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AssassinUnknown wrote:
You die by eating yourself
you die by stuffing yourself full of chicken burritos!!!!!
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You will die by ur wife 😜
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Ese Santos wrote:
hahahaha, yeah probably get my brains sh*gged!!You will die by ur wife 😜
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Giants will invade your turf claiming to kill all life... You will hide yourself as a 🎾. Unknown to you they are great and competitive athletes!! They decide to have a game of tennis. One hits you with a powerful shot... The other goes to whack it back with an even more powerful shot... Sadly you for you your cosmic shield ran out and you go though the bat and turn into human 🍟... U then get killed for committing suicide and eaten for trying to evade death by committing suicide.
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U will die by SEX!!!
seriously. U will be crushed in an orgy with your schools secretary, principal, and librarian. -
I don't go to school... What you said about me will happen to you.
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ŃįČĘ wrote:
Ouch!Hemorrhoids
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Ur apple product will turn into a zombie and eat you.
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Sadly, Pr3zzy was having fun with all his friends, a great sleep over, they were just getting done with a pillow fight and watching a horror movie, the oldest friend decides to say "hey let's play a game of chubby bunny!" so they all agreed... But what Pr3zzy was unaware was that this will be his last game... He was winning, he had 19 marshmallows in his mouth and he thought he could do it, he put ONE MORE into his mouth and then it slipped, he then died... What a tragic sugary fate 😔
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U will die because while it was falling it attracted billions of iron particles because it had touched my awesomeness, then it landed on your head. 👊💣💂=💀
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This thread suddenly got weird 😳😳
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
Death by robot rape and blunt trauma.This thread suddenly got weird 😳😳
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Death by sushi. ...you ate a roll. .... But forget you were allergic to seafood. How unfortunate. 😲🍣
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🔥💀ḉṏήϮṝðḹḻḝཞ💀🔥 wrote:
Swallowing draino. 😳😳😳😖😖😖😖Death by sushi. ...you ate a roll. .... But forget you were allergic to seafood. How unfortunate. 😲🍣
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You saw the mess under your bed and had a heart attack.
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Pr3zzy wrote:
It's spotless under my bed. Just moved inYou saw the mess under your bed and had a heart attack.
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Oh... Lol... U had a heart attack because you left your x-box at your old house.
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You died from fireworks exploding in your stomach.
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But I never ate any... Hmmmm... You died from your stupidity when attempting to start an operation to fireworks in my stomach...
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You die from a squirrel ripping you to sheds slowly
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Shreds*
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You die from an accidental typewritter incident involving chimpmumks and a rolling pin.. Its to grotesque to write in these forums
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😝😝😝
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You die... In a sausage incident.
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You die from being tied down and forced to listen to Its Friday on endless loop.
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You die by getting drive Byed by 50 clowns in the one car with 50 glocks
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TheNewfieBullet wrote:
NooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooøYou die from being tied down and forced to listen to Its Friday on endless loop.
You die from food poisoning, completely natural, nothing to do with me.
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You die after I cut of your eye lids and force you to watch human centapied and tape a metal bucket around your mouth and nose so when you throw up it splashes back and you will drown in your own throw up or you die from someone poring sugar water all over you, down your throat, in your ears and up your nose than having 115 cockroaches dumped on you ( cockroaches credits to hostle, I came up with the centapied)
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You die after being shot down by the police after escaping a mental institution
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You die in a tragic masturbation accident
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