Pick how the persone above you dies
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farticus wrote:
You get shot in the head 🚬😨🔫
You die by a savage onslaught of cow farts, cows which have been genetically modified to produce farts on a toxic level.
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OsamaBinCapone wrote:
You implodefarticus wrote:
You get shot in the head 🚬😨🔫
You die by a savage onslaught of cow farts, cows which have been genetically modified to produce farts on a toxic level.
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You didn't know they were fixing the road. You got stuck in the concrete and did not see the steamroller. The good news is that you will live forever as part of the new highway.
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You got out of OTB's pants.
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You got in them.
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Can we get a Title Deed for this thread? I'm sick of seeing 'person' spelled wrong
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Ay persone eates yue.
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✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
I see what you did there. 👍👍Can we get a Title Deed for this thread? I'm sick of seeing 'person' spelled wrong
You are driving down the Z66 highway in Zimbabwe, when you realize that it actually probably doesn't exist, meaning that you must be imagining the scenery. You start to cry uncontrollably for several hours, then you get mad. As your brain begins to smoke and your ears melt and dribble down your neck, you fail to see the gazelle flying through the air towards your hovercraft. It crashes through the windscreen. Lying half in the cab and half out, it lifts its eyes and says mournfully,
"Your time has come, Oh Great One."
You stare at him, wondering what he said. He realises that your ears are all over the floor and you mustn't be able to hear him, so he simply puts his horns through your face.As the world goes black, you imagine a dollar note beckoning to you.
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You were the gazelle and died after the bomb around my waist exploded because my pulse stopped.
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Pr3zzy wrote:
Sorry pal. You weren't driving the hovercraft. Picasso was.You were the gazelle and died after the bomb around my waist exploded because my pulse stopped.
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Turfa is a literary genius
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You will die by having a frankfurter inserted in your anus
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You will die in a... Condom incident
@⬇pleas feel free to explain exactualy what it was. -
I kill you by throwing a fucking dictionary at your face! 'exactualy'? That's not even a fucking word!
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You die when I throw the dici back
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the destroyer 3 wrote:
I will whack you with a thesaurus (the smartest of dinosaurs) 😜You die when I throw the dici back
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I'll shove a dictionary up your dicktionary 😜
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A giant toilet will fly out of no where and you will be flushed into a magical Palace where a unicorn mugs you and you lose all your money when a giant kangaroo falls from the sky and kicks you in the head and your buried in a giant cows ear😄
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You die by having "timed" ab foam shot down you throaght and up your nose until your completely filled with it than the timer will detonate and the foam will slowly start to expand and finally solidify
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i will give you 'pair' of cement full body suits.... and when you get out of the first one and get sent to the ER to recover the second one of the 'pair' will get put on you before you have recovered and kill you.
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You try and lick a bumble bee lol
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you try and recussitate me when its still on my tongue...
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I will breach kick you with my combat boots
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which goes flying off,,,, the laces get caught on a tree limb and it does a 180 turn before the branch snaps and they both go flying back towards your face.
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As you sit pondering your next move, your adversary attacks. You watch, horrified, as your tank goes up in flames.
A lightening move by you removes his primary artillery stronghold.
He strikes back, his sniper taking out your personal bodyguard.
You are startled by the close call, and call in an air strike as an almost last-ditch attempt at his supplies tent. A direct hit leaves him with almost no ammunition.
He sends twelve paratroopers across the lines, taking out your machine gun nest.
In desperation, you call in a missile strike from the attack ship seventeen miles away, over the horizon of the Atlantic Ocean. A lucky hit sets off a chain reaction, blowing his last four bunkers sky high and winning the battle.You sigh happily and close the screen of your notebook computer. Good game.
As you stand up, your heart goes into cardiac arrest brought on by seven cans of energy drink and forty eight hours without sleep. Your girlfriend finds you lying on your lounge room floor three days later. -
✯ཥ༑ངਸཧཧབ✯ wrote:
Au contrair, sir. I am simply an imagination with legs and arms 😏Turfa is a literary genius
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And in her sorrow and anger takes it out on you as you jog past getting your yearly exercise in 😜😜
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Pr3zzy wrote:
You bastard! Haha 😝And in her sorrow and anger takes it out on you as you jog past getting your yearly exercise in 😜😜
Well, as you're already dead, I can't kill you again 😏 haha
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You are writing a story, the next literary masterpiece (in your opinion). You've worked at it for countless hours and have gotten 3 hours of sleep per nigh for 8 months. You've invested everything in this book. You send it to the publishing office, where it is refused. You are then evicted and shanked by a merciless hobo.
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*night
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