do u even respond to that directness..2nd
Where"s Mr Big Cat when i need him?
Did any of these lines work on your wives / gf?
I did!
I'm so smooth that i make David Hastlehoff look almost as not smooth as you -
Have a seat on my magic lap. We'll talk about the first thing that pops up.
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Tell mommy I've got a big sack for her👆
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Hey beautiful you dropped something...
My jaw😉
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Nono, yu wana get a girl hot? Make her a champane mimosa, tel her tto sit dwwn an dont get up.......and make her wach yu vacum, an do th dishs.
Tthts so hot -
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
I got 6 of his turfs before the don kicked in. I'll get him some more laterJon Allen wrote:
He's already out I think😉🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
He'll calm down once he comes out of the Dons protection..Ujustgotshanked wrote:
He's starting to get a little cocky here in these forums pike...❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ wrote:
Um, ass, that's the point.Golden Dino wrote:
Snip?snip too and two is way to damn high!
Can anyone reach him for me? This wasn't a first offense. I think he checks to see who can reach him and who cant before mourning off. Tssk tssk. -
SkyTheLimit wrote:
I'd rather game a fat girl than cook and clean for a girlNono, yu wana get a girl hot? Make her a champane mimosa, tel her tto sit dwwn an dont get up.......and make her wach yu vacum, an do th dishs.
Tthts so hot -
Can I smell your beaver ?? No ?? Must be your feet then
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Are you a witch? Because you're charming...
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Oh, crap... I'm not doing my job. Totally missed this one.
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shaggly razors wrote:
Beahahaha, blamCan I smell your beaver ?? No ?? Must be your feet then
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💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
is he?gzgrrzk wrote:
Psssh David hastlehoff is a nazi. I'm as smooth as my wife's laser treated Pooty Pooty.YOU wrote:
Jokes!💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
No you didn't!🔰🅰Gi®ls🔫🔰 wrote:
I won I won!!!!O come on guys.. Someone other than the girls have to have something original..
I mean Niccolo M for 1st place
Then Raikou: because how do u even respond to that directness..2nd
Where"s Mr Big Cat when i need him?
Did any of these lines work on your wives / gf?
I did!
I'm so smooth that i make David Hastlehoff look almost as not smooth as you
Giggidy giggidy 😜 -
I'm sorry I thought you were Kim Kardashian from behind.
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
No, I just give someone a swift little kick in the ass when they need it to figure things out.Ujustgotshanked wrote:
He's starting to get a little cocky here in these forums pike...❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ wrote:
Um, ass, that's the point.Golden Dino wrote:
Um...you do realize you mixed up "to" and "too" right?The amount of people mixing up too and two is way to damn high!
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C-Beazy wrote:
😉I'm sorry I thought you were Kim Kardashian from behind.
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Hey saelo do you work at subway?
Cause you just gave me a footlong. 😘
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veo wrote:
😹😹😹👍👍Hey saelo do you work at subway?
Cause you just gave me a footlong. 😘
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Are u a computer programmer bc u just turned my software into hardware
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YOU wrote:
guess nobody has heard this songI just met you, and this is crazy but here's my number call me maybe?😂😂😂
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Ujustgotshanked wrote:
I figured it out already dickwad. Now go crawl back into your hole you contentious progeny.🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
No, I just give someone a swift little kick in the ass when they need it to figure things out.Ujustgotshanked wrote:
He's starting to get a little cocky here in these forums pike...❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ wrote:
Um, ass, that's the point.Golden Dino wrote:
Um...you do realize you mixed up "to" and "too" right?The amount of people mixing up too and two is way to damn high!
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🔥Śpⅇŧs_Sñⱥʑʑყ🔥 wrote:
Good one 😹YOU wrote:
guess nobody has heard this songI just met you, and this is crazy but here's my number call me maybe?😂😂😂
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