Pick how the persone above you dies
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You are eaten alive by a scarlet wolf
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The wolf then turns on you
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And makes love with you before ending you life with a swish of its🍆
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U will die from an over-consumption of these ➡🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆🍆
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Babyyy will die of a heart attack during masturbation
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You accidentally put hydrocloric acid in your hot tub instead of water. It burns you slowly up
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You die in a giant flood.
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You will die by some ignorant jerk going back in time and killing yur mum...
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Pr3zzy wrote:
Sarah Connor? You will die by an inconsiderate jerk coming back in time to kill you therefore providing a sequelYou will die by some ignorant jerk going back in time and killing yur mum...
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Dingleberrys wrote:
Hahaha I'm glad I'm going out with a smile !!!! 😄Babyyy will die of a heart attack during masturbation
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👆 this guy is gonna gt beat to death....with a spoon
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*get
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👆stabbed in the left eye with a fork, the right eye with a potato peeler and subsequently running into the path of an oncoming bus, while screaming hysterically in pain.
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wil di cus he noob. -
iCharles wrote:
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wil di cus he noob.
...he's a noob? Benji? Benji, is a noob? You're dumb. Here, have some garlic bread. 👉🍞 -
YOU wrote:
Hey! I want some garlic bread! Turfa you arse, you're giving away my garlic bread! 😡iCharles wrote:
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wil di cus he noob.
...he's a noob? Benji? Benji, is a noob? You're dumb. Here, have some garlic bread. 👉🍞 -
♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
😹😹iCharles wrote:
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wil di cus he noob.
...he's a noob? Benji? Benji, is a noob? You're dumb. Here, have some garlic bread. 👉🍞 -
Dmitri wrote:
😂😂had to be you of all people read this, Dmitri 😂😂👍👍♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
😹😹iCharles wrote:
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wil di cus he noob.
...he's a noob? Benji? Benji, is a noob? You're dumb. Here, have some garlic bread. 👉🍞 -
Will die with an electric cattle prod stuck up his ............ 😱
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🇬🇧IcemanIan wrote:
A cattle prod stuck up my period? Or, periods? Well this is awkward 😱😲Will die with an electric cattle prod stuck up his ............ 😱
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
He is saying that a cattle prod gets shoved up your 😱 I think.🇬🇧IcemanIan wrote:
A cattle prod stuck up my period? Or, periods? Well this is awkward 😱😲Will die with an electric cattle prod stuck up his ............ 😱
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🇬🇧IcemanIan wrote:
You'll die with an ice pick stuck in your cranium and a robin red breast pecking at your eyes.Will die with an electric cattle prod stuck up his ............ 😱
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Dmitri wrote:
I believe you are right.♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
He is saying that a cattle prod gets shoved up your 😱 I think.🇬🇧IcemanIan wrote:
A cattle prod stuck up my period? Or, periods? Well this is awkward 😱😲Will die with an electric cattle prod stuck up his ............ 😱
Yes. Yes, he did. He did say that. 😳😖😜😜😜😜 -
You will die from beaing squished by your "turfa"
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Oh and I forgot to add, it gets capped afterwards
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⬆you dont die
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You die by getting clamped to a telephone pole and getting electrocuted through 50,000 watts goin through your body!
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🇬🇧IcemanIan wrote:
A telephone pole ... capable of electrocuting somebody in ... watts?You die by getting clamped to a telephone pole and getting electrocuted through 50,000 watts goin through your body!
Try a power pole, and use Volts next time, evil genius. 👍You die when the Frankenstein's monster you created decides you look like dinner and eats you.
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You die by eating yourself
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♠Aⅅⅅ ϮuƦƑ₳♠ wrote:
🇬🇧IcemanIan wrote:
A telephone pole ... capable of electrocuting somebody in ... watts?You die by getting clamped to a telephone pole and getting electrocuted through 50,000 watts goin through your body!
Try a power pole, and use Volts next time, evil genius. 👍You die when the Frankenstein's monster you created decides you look like dinner and eats you.
we still have telephone poles in Britain 😜.
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