Too Smooth Pick up Lines 😘
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rojo2017 wrote:
👍I like this one too. Real smooth 😏If I worked for the TSA, I would give you a long pattdown.
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💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
you say this line then you'll have to say "now I'll need yours for collateral" lolthe Anarchist wrote:
Wait I'm curious where do you go from here? 👆 lol"im gonna write down my phone number, but make sure you don't use it."
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the Anarchist wrote:
👍😂👆💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
you say this line then you'll have to say "now I'll need yours for collateral" lolthe Anarchist wrote:
Wait I'm curious where do you go from here? 👆 lol"im gonna write down my phone number, but make sure you don't use it."
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💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
Good idea 😜 haha💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
"Your so fine you made my heart reset 😘"💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
And it continues!😂😂💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
Yeah all my girls get taxed! 👋💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
👍 dude you're on a role. At this point you're almost like a pimp in the game lol💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
Yo baby😉, what's yo invite code?💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
FTW😂😂😂 all you're missing is the 😉Damn baby nice turf, I'd cap that!
I digress. Therefore I retire. Lol
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Alright mines raunchy and straight to the point but the only reason I'm sharing is bc it worked.
"hey, you look curious. I just happen to eat amazing pussy"What started as a glorious one night stand, ended up as an equally satisfying 3 year relationship.
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A girl tried this one liner on me...it really REALLY fucking shocked me. She was really drunk NEVER seen her before just walked out of a bar in Hawaii she walked straight up to me (she was about an 8 out of 10) and she said "I want your dick in me. NOW!" It didn't work for her, but I give her props for the directness. Tupac said it best "...tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy."
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Well what's the reason to be so picky? Just bc you have a favorite flavor, doesn't mean you don't eat all the skittles.A girl tried this one liner on me...it really REALLY fucking shocked me. She was really drunk NEVER seen her before just walked out of a bar in Hawaii she walked straight up to me (she was about an 8 out of 10) and she said "I want your dick in me. NOW!" It didn't work for her, but I give her props for the directness. Tupac said it best "...tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy."
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O come on guys.. Someone other than the girls have to have something original..
I mean Niccolo M for 1st place
Then Raikou: because how do u even respond to that directness..2nd
Where"s Mr Big Cat when i need him?
Did any of these lines work on your wives / gf? -
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Well what's the reason to be so picky? Just bc you have a favorite flavor, doesn't mean you don't eat all the skittles.A girl tried this one liner on me...it really REALLY fucking shocked me. She was really drunk NEVER seen her before just walked out of a bar in Hawaii she walked straight up to me (she was about an 8 out of 10) and she said "I want your dick in me. NOW!" It didn't work for her, but I give her props for the directness. Tupac said it best "...tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy."
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Blow me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to eff me!😜
(works every time)
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🔰🅰Gi®ls🔫🔰 wrote:
Aww man you didn't like any of mine?? 😰 I think I always put a smile on my girl's face when I say them esp in public.O come on guys.. Someone other than the girls have to have something original..
I mean Niccolo M for 1st place
Then Raikou: because how do u even respond to that directness..2nd
Where"s Mr Big Cat when i need him?
Did any of these lines work on your wives / gf? -
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
Lol smh that's a horrible pick up line lol now she expects you to eat that pudding😖... What if you change your mind?😰Alright mines raunchy and straight to the point but the only reason I'm sharing is bc it worked.
"hey, you look curious. I just happen to eat amazing pussy"What started as a glorious one night stand, ended up as an equally satisfying 3 year relationship.
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💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
😒🔰🅰Gi®ls🔫🔰 wrote:
I won I won!!!!O come on guys.. Someone other than the girls have to have something original..
I mean Niccolo M for 1st place
Then Raikou: because how do u even respond to that directness..2nd
Where"s Mr Big Cat when i need him?
Did any of these lines work on your wives / gf? -
💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
👏👏👏👏👏👏👍💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
Turn that frown upside down bubba! U made my success possible so I dedicate this win to you. I'd also like to thank god who through him all things are possible. My producer funky buffalo for the fat beats he created. And to all my hatas "how do ya like me now?" like Toby Keith💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
😒🔰🅰Gi®ls🔫🔰 wrote:
I won I won!!!!O come on guys.. Someone other than the girls have to have something original..
I mean Niccolo M for 1st place
Then Raikou: because how do u even respond to that directness..2nd
Where"s Mr Big Cat when i need him?
Did any of these lines work on your wives / gf? -
🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
In all seriousness it wasn't anything to do with her looks. I was in a monogamous relationship. My friends thought I was crazy to pass it up, maybe I was.Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Well what's the reason to be so picky? Just bc you have a favorite flavor, doesn't mean you don't eat all the skittles.A girl tried this one liner on me...it really REALLY fucking shocked me. She was really drunk NEVER seen her before just walked out of a bar in Hawaii she walked straight up to me (she was about an 8 out of 10) and she said "I want your dick in me. NOW!" It didn't work for her, but I give her props for the directness. Tupac said it best "...tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy."
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Do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!
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Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
In that case, I would have declined the offer as well.🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
In all seriousness it wasn't anything to do with her looks. I was in a monogamous relationship. My friends thought I was crazy to pass it up, maybe I was.Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Well what's the reason to be so picky? Just bc you have a favorite flavor, doesn't mean you don't eat all the skittles.A girl tried this one liner on me...it really REALLY fucking shocked me. She was really drunk NEVER seen her before just walked out of a bar in Hawaii she walked straight up to me (she was about an 8 out of 10) and she said "I want your dick in me. NOW!" It didn't work for her, but I give her props for the directness. Tupac said it best "...tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy."
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💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
Haha, I'm a lesbian, it's my only option✌😝🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
Lol smh that's a horrible pick up line lol now she expects you to eat that pudding😖... What if you change your mind?😰Alright mines raunchy and straight to the point but the only reason I'm sharing is bc it worked.
"hey, you look curious. I just happen to eat amazing pussy"What started as a glorious one night stand, ended up as an equally satisfying 3 year relationship.
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Walk up to a girl check her collar and say I knew it u was made in heaven
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💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
Or else ther girl just says🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
😱I never noticed that. I hope the girls aren't that smart haha💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
Somebody did already its called a keyboard 😊"Excuse me Beauty, how abt we change the alphabet and put U and I together?" 😉
"Well I don't need to change anything because N O are already together". Lolol -
My favourite all timer is...
"Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
"No, how much?"
"Enough to break the ice, how you doin 😉"
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👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Ha ha.My favourite all timer is...
"Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
"No, how much?"
"Enough to break the ice, how you doin 😉"
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Your face or mine
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Сюмшдиdэя. Рщи wrote:
+1 for the win..😂😂😂😂💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
Or else ther girl just says🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
😱I never noticed that. I hope the girls aren't that smart haha💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
Somebody did already its called a keyboard 😊"Excuse me Beauty, how abt we change the alphabet and put U and I together?" 😉
"Well I don't need to change anything because N O are already together". Lolol -
Let's play carnival..you sit on my face and il guess ya weight
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🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
Double wordplay u just got pwned auditor.💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
Somebody did already its called a keyboard 😊"Excuse me Beauty, how abt we change the alphabet and put U and I together?" 😉
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💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
But if the girls aren't smart, how can they read the cook book and make me my meals?!? You expect me to make them MYSELF?!?!?!?!?!😱😱😱😲🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
😱I never noticed that. I hope the girls aren't that smart haha💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
Somebody did already its called a keyboard 😊"Excuse me Beauty, how abt we change the alphabet and put U and I together?" 😉
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One that worked for me, and yeah I know it's a bit cheuvanistic(sp?). How about you come over, clean my room then let me fuck your brains out. Seriously worked. Was with the girl for 4 months.
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Do's that shit works over there? Because in the netherlands you get punched in the face talking like that😨👊👊😥
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“⚡Տɧɑƌøա₭ɪɲɠ⚡ wrote:
Only I survived about a year from age nine to age ten with a girl. I didn't use any pickup lines.One that worked for me, and yeah I know it's a bit cheuvanistic(sp?). How about you come over, clean my room then let me fuck your brains out. Seriously worked. Was with the girl for 4 months.
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