Too Smooth Pick up Lines 😘
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BlackRhino wrote:
Most times it results in a slap to the face.Do's that shit works over there? Because in the netherlands you get punched in the face talking like that😨👊👊😥
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†‡†ℍøƖγ☀Ǥɧøs†‡† wrote:
...I would put my dick in her.🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
Raikou if you had said yes how would you fulfil this promise?Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
In that case, I would have declined the offer as well.🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
In all seriousness it wasn't anything to do with her looks. I was in a monogamous relationship. My friends thought I was crazy to pass it up, maybe I was.Sammy Guns🔫🌊🗻 wrote:
Snipped...and she said "I want your dick in me. NOW!" It didn't work for her, but I give her props for the directness. Tupac said it best "...tease me, I don't want it if it's that easy."
Duh...?
I'm assuming your joking bc I didn't think you were that ignorant. -
Yes, sometimes I may be moody like squidward, dumb like Patrick, selfish like Mr crabs. But I'll ALWAYS be there for you, like Spongebob
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₲ɛƞɛяɑƖ ₳łɑƌɛɛƞ wrote:
👍😂👍👿ℳℝՏ Ҝⅈʟʟعℝ ₲👿 wrote:
Ha ha.My favourite all timer is...
"Hey do you know how much a polar bear weighs?"
"No, how much?"
"Enough to break the ice, how you doin 😉"
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🔰🅰Gi®ls🔫🔰 wrote:
👆that must be the friend laughing as they walk away lol My response: "Don't miss out out on your blessing baby 😉" or if she's not that hot, "I wasn't speaking to you. I was talking to your friend." then I'd look at the friend 😘"How abt we make like a tree and leaf" lol MAN IM TOO SMOOTH!! I TELL YA! HAHA! 😝Сюмшдиdэя. Рщи wrote:
+1 for the win..😂😂😂😂💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
Or else ther girl just says🎩 MaddHatter 🎩 wrote:
😱I never noticed that. I hope the girls aren't that smart haha💀🔥AͭɥͪƉͤĭţØŗ🔥💀 wrote:
Somebody did already its called a keyboard 😊"Excuse me Beauty, how abt we change the alphabet and put U and I together?" 😉
"Well I don't need to change anything because N O are already together". Lolol -
Bend over
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Greengo wrote:
Bend over
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Dr.Big wrote:
Greengo wrote:
Bend over
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That shirt is very becoming of you.
Of course if I were on you, I'd be coming too. -
I'll make you breakfast in the morning😉.
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ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
Hell yes.Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
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Big Deuce wrote:
I hope that means you just really like that but that you don't actually wanna play 😳ʟɛx тooтʜɛʀ™ wrote:
Hell yes.Wanna play army? I'll lay down and you can blow the hell out of me.
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How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertalized?
Feel my shirt, that's boyfriend material.
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I just met you, and this is crazy but here's my number call me maybe?😂😂😂
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Golden Dino wrote:
Um...you do realize you mixed up "to" and "too" right?The amount of people mixing up too and two is way to damn high!
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༒ᏴᏌᎠᏩᎥᎬ༒ wrote:
😂😂👏👏👍👍How do you like your eggs in the morning, fertalized?
Feel my shirt, that's boyfriend material.
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This guy came up to me in a bar and said " You look like the champion bass I just caught I don't know if I should mount you or eat you"
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I have one, it's not a pick up line it's a tactic, I ain't a pretty nigga so I cant pull this off but I've seen it work repeatedly, pay attention pretty niggas, say Ur somewhere with Ur boy and u see a group of three or four girls, first, identify the hot girl, there's always ONLY ONE in the group, then u find the ugliest one and that's the one u buy the drinks for, stay with me fellas
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So u buy the ugly girl drinks and talk dirty to her, meanwhile the hot girl is like "what the fuck?!" so after a few drinks, ugly girls gotta go to the bathroom, the mid range girls go with unassuming and that's when pretty girl starts rubbing up on u telling U crazy shit u ain't did in a while... I've seen dudes call it quits here and slam hot girl in the parking lot, and I've seen dudes slam hot girl ugly girl and the other two, a lot more effort than I like to put out but to each it's own
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Order breakfast and when the waitress asks you how do u like Ur eggs? Smile and reply fondled thank you
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Nice ones N3RO lmfao.
Ima try that one day just for the hell of it. -
❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ wrote:
Um, ass, that's the point.Golden Dino wrote:
Um...you do realize you mixed up "to" and "too" right?The amount of people mixing up too and two is way to damn high!
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Ujustgotshanked wrote:
Lol❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ wrote:
Um, ass, that's the point.Golden Dino wrote:
Um...you do realize you mixed up "to" and "too" right?The amount of people mixing up too and two is way to damn high!
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Ujustgotshanked wrote:
He's starting to get a little cocky here in these forums pike...❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ wrote:
Um, ass, that's the point.Golden Dino wrote:
Um...you do realize you mixed up "to" and "too" right?The amount of people mixing up too and two is way to damn high!
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
He'll calm down once he comes out of the Dons protection..Ujustgotshanked wrote:
He's starting to get a little cocky here in these forums pike...❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ wrote:
Um, ass, that's the point.Golden Dino wrote:
Um...you do realize you mixed up "to" and "too" right?The amount of people mixing up too and two is way to damn high!
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Jon Allen wrote:
He's already out I think😉🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
He'll calm down once he comes out of the Dons protection..Ujustgotshanked wrote:
He's starting to get a little cocky here in these forums pike...❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ wrote:
Um, ass, that's the point.Golden Dino wrote:
Um...you do realize you mixed up "to" and "too" right?The amount of people mixing up too and two is way to damn high!
Can anyone reach him for me? This wasn't a first offense. I think he checks to see who can reach him and who cant before mourning off. Tssk tssk. -
Mouthing**
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🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
I ERed shanked. You made me level up twice 😓😿Jon Allen wrote:
He's already out I think😉🔰ਸᏧᏧ ℜⱥ༏Ҡℴ ц🔰 wrote:
He'll calm down once he comes out of the Dons protection..Ujustgotshanked wrote:
He's starting to get a little cocky here in these forums pike...❌❌ZebulonPike❌❌ wrote:
Um, ass, that's the point.Golden Dino wrote:
Um...you do realize you mixed up "to" and "too" right?The amount of people mixing up too and two is way to damn high!
Can anyone reach him for me? This wasn't a first offense. I think he checks to see who can reach him and who cant before mourning off. Tssk tssk. -
And I was only using shanks
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💀Niccoló M.💀 wrote:
No you didn't!🔰🅰Gi®ls🔫🔰 wrote:
I won I won!!!!O come on guys.. Someone other than the girls have to have something original..
I mean Niccolo M for 1st place
Then Raikou: because how do u even respond to that directness..2nd
Where"s Mr Big Cat when i need him?
Did any of these lines work on your wives / gf?
I did!
I'm so smooth that i make David Hastlehoff look almost as not smooth as you
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